[Virgin93]

Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

Couldn't agree with you more Brother. They're going to be doing at Gatwick & Heathrow in the UK any day now. I've brought Mrs Q an x-ray proof bra & knickers & any pervert who tries to touch up my martial property / goods / wife, will have my righteous indignation to deal with...Why, for the love of Pete can a guy not travel with a side arm any more? It was fine in the days of the stage coach.

Dear Sirs, I know that I am not supposed to write here, because I am a girl.
But I have to know one thing, will they really be able to see me naked?
That would really be an insult to my modesty and dignity. Even I am not allowed to see me naked, I have to turn out all lights before I undress.
I almost don't dare to ask, but are those devices even able to look under my chastity belt?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Dear Sirs, I know that I am not supposed to write here, because I am a girl.
But I have to know one thing, will they really be able to see me naked?
That would really be an insult to my modesty and dignity. Even I am not allowed to see me naked, I have to turn out all lights before I undress.
I almost don't dare to ask, but are those devices even able to look under my chastity belt?

I think so, unless you have a lead chastity belt...

[Virgin93]

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I think so, unless you have a lead chastity belt...

No, Sir, it is made of stainless steel and has a neoprene lining for comfort reasons.

[ultimeci]

Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

No, Sir, it is made of stainless steel and has a neoprene lining for comfort reasons.

I am sorry to say, but the computer virus on the PC you used to post this with has rendered it useless and rendered images of you naked have been spread throughout the internet.

[HTannor]

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No, Sir, it is made of stainless steel and has a neoprene lining for comfort reasons.

I'm troubled by your description of what you are wearing. Just exactly whose comfort are you considering for the neoprene lining? The comfort of your husband, or for you?

[ultimeci]

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Dear ultimeci,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Bad words
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Do not use that kind of language on our forums!
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This infraction is worth 99 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=441747

Quote:
You know that what you said there is pure bullshit and nonsense? If you look at the image on his screen, can you see anything other then a white person on a black background? Do you even know how this works?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

I would like to reply to this message by saying that I totally and utterly disagree with its contents. I am using nothing more then my usual and normal vocabulair, and what comes out of a bull's rectum is commonly referred to as dodoo, contracted in a single word called dodoo. Therefor I conclude that it is a language which can be commonly used to refer to things, one of those being the case I referred to as earlier.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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I would like to reply to this message by saying that I totally and utterly disagree with its contents. I am using nothing more then my usual and normal vocabulair, and what comes out of a bull's rectum is commonly referred to as shit, contracted in a single word called bullshit. Therefor I conclude that it is a language which can be commonly used to refer to things, one of those being the case I referred to as earlier.

It's a swear word. It's not appropriate for a good, Christian forum. There could be children here!

[Virgin93]

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I'm troubled by your description of what you are wearing. Just exactly whose comfort are you considering for the neoprene lining? The comfort of your husband, or for you?

Dear Sir,

I am not married yet, I have to wear that belt to make sure that my future husband gets an untouched virgin.
The neoprene lining is on the inner side of the belt and has to effects, Sir:
First, it makes it easier to wear the belt, therefore it is more comfortable.
Second, it makes it impossible to reach anything under the belt that should not be touched.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Dear Sir,

I am not married yet, I have to wear that belt to make sure that my future husband gets an untouched virgin.
The neoprene lining is on the inner side of the belt and has to effects, Sir:
First, it makes it easier to wear the belt, therefore it is more comfortable.
Second, it makes it impossible to reach anything under the belt that should not be touched.

Why don't they just make it out of stiffer, tighter metal instead of some fancy lining crap? What's with people these days?

[ultimeci]

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It's a swear word. It's not appropriate for a good, Christian forum. There could be children here!

Correction: You consider it to be a swear word, I consider it a normal word. It has it's uses and anything which I consider to be worse then nonsense I consider dodoo

[Virgin93]

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Why don't they just make it out of stiffer, tighter metal instead of some fancy lining crap? What's with people these days?

I needed my Father to explain that to me. If the belt is too tight it could cause harm to my body, it could cause a thrombosis (I am not sure about the spelling) and if it is too tight it could even cause a damage to my abiltiy to have babies and that is a risk which no Father would ever take.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Correction: You consider it to be a swear word, I consider it a normal word. It has it's uses and anything which I consider to be worse then nonsense I consider dodoo

Blasphemy and vulgarity will not be tolerated in this forum friend. You are guest in our church's forum and we are under no obligation to tolerate you in disrupting our discussions on the Teachings of Christ on how Liberals are tools of Satan himself.

[ultimeci]

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You are in no position to make any demands of us friend. Stop hijacking this thred.
Bobby-Joe

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Please do not edit my posts without authorization.

Um, he's a moderator here. He doesn't need your authorization to do anything. Mods can edit whatever they want.

[ultimeci]

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Do not refer to me as your friend. I am by no means your friend.