Cream pies

**Redeemed Papist** · 09-12-2011, 02:30 PM

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I once heard some young folk muttering among themselves about cream pies they have seen on the internet and huddling around one particular boy's phone. They seem so fervent about their interest in them. Their mothers must make a delicious cream pie and they seem determined to investigate and swap stories of whose is the best. Perhaps that boy had a picture of his mother's cream pie and was proudly showing it to the other boys.

It's refreshing to see that not all teenage boys are utterly bent on masturbating to pornograpy whenever possible but that some are so appreciative of their mothers and the pies that are baked for them.

Deuteronomy 5:16 Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

So reassuring that these boys were following God's commandments. I didn't want to intrude further so I went on my way with a smile on my face and to instruct my wife to search the internet with the term "cream pie" to see if any delicious recipes might inspire our family in a similar manner.

**Nobar King** · 09-12-2011, 04:20 PM

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What are you talking about, everyone loves cream pies.

**~~vented~~** · 09-12-2011, 04:22 PM

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I'm not big on cream pies. I LOVE the cream inside, i could swallow that all day but i dont like the pie part. In fact I like to stick the whole icing tube in my mouth and swallow the cream from that, that way no woman is needed.

**Redeemed Papist** · 09-12-2011, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

What are you talking about, everyone loves cream pies.

I've been missing out, clearly.

I can't wait until my wife presents me with the succulent fruits of her internet research.

Though she has been stangely distant today... Maybe she is nervous about how her first effort will be received. Why this is surely adding a bit of spice to our relationship trying something new!

**eliot mayfield** · 09-12-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post

I've been missing out, clearly.

I can't wait until my wife presents me with the succulent fruits of her internet research.

Though she has been stangely distant today... Maybe she is nervous about how her first effort will be received. Why this is surely adding a bit of spice to our relationship trying something new!

Well, a new recipe is a hard thing. She knows she's up against some stiff competition with the other ladies and their cream pies. Perhaps someday we should all get together and have a Landover cream pie cook off.

**Zaiger** · 09-12-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

I had a cream pie yesterday. It was delicious. I can't really say which lady it was from, because I'm keeping it secret which LOL (lady of Landover!)has the best cream pie. She made me close my eyes before I tasted it and made me keep them closed the entire time. But, I have to say it was a unique taste and I really enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to my next one. Have you gentleman ever had a cream pie?

You should marry that LOL, today it is sweet and fun but tomorrow... Just marry her you know what cream pies lead to. And what lady of landover is having you insider her house, making you eat her pie and is not married?

**eliot mayfield** · 09-12-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Zaiger View Post

You should marry that LOL, today it is sweet and fun but tomorrow... Just marry her you know what cream pies lead to. And what lady of landover is having you insider her house, making you eat her pie and is not married?

I am wife hunting and would never marry before having some pie. But this was my first cream pie. Cherry, Apple, Peach, Strawberry, and the rest I've had, even sweet potato, but never a luscious cream pie.

**Deaner** · 09-12-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

I am wife hunting and would never marry before having some pie. But this was my first cream pie. Cherry, Apple, Peach, Strawberry, and the rest I've had, even sweet potato, but never a luscious cream pie.

I heard Sister Talitha has the best cream pie. I heard she'll even feed it to you while you lay on your back with a big pillow under your head.

**Zaiger** · 09-12-2011, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

I am wife hunting and would never marry before having some pie. But this was my first cream pie. Cherry, Apple, Peach, Strawberry, and the rest I've had, even sweet potato, but never a luscious cream pie.

Well just be careful is all I am saying, a good way to speed up the decision process is to throw the pie on the ground no matter how good it is. A good woman will apologize, clean it up and make you a new one. If she seems a bit confused that is okay she is probably trying to decide what to do next, make you another pie or clean it up.

**Gabriel Reproba** · 09-12-2011, 05:58 PM

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Since my third wife left, I have realized how rare it is to find a woman who can deliver a good pie, cream or otherwise. I can imagine a bunch of pies and would love to taste them all. (Having a bunch of different pies all at once would be great, but I fear I would be gluttonous!) However, I really want a good ole cream pie just like Mom used to make.

It has gotten so bad that sometimes, when my kids are asleep, I try to make my own cream pie, all by myself. I get the pie crust ready and I get the cream ready but I can't figure out how to get the cream into the pie. Even if I *do* get some cream into the folds of the pie, it just dribbles out all over the thing and I end up with a messy, crusty pie that no one would want to eat. For any of you fellows who ahve tried to do this solo, what do you guys use to squirt your cream into pies?

PS: I sure am glad a fellow man brought this up. I don't want the women folk to think that I have trouble shooting my cream into pies. They would laugh at me for days.

**Deaner** · 09-12-2011, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post

I don't want the women folk to think that I have trouble shooting my cream into pies. They would laugh at me for days.

Some of them are mean and cruel. Don't worry brother, I have the same problem. Sometimes if I know the pie is gonna be really good, the cream doesn't even make it into the pie. It just gushes all over my hand.

**James Hutchins** · 09-12-2011, 10:28 PM

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Creme pies are not hard to make, even I can whip one up.

**Redeemed Papist** · 09-13-2011, 04:42 PM

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Today I asked my wife how her internet research on cream pies was coming along and whether she was going to feed me one tonight. I swear I saw a tear in her eye and she couldn't look straight at me. She's so nervous as to whether I'm going to like it like any wife would be. I later heard her on the phone to her mother and she was crying. I hope there hasn't been some bad news.

**Razzlo** · 09-14-2011, 06:22 AM

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i enjoy pizza pies very well more

but well on the subject i do indeed love my pies with cream.
i assure i dislike the cheap brands rather i prefer a special cream on my pie
if you know what i mean

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