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Christians Beware: Nasty Pooh Ahead
It's come to my attention they are releasing a new movie on that that filthy bear: Winnie the Pooh!
How sick will Hollywood stoop to for one moment's titillation?
Clearly, the bear is a male (who can't be bothered to put pants on), for one, and yet its name is the rather effete Winnie! Obviously, sick and depraved liberals give no bones over enforcing transgenderism and bestiality on normal Americans.
Look, the bear eats something called hunny, which is one letter short of the female you-know-what! And they let kids watch this filth?
Is it any surprise that this bear was created by a Canadian? Would you just look at this lewd pervert smirking away, below? Boy, he sure thought he pulled a fast one on Americans invading his dirty bear porn under the guise of innocent children's fare? And his damage outlives him beyond the grave. Sad!
Which comes to the new movie they're pooping out soon: Christopher Robin
For those unaware, Christopher Robin is the poster child for NAMBLA and the authentic love-partner for the infamous Pooh. Look at his lithe, boyish figure in the illustration below. Clearly the old balding pervo above thought it hot to pair this innocuous boy candy with a bear, which for those savvy to know is code-word for a gay hairy fat body. Talk about Robin' Christian children of their sweet innocence!
You bet this lad plays the skin flute as well he does the drum!
I recently got a tip=off that some lie-beral perv extrodinaire, Jim Cummings (Yes, Cummings! You read that right.) Likes to hover over sick children and imitate Pooh! Yes! Some creep named Cummings is allowed to wallow through hospitals and get Tiger-happy with the children, much like Jimmy Saville, and we know how well that went. Would you trust this old, mustachioed freak with your child? Nooooope!
What does the Bible even say about Pooh bears? Very little!
There's much about poo (Ezekiel 4:12) and bears (2 Samuel 17:8) in their own scatogory, but the two don't mix, oh no!
Which leads me to suspect why this new movie ought be made - - behold, the Pooh bear looks like a demonic sock puppet!! Enticing his old pal, Chrissy with glass dildo bongs from their old ways!
"Look, Chrissy Robin-Swallows, Remember this? I've got photos too."
There's one answer to this sexual cinematic assault on American youth --- BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT and BURN all copies of this wretch film you can get your Blessed fingers on!
I would cry, but Jesus grated up my tear ducts long ago. - Jim
How sick will Hollywood stoop to for one moment's titillation?
Clearly, the bear is a male (who can't be bothered to put pants on), for one, and yet its name is the rather effete Winnie! Obviously, sick and depraved liberals give no bones over enforcing transgenderism and bestiality on normal Americans. Look, the bear eats something called hunny, which is one letter short of the female you-know-what!
And they let kids watch this filth?Is it any surprise that this bear was created by a Canadian? Would you just look at this lewd pervert smirking away, below? Boy, he sure thought he pulled a fast one on Americans invading his dirty bear porn under the guise of innocent children's fare? And his damage outlives him beyond the grave. Sad!
Which comes to the new movie they're pooping out soon: Christopher Robin
For those unaware, Christopher Robin is the poster child for NAMBLA and the authentic love-partner for the infamous Pooh. Look at his lithe, boyish figure in the illustration below. Clearly the old balding pervo above thought it hot to pair this innocuous boy candy with a bear, which for those savvy to know is code-word for a gay hairy fat body. Talk about Robin' Christian children of their sweet innocence!
You bet this lad plays the skin flute as well he does the drum!
I recently got a tip=off that some lie-beral perv extrodinaire, Jim Cummings (Yes, Cummings! You read that right.) Likes to hover over sick children and imitate Pooh! Yes! Some creep named Cummings is allowed to wallow through hospitals and get Tiger-happy with the children, much like Jimmy Saville, and we know how well that went. Would you trust this old, mustachioed freak with your child? Nooooope!
What does the Bible even say about Pooh bears? Very little!
There's much about poo (Ezekiel 4:12) and bears (2 Samuel 17:8) in their own scatogory, but the two don't mix, oh no!
Which leads me to suspect why this new movie ought be made - - behold, the Pooh bear looks like a demonic sock puppet!! Enticing his old pal, Chrissy with glass dildo bongs from their old ways!
"Look, Chrissy Robin-Swallows, Remember this? I've got photos too."
There's one answer to this sexual cinematic assault on American youth --- BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT and BURN all copies of this wretch film you can get your Blessed fingers on!
I would cry, but Jesus grated up my tear ducts long ago. - Jim
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