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  • I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

    Just because some raghead tried to blow up an airplane flying into Detroit, the Obamanation Government has told us they will allow the installation of full body scanners into the screening process for boarding an airplane.

    Well, after a thorough investigation of this outrageous intrusion into this Nazi program, I was able to discover this photo:





    Just look at that! The TSA hiring darkies to look at the scans!

    Just image the scene: That homeboy sitting in his little office, probably smoking dope and drinking "their" favorite drink: Colt 45, while yukking it up as YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER is subjected to this visual rape of their tender white bodies.

    I am going to write a letter to my congressman and senator demanding that this practice be STOPPED in its tracks.

    And I believe that every Godly(tm) man reading this should do the same!
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    Makes it easier for perverts to look at womens underwear and for fags to look at mine. I don't like it.

    Why don't they just separate the undesirables and have them sit in a different part of the plane or better yet have a separate plane for the suspicious folks? We all know what they look like it should be easy to pick them out of a crowd of regular people.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #3
      Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      Makes it easier for perverts to look at womens underwear and for fags to look at mine. I don't like it.

      Why don't they just separate the undesirables and have them sit in a different part of the plane or better yet have a separate plane for the suspicious folks? We all know what they look like it should be easy to pick them out of a crowd of regular people.
      Amen Brother Marshall. I've been saying all along that they need to just keep all the islamofascists off the planes, unless the plane is headed for GITMO. Christians don't blow up airplanes, darkies do!

      What we need is a Christians Only policy on airplanes. That will solve all our problems.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
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        Whatever happened to common sense? Why spend all of this hard-earned tax dollars scanning planes coming into the east and west coast? It's just a bunch of liberal elitist snobs and their eurotrash "boyfriends" mixed in with other yellow or brown foreign riff-raf. If you want to spend the money protecting the RIGHT PEOPLE, give Officer Don Richards a bonus and put him at the gates at Freehold Airport. He will sniff out the ferners, no problem. Give him 10 minutes alone with each towel head he finds and we will have ourselves a terrorist roundup!

        Shout GLORY!
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #5
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          Has airline security really changed all that much? I can't even remember the last time I went on a public airline. I fly privately all the time. Whether it's a Learjet, a Gulfstream, or my very own 747, I don't have to deal with that security nonsense.

          So, forgive me if I don't feel much pity for the riff-raff that have to fly public airlines. Private flying is the way to go! You can take whatever you want on your own jet and you don't get felt up by a retarded negro with an 80 iq holding a metal detector.

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          • #6
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            I get a plane if I need to travel too far, otherwise I like to drive. I now have 26 choices in vehicles! 3 are NOT V8s!
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #7
              Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

              It would be so much easier just employing true Christians to identify other true Christians and only allow them on the plane. If they look to be mooslim then tell them to start walking.. or better yet, just immediately turn them in to the authorities as terrorists because we know they ALL are.
              Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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              • #8
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                All mooselimbs should be on the no-fly list, let them take a camel if they want to go somewhere – they seem intent on remaining in the seventh century anyway. Mooselimbs have adopted the homer agenda with their latest butt bombs.



                Here is the latest al-Qaeda rectum training video:

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #9
                  Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  Here is the latest al-Qaeda rectum training video:
                  This is not the proper venue to see how al-Qaeda train their rectums. We still have to fly home on Sunday night. If anyone approaches me with a sphincter-wand you will be reading about it in the newspaper.

                  -ND

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                  • #10
                    Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                    I think Archie Bunker has a great answer to this problem (start watching from 0:50 on)

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                    • #11
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                      The easiest way for these secuity nazis to screen True Christians™ is by first turning away those;

                      "29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
                      30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:" KJV 1611, Romans 1:29-31, and dark skin.

                      Second, check their carry-on, if it contains a KJV1611 they can get onto airport property.
                      KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
                      surely be put to death."

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                      • #12
                        Cheney would have taken care of this

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Amen Brother Marshall. I've been saying all along that they need to just keep all the islamofascists off the planes, unless the plane is headed for GITMO. Christians don't blow up airplanes, darkies do!

                        What we need is a Christians Only policy on airplanes. That will solve all our problems.
                        I mean, this guy was a black from Nigeria! What was the State Department doing giving him a visa?

                        I think there should be a test to get on any plane headed to the U.S. All TrueChristians™ pass through with no peeping Tom scanners. Any Muslims get sent right back to where they came from.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                          You know that what you said there is pure bullshit and nonsense? If you look at the image on his screen, can you see anything other then a white person on a black background? Do you even know how this works?

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                          • #14
                            Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                            Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
                            Y[...]If you look at the image on his screen, can you see anything other then a white person on a black background? Do you even know how this works?
                            You seem to be missing the point here! The Pants Bomber was a black man! All you would see is black on black! What use is that?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                              Just because some raghead tried to blow up an airplane flying into Detroit, the Obamanation Government has told us they will allow the installation of full body scanners into the screening process for boarding an airplane.

                              Well, after a thorough investigation of this outrageous intrusion into this Nazi program, I was able to discover this photo:





                              Just look at that! The TSA hiring darkies to look at the scans!

                              Just image the scene: That homeboy sitting in his little office, probably smoking dope and drinking "their" favorite drink: Colt 45, while yukking it up as YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER is subjected to this visual rape of their tender white bodies.

                              I am going to write a letter to my congressman and senator demanding that this practice be STOPPED in its tracks.

                              And I believe that every Godly(tm) man reading this should do the same!
                              Couldn't agree with you more Brother. They're going to be doing at Gatwick & Heathrow in the UK any day now. I've brought Mrs Q an x-ray proof bra & knickers & any pervert who tries to touch up my martial property / goods / wife, will have my righteous indignation to deal with...Why, for the love of Pete can a guy not travel with a side arm any more? It was fine in the days of the stage coach.

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