[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I've been taking these pills lately, they're called JACK3D and they have really improved my muscle tone. I am here in the People's Republic of Michigan and what you see in the more lib-friendly areas like Ann Arbor is that the babby face college boys running around there have no muscle tone and like to ride their bikes out in front of you when you are driving through town. Then when you give 'em the horn they look at you like their bike is equal to your car! It doesn't work like that. So I just give them the horn until they realize they gotta move out of the way.

Hello there!

It looks like you are new to the internets in general and internet forums in particular. How about making a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum, telling all about yourself and your walk with Jesus.

We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[G G 2000]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I've been taking these pills lately, they're called JACK3D and they have really improved my muscle tone. I am here in the People's Republic of Michigan and what you see in the more lib-friendly areas like Ann Arbor is that the babby face college boys running around there have no muscle tone and like to ride their bikes out in front of you when you are driving through town. Then when you give 'em the horn they look at you like their bike is equal to your car! It doesn't work like that. So I just give them the horn until they realize they gotta move out of the way.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Apologies, but the joke was begging to be made.

No it wasn't.

[Jackson Lockwood.III]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Wonderful! I will see you both on opening day and at church tomorrow as well. I am looking forward to trying that Alligatorwine!

Alligator wine...
Okay then...who's first to try trompling it in the pressings barrel?
I'll stick to something safer...like Fight Club with wild Grizzly Bears.
Apologies, but the joke was begging to be made.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Mr. Whitford is a Platinum Tither! The Alligatorwine facility is located in China where he doesn't have to put up with freeloading union thugs.

Oh thanks goodness!

It's being made by a reputable manufacturer using producing a product whose quality and safety is guaranteed by the Free Market! I can rest easy knowing Alligator Wine is untainted by the hands of union scum or excess government regulation - the leading causes of food poisoning. I will have to get me a case my self.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Your husband Joe is making the "alligator wine", right Mary Maria?

Mr. Whitford is a Platinum Tither! The Alligatorwine facility is located in China where he doesn't have to put up with freeloading union thugs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Not to worry, Brother Bobby-Joe! It's not wine made from alligators! It's just a brand name chosen to establish it as the premium biblically accurate sports drink in Freehold!

Your husband Joe is making the "alligator wine", right Mary Maria?

BTW Thank you for helping us Mary Maria, Joe is no longer wearing his wetsuit under his work cloths.

[HTannor]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Not to worry, Brother Bobby-Joe! It's not wine made from alligators! It's just a brand name chosen to establish it as the premium biblically accurate sports drink in Freehold!

Sounds good to me. Can we court-order a few dozen cases* for use in our court rooms and have the bill sent to the Mayor?




*This assumes a high alcohol content. If it's on the order of O'Douls, never mind.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Were is this "wine" coming from on the alligator Sister Mary Maria?

Not to worry, Brother Bobby-Joe! It's not wine made from alligators! It's just a brand name chosen to establish it as the premium biblically accurate sports drink in Freehold!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

My husband, Mr. Whitford, has told me to let all The Taut Christian members that the shortage of Alligatorwine is temporary and a new shipment will be in by Friday.

Were is this "wine" coming from on the alligator Sister Mary Maria?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

My husband, Mr. Whitford, has told me to let all The Taut Christian members that the shortage of Alligatorwine is temporary and a new shipment will be in by Friday.

[HailtoAllFather]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I couldn't agree with this more. All the boys at school are pathetic whelps who couldn't equal half of a man at his best. The 'men' today can hardly be considered male for that matter. All the facials and spa treatments and unisex movements have almost destroyed the difference between man and woman.

Now, I am not a Christian so I wouldn't blame you if you wrote off what I said but, just know that I think boys should be raised to be men and girls should be raised to be women and that's just not being done today. To many cowardly parents who are afraid to discipline their own kids.

[Sidoain]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Schwarzenegger is a Negro?

This is unfair. He use Steroids and these things can force someone to sin. I encourage no one to take steroids or even pain killers.

[HTannor]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Schwarzenegger is a Negro?

yep, the giveaway is Schwarzenegger.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

We, Dark skinned ppl are strong and live long enough. If you look at sport on TV, you know what i mean. So you soft skin ppl are the one who need to work harder on your physic.

Schwarzenegger is a Negro?