Awful. Absolutely awful, Mayor Hold. Frankly, I find the fact that cats are not mentioned in the Bible highly suspect. Sure, there are many creatures (such as giraffes and crocodiles) that are also not mentioned in the Bible, and Genesis would've been considerably longer if God had bothered to list every single species He created. Still, how can we be sure that demons did not decide to masquerade as a made-up species in order to move around amongst us undetected? Cats are frequently seen as the familiars of witches. Coincidence? I think not!
It's no wonder that the heathen Japs are so obsessed with cats. They even build idols to worship these feline demons!

Whenever a cat demon comes lurking around my property, I always shoot it dead. So if this "Hello Kitty" ever shows up trying to curse me, it'll be the last thing it ever does.
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