[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

God bless you for your interest in this individual, Sister Isabella. I am having a bit of trouble maintaining mine.

Oh, you are most welcome, dear Sister Handmaiden. Providence knows that it can be difficult to maintain an interest, when so many of the younger Unsaved Trash wish to remain wallowing in their sins. I'm afraid that dear Brother Hutchins may have the answer as to why Miss Davi is so rebellious:

Davi, are you on the drugs? God can and will Save® you, if you let Him. Landover has the very best program for Saving® sinners, Just imagine the clarity of mind once Jesus Erases™ all the sin.

If Miss Davi is reading this, please, Dear; do reach out to the — immediately — for salvation, and for deliverance from your sinful habits. If you choose to remain living in sin, then your eternity will be horribly sorrowful — beyond belief!

Mark 9:43-48:
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

And, as far as being "on the drugs", as Brother Hutchins has noted so wisely, it is my prayer that Miss Davi will realize how this affects her loving mother!

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Super Mario games are so good that i don't see no one here talking bad about it, good job Nintendo

Davi, are you on the drugs? God can and will Save(r) you, if you let Him. Landover has the very best program for Saving(r) sinners, Just imagine the clarity of mind once Jesus Erases(tm) all the sin.

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

Super Mario games are so good that i don't see no one here talking bad about it, good job Nintendo

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

If you do not know the as your personal, one-and-only , dear Miss Sampaio, then the problem — very much — is yours!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Please do not delay in turning to , and in asking for forgiveness for your awful sins. And, do let us know how you are getting on with your study of the blessed , Dear. We do take a great interest.

God bless you for your interest in this individual, Sister Isabella. I am having a bit of trouble maintaining mine.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

well, the problem is not mine now

If you do not know the as your personal, one-and-only , dear Miss Sampaio, then the problem — very much — is yours!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Please do not delay in turning to , and in asking for forgiveness for your awful sins. And, do let us know how you are getting on with your study of the blessed , Dear. We do take a great interest.

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Dear Miss Sampaio: As our beloved Sister Handmaiden has noted, we are here to discuss the precious , and to teach how salvation can be found through the wondrous of . We are not here to waste time by engaging in chit-chat about what happened in your house, or who did this, or who said that. A silly game that will take people to should be avoided — it is the study of the Word of Almighty that matters here, as we take this very, very seriously.

Acts 16:30,31:
30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the , and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Kindly refrain from wasting your precious (and limited) time on worldly pleasures; and, instead, turn your attention to the — immediately. It may be true that you do not own a copy of this life-saving Book, but you can read online — for free!

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

well, the problem is not mine now

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I would say "Nice try" on the trolling effort, but your post was a very weak tea.

If you truly wish to participate in our discussions, you need to read the Bible.

Frankly, you haven't even failed impressively, that's how weak your post really is.

Alright, i will tell my real experience, i was just doign my stuff in my house, then blah, blah, blah ...

Dear Miss Sampaio: As our beloved Sister Handmaiden has noted, we are here to discuss the precious , and to teach how salvation can be found through the wondrous of . We are not here to waste time by engaging in chit-chat about what happened in your house, or who did this, or who said that. A silly game that will take people to should be avoided — it is the study of the Word of Almighty that matters here, as we take this very, very seriously.

Acts 16:30,31:
30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the , and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Kindly refrain from wasting your precious (and limited) time on worldly pleasures; and, instead, turn your attention to the — immediately. It may be true that you do not own a copy of this life-saving Book, but you can read online — for free!

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Alright, i will tell my real experience, i was just doign my stuff in my house, then a friend told me to play Tf2, i thinked "Isn't that game that i saw in a post 7 years ago?". but he told me it is a GOOD game by his words (if you want to talk something about it, talk it with him, not with me, his steam username is JegJato), then i lauched it, it looked normal, just a 3D Model in the screen and some buttons, then i looked for "Casual" but then my Friend said "Since you are a religious guy, i guess you need to buy taunts, so you can dance around and make friends with everyone in the match". then after the loading, it has a screen with 9 Person, He said "One is from Boston, One if from Central America, One is from Scotland, one is from Russia, one is from Texas, One is from Germany, one is from Australia, and one is from France", then i bought a taunt and i started dancing around it, no one shot me and everyone was just dancing, the server was peaceful, and i do not hear the lines that the lady said he heard, i think it got removed, then i said to him "eh, it is a fine game, since in the box it says "M for Mature" and "All content in this game is not to be taken serious" so i guess i will play a little more" and i play 1 time a month, (Reminder: do not take your anger in me, put it on Jegjato), and that is my real experience (grammar)

