Originally posted by Brother Harold PorterView Post
Brothers in Christ,
It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.
Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?
As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:
It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.
So Brothers, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?
I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.
In Christ!
Brother Porter,
I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?
I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?
Uh huh. I bet you would. So you could twist, manipulate and dismiss my work because I am a man of God? Continue in your gleeful sodomy and advocate for the rectal rape of others?
In any event, the study will be available for sale once the peer review process is completed with my fellow True Scientists™. You will need a Paypal account to purchase.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
Genesis 1:11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so."
Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."
Genesis 3:18 "... thou shalt eat the herb of the field."
Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."
Proverbs 15:17 "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."[24]
Revelation 22:2 " the river of life proceeded to flow from the throne of God, and on either side of the bank there was the tree of life, and the leaf from that tree is for the healing of the nations"
According to some Rastafari[25] and other scholars, the etymology of the word "cannabis" and similar terms in all the languages of the Near East may be traced to the Hebrew "qaneh bosm" קנה-בשם, which is one of the herbs that God commanded Moses to include in his preparation of sacred anointing perfume in Exodus 30:23; the Hebrew term also appears in Isaiah 43:24; Jeremiah 6:20; Ezekiel 27:19; and Song of Songs 4:14. Deutero-canonical and canonical references to the patriarchs Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Moses "burning incense before the Lord" are also applied, and many Rastas today refer to cannabis by the term "ishence" — a slightly changed form of the English word "incense". It is also said that cannabis was the first plant to grow on King Solomon's grave.
Can you explain this for me? Actually explain it, not just hate monger some more.
Genesis 1:11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so."
Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."
Genesis 3:18 "... thou shalt eat the herb of the field."
Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."
Proverbs 15:17 "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."[24]
Revelation 22:2 " the river of life proceeded to flow from the throne of God, and on either side of the bank there was the tree of life, and the leaf from that tree is for the healing of the nations"
According to some Rastafari[25] and other scholars, the etymology of the word "cannabis" and similar terms in all the languages of the Near East may be traced to the Hebrew "qaneh bosm" קנה-בשם, which is one of the herbs that God commanded Moses to include in his preparation of sacred anointing perfume in Exodus 30:23; the Hebrew term also appears in Isaiah 43:24; Jeremiah 6:20; Ezekiel 27:19; and Song of Songs 4:14. Deutero-canonical and canonical references to the patriarchs Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Moses "burning incense before the Lord" are also applied, and many Rastas today refer to cannabis by the term "ishence" — a slightly changed form of the English word "incense". It is also said that cannabis was the first plant to grow on King Solomon's grave.
Can you explain this for me? Actually explain it, not just hate monger some more.
There is nothing to explain. Did God ever say to put it in a stem and smoke it? He made poison oak too. Why don't you pack a bowl of that and see how the experience goes?
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
Originally posted by Brother Harold PorterView Post
There is nothing to explain. Did God ever say to put it in a stem and smoke it? He made poison oak too. Why don't you pack a bowl of that and see how the experience goes?
Put it in a stem? You mean bowl. And where does he say not to.
Originally posted by Brother Harold PorterView Post
You sure know a lot about narcotics and paraphenelia.
God doesn't say not to jump into a woodchipper either, but in your case I doubt He would even notice.
if you dont know anything about narcotics and paraphernalia (that's how you spell it, brother), how are you in any way qualified to do a scientific study on the effects of marijuana to begin with?
please, practice what you preach:
Originally posted by Brother Harold PorterView Post
If you have nothing intelligent to contribute, kindly refrain.
We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.
We are not a nation founded on religion but a nation founded on the FREEDOM OF RELIGION
Turning, then, from this loathsome combination of church and state, and weeping over the follies of our fellow men, who yield themselves the willing dupes and drudges of these mountebanks, I consider reformation and redress as desperate, and abandon them to the Quixotism of more enthusiastic minds.
-- Thomas Jefferson, to Charles Clay, January 29, 1815; Writings, XIV, 232
I am for freedom of religion, and against all maneuvers to bring about a legal ascendency of one sect over another.
-- Thomas Jefferson, to Elbridge Gerry, 1799. ME 10:78
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
I dont understand why I was given an infraction for promoting the abuse of narcotics. There was no opinion in that post. All I did was present a study known to be valid and factual, followed by an argument of mathematical induction. There was no promotion. I did not suggest the use of any illegal narcotic.
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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