Negro Music is Satanic!

[Youth Minister Harry]

We've always known negro music to be a cacophony of the devil. I'm not talking about the old negroid spirituals where the coloreds jump and jive and jig for Zion or some silliness. I'm talking about the kind of music that inspires perfectly healthy teen boys to lower their trousers to their knees and gather on lawns in the suburbs like it's "freedman's town".

After researching the subject of boy behavior in depth, I have discovered a definitive link between satan and negro music. When negroidal rapping is applied to a barnyard environment, the goats (satan's donkeys) will begin speaking in evil tongues!

Here's evidence I have permanently stored in my private VHS archive. It is the very voice of AFRO-SATAN himself!



God warns us that goats are satan's bearer of bad news, so what could the dark species be communicating to the goats?

Leviticus 16:21-22
21 And Aaron shall lay both his hands vpon the head of the liue goate, and confesse ouer him all the iniquities of the children of Israel, and all their transgressions in all their sinnes, putting them vpon the head of the goate, and shall send him away by the hand of a fit man into the wildernesse.

22 And the goate shall beare vpon him all their iniquities, vnto a land not inhabited; and he shall let goe the goat in the wildernesse.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Negro Music is Satanic!

ISAIAH 1:18-20 KJV
Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land: But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken it.

God has given us reason for a purpose. We know from the historical record that Ham's descendants migrated south after the episode involving Noah's genitals which had resulted in a permanent curse upon the children of Canaan in particular.

The fascination, together with the curse, has remained; could this be the origin of both the visceral rhythms and the sartorial trend you have described?

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[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Negro Music is Satanic!

Sister, I clicked that link you posted and I need to wash my eyes. In fact, I need to wash the screen, the keyboard and everything else. What a sickness and a perversion! That darkie youth gyrated and pranced around bragging about his pants being pulled down! Filthy! Just Filthy Filthy Dirty!

It's just like you said, sister. God gets so angry when a boy accidentally sees his daddy's doodad like Noah's boy did. Of all the doodads for a boy to come upon, that's the single one that'll get a permanent curse from God lickety split! The sons of Ham and their genitals-based curse will plague man for long to come.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Negro Music is Satanic!

The Bible is a very reliable source, often providing information which explains behaviours we are otherwise at a loss to understand. Of course sociologists and heathens will say that these are "normal" but in their world view there is no such thing as fallen man because—as they would teach children in school given half a chance—there was no Adam to fall. What an upside down world they have created!