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

For all of you watching this, I want to say this was a very experience....how can I put it....interesting, but America above all, and Jesus above all, amen, to all who are viewing this post now , out of pure curiosity, I...tried to play Team Fortress 2, and i did everything, prayed 16 times and ran holy water on my computer 30 times a minute, then...I STARTED IT!, I GET OUT OF THE CHAIR AND STAY PRAYING WITHOUT STOP AND PASSING HOLY WATER ON EVERYTHING, then the menu appeared, and I was praying and I was taking a shower of holy water, then when I felt ready....I entered a game, while the game was loading, I stayed praying non-stop and reading the bible, then I joined the game, there were 9 People or "Mercenaries" as this game calls it, I selected Black, there were 2 teams, the game was called "Blu" and "Red", I selected the "Blu" Communism here in my house, there's no way!, then I captured something...the game called it "control point". there were 3 of those, i kept throwing bombs at communist enemies, and i...honestly...i got a little entertained, BUT CALM!!!!. I spent 20 minutes without praying, without reading the bible, and without using holy water!, instead, I kept saying things like: "HAHAHA DIE!!!. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!. haha I got you!. Die soon!!!!", and when I noticed that, I stopped the game imetally and deleted it, I passed 5 hours praying, took a long bath in holy water, and went to all the churches in my city to tell about my sins and I pleaded with God to forgive me, Please don't ban me, I never want to play this game again!, the power is too strong!, DON'T REPEAT WHAT I DID WITHOUT THE CARE!. you'll never notice if you dont do without the cares, and the devil will control you. well that was my experience playing this damn game, i hope no one repeats what i did, the power of this game is very strong, America above all and god above all!!!!, AMEN (sorry my grammar erros, i type too fast)

I would say "Nice try" on the trolling effort, but your post was a very weak tea.

You don't understand Landover Baptist at all. We don't subscribe to the notion that water can be made "holy" by mumbling a few misguided prayers over it.


If you truly wish to participate in our discussions, you need to read the Bible. If your wish is to troll us in the hopes of upsetting us or causing us to doubt our great commission, then you may as well give up now. You do not possess the skills to shake us from our solid foundation.


Frankly, you haven't even failed impressively, that's how weak your post really is.

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

For all of you watching this, I want to say this was a very experience....how can I put it....interesting, but America above all, and Jesus above all, amen, to all who are viewing this post now , out of pure curiosity, I...tried to play Team Fortress 2, and i did everything, prayed 16 times and ran holy water on my computer 30 times a minute, then...I STARTED IT!, I GET OUT OF THE CHAIR AND STAY PRAYING WITHOUT STOP AND PASSING HOLY WATER ON EVERYTHING, then the menu appeared, and I was praying and I was taking a shower of holy water, then when I felt ready....I entered a game, while the game was loading, I stayed praying non-stop and reading the bible, then I joined the game, there were 9 People or "Mercenaries" as this game calls it, I selected Black, there were 2 teams, the game was called "Blu" and "Red", I selected the "Blu" Communism here in my house, there's no way!, then I captured something...the game called it "control point". there were 3 of those, i kept throwing bombs at communist enemies, and i...honestly...i got a little entertained, BUT CALM!!!!. I spent 20 minutes without praying, without reading the bible, and without using holy water!, instead, I kept saying things like: "HAHAHA DIE!!!. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!. haha I got you!. Die soon!!!!", and when I noticed that, I stopped the game imetally and deleted it, I passed 5 hours praying, took a long bath in holy water, and went to all the churches in my city to tell about my sins and I pleaded with God to forgive me, Please don't ban me, I never want to play this game again!, the power is too strong!, DON'T REPEAT WHAT I DID WITHOUT THE CARE!. you'll never notice if you dont do without the cares, and the devil will control you. well that was my experience playing this damn game, i hope no one repeats what i did, the power of this game is very strong, America above all and god above all!!!!, AMEN (sorry my grammar erros, i type too fast)

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I think what you are saying is absolutely right. These are leaving bad impressions on our children.

Hello, dear Mr. Rowen: I notice that you have only recently found , within this tangled, complicated interwebs galaxy. We are pleased that you are with us, and we would like to welcome you to ! To do that, I wonder if I might ask