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  • #16
    Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Listen to Faith Machine. His expertise on masturbation and how to cure yourself of it or to avoid frottage with others is second only to Pastor Ezekiel, in my experience.
    That's very kind of you to say, but remember I've only been sober from self abuse since March 31. Given that there are numerous True Christians™ here who have gone for several decades without masturbating, I can hardly claim to be the pinnacle of hand chastity.

    "One day at a time," as they say.
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    • #17
      Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      That's very kind of you to say, but remember I've only been sober from self abuse since March 31. Given that there are numerous True Christians™ here who have gone for several decades without masturbating, I can hardly claim to be the pinnacle of hand chastity.

      "One day at a time," as they say.
      You make up for it with outright zeal for the wank-free life.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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      • #18
        Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

        Ah, thank you my friend! Masturbation is a truly selfish act, and when I think about what it was like to spend so many years fully immersed in the masturbation lifestyle, I shudder and cringe.
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        • #19
          Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

          I feel an explosion of holy glory coming on right now at the very thought.

          Praise!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #20
            Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            María, where have you been? It's so nice to see you!

            This is the men only forum though, and the question you've asked is of a very delicate nature, and best answered discretely and in private.

            Do you have a Web cam?

            OMG OMG OMG!

            Thanks you for you instructive reply to my private menasge for carificate. I am in shock. But thank you. I had no idea there was moving parts and covers and estuffs.:

            But thank you for your delicate explication. Problem I cannot estop thinking of images you said but thatnk you anyway brother Faith.


            Mari
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            • #21
              Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

              Just to be clear, folks, my private message to Maria was on the subject of how to take the cover off her computer's Web cam and adjust its moving parts so it was aimed and focused properly!
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              • #22
                Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Thanks you for you instructive reply to my private menasge for carificate. I am in shock. But thank you. I had no idea there was moving parts and covers and estuffs. ...
                Moving parts and a cover? Was brother Faith showing you cleaning of his gun?

                Mari, if you’re not experienced, you should rather not try that on your own. But if you already do it, point the barrel – the elongated part of a weapon with an opening on one end – away from yourself. Those things are dangerous; they might blast straight into your face if they are loaded!

                Just in case.
                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                • #23
                  Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

                  Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                  Moving parts and a cover? Was brother Faith showing you cleaning of his gun?

                  Mari, if you’re not experienced, you should rather not try that on your own. But if you already do it, point the barrel – the elongated part of a weapon with an opening on one end – away from yourself. Those things are dangerous; they might blast straight into your face if they are loaded!

                  Just in case.
                  Yes, if you keep sliding the cover backwards and forwards too much they also can go off in your hand unexpectedly.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Yes, if you keep sliding the cover backwards and forwards too much they also can go off in your hand unexpectedly.
                    Mari should ask the gun’s owner to show her how to unload it so she can do it on her own. Knowledge on weapon handling is fundamental; every True Christian™ lady should learn it.

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                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • #25
                      Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

                      As soon as she gets her Web cam back online, I will be glad to take care of this.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Your foreskin may be your best friend!

                        All I'd like to add, is that when you have it done to your male child, be certain you have the best Dr. available, or maybe even wait for one.
                        TOO many unskilled hacks are doing the procedure these days, leaving infant males mutilated.
                        This is the future of your Lineage, so it pays to take good care and attention.

                        I bring this up after some news articles about such and the nightmare some friends of mine went through regardig their son's circumcision.

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