Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

[Johny Joe Hold]

Every year the Super Bowl gets closer to being an event about Satan. One year Janet Jackson shows an uncovered breast and the next pants are so tight they reveal what we should not see.

Now we learn the sex for money business thrives in whatever city hosts the Super Bowl. Its time to stop this.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2019/01/30/super-bowl-liii-atlanta-sex-trafficking-victim-police-fbi-prostitution/2658224002/

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

Jesus would indeed the solution here.

Trump needs to implement Biblical law in America as soon as possible so these sluts can stoned to death as demanded by God in Deuteronomy 22:20-21:

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

And since True Christians™ are without sin (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9) we would be the ones throwing the first stones (John 8:7)!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Flashing jungle titties and parading sluts like Miley Cyrus at Super Bowl halftime has got to stop - we're sick of it and so is Jesus.

Whatever happened to the great marching bands we used to see in the past? Here's an example of a wonderful band that praises Jesus and forms crosses on the field as part of their performance.

MAGA - bring back marching bands.

[Social Construct]

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So many marginalized groups suffer erasure because of football. Where are the Asian football players, and the Jews, or Pygmy-Americans?

That's at least 2 billion people who cannot watch football because they are not represented. I share their feeling of being excluded, for example I am triggered when people talk about how much fun Sonic The Hedgehog is, a game which excludes me because I am not a fast-moving blue hedgehog.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Jesus would indeed the solution here.

Is this what they call a "multi-faith event?"

Psalm 1:1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

Whatever happened to the great marching bands we used to see in the past? Here's an example of a wonderful band that praises Jesus and forms crosses on the field as part of their performance.

Bless you Brother William! Bless you!! I haven't been so moved to passion since I first heard a young white boy sing that same song at a Billy Graham crusade in 1969. Bless you, Sir. GOD BLESS YOU! Let's MAGA! MGA! MAAH! MAHA! AMGA! AAGGGGGGGGGGGgg..

[OneFailure]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

The super bowl used to be good but now it has horrid entertainment and bad calls. I still watch it though

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

Where are the Asian football players

They got crushed by the ball.

and the Jews

They tried using the ball in a compound interest leaseback pyramid scheme.

or Pygmy-Americans?

They tried to steal the ball until they figured out it doesn't taste like chicken.

I share their feeling of being excluded

So you want more idiots to play?

[Basilissa]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

So you want more idiots to play?

My understanding is, that men play football to become idiots through repetitive concussions, so yeah, including people who already are idiots would be rather redundant.

[Des]

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So many marginalized groups suffer erasure because of football. Where are the Asian football players, and the Jews, or Pygmy-Americans?

You left out the retards. Don't you think the retards can play the football? And where are the blind transgenitaled Muslim lesbian paraplegic retards? Why are you excluding them?



You, sir, are a sexist, racist, transgenitalophobic, Islamophobic, lezbophobic, misogynist, ableist. You are Hitler. You are literally Hitler!

[Social Construct]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

You left out the retards. Don't you think the retards can play the football?

The term "retard football player" is offensive.

A better term to call them would be "football player".

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

The term "retard football player" is offensive.
A better term to call them would be "football player".

Talk about a poster who is in over his head. There is a term in psychiatry called retardation. Scientists use the term retard interchangeably with retardation.

Football players mostly have brain injuries. They experience retardation. The other term, used correctly by our poster, is retard.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Social Construct

Don't you think that discriminates against footballers who are not retarded?

[Dana723]

Re: Why Can't the Super Bowl be about Jesus

Don't you think that discriminates against footballers who are not retarded?

Isn't that a contradiction in terms?