Pickleball is Satan's Sport

[BrotherLarry]

Several of the churches in Godless New York have established pickleball teams. They play on Sunday afternoon and Wednesday (which should be prayer meeting) and they encourage others to join the leagues with no mention of church. I rebuke them in Jesus mighty name.

BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

Now the real link between pickleball and Saten has been revealed. You all remember our beloved Charlie Kirk who was murdered by some liberal crazy-man. He had one close collaborator. Now, Satan has killed the collaborator as well. He was killed playing pickleball. Connect the dots people.

Charlie Kirk’s 'mentor' dies after freak pickleball accident

[MitzaLizalor]

this game is known as Cornichonboule

Perhaps you're getting confused with shuttlecock?

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dill	shuttlecock

There are some similarities, shown above.

[WWJDnow]

Even setting aside the obvious demonic influence, who in Heck would want to play tennis with a pickle?

Other than Canadians, I mean. But we will cure the Canadians of their myriad Satanic influences when we invade liberate Canada later this year.

[Anthony Harper]

Here in Quebec, this game is known as Cornichonboule - and is often played with dill-does that has been used and brined, and thrown back and forth for multiple use. It's a sinful game, and played in public, even by women and children.

My friend, that sounds like a nightmare! Using dill-does is not suitable for public use and should be strictly forbidden!

[Madame Frottage]

Here in Quebec, this game is known as Cornichonboule - and is often played with dill-does that has been used and brined, and thrown back and forth for multiple use. It's a sinful game, and played in public, even by women and children.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Mayor Hold, what awful news! I had no idea that pickleball is so harmful to God's way. I will be sure to stay away from such a thing and to warn my family.
I noticed many people have become obsessed with Pickleball and those things have been popping up across the country. They wantes to put one up in my neighborhood, but thankfully such an effort was defeated.
My uncle was recently injured playing pickleball; I will accept that as a warning to stay away! I would say at a minimum: parks should be closed while church is in session! That should keep the dirty minds at bay.

Thank you for your Christian thoughts on this so-called sport, Mr. Harper. I had suspicions rights away when I learned men and women are "team members." There is nothing in the Bible giving approval for such a thing. Then there is the Pickleball outfits worn by woman. Looking a pictures one can see there is no top that is cut too deeply--down they go. And the shorts, nothing is too tight. Pickleball sells sex.

[Anthony Harper]

Mayor Hold, what awful news! I had no idea that pickleball is so harmful to God's way. I will be sure to stay away from such a thing and to warn my family.

I noticed many people have become obsessed with Pickleball and those things have been popping up across the country. They wantes to put one up in my neighborhood, but thankfully such an effort was defeated.

My uncle was recently injured playing pickleball; I will accept that as a warning to stay away! I would say at a minimum: parks should be closed while church is in session! That should keep the dirty minds at bay.

[Johny Joe Hold]

All across the country cities are building Pickleball courts. Most of these are open on Sunday mornings to temp people away from church. They have become tools of Satan. He uses Pickleball the same way he uses golf. When people don't hear their Sunday morning warning about sin and hell they go right back to sin.

It has gotten so bad a city in New Jersey is using eminent domain to take a church and convert it to Pickleball courts.

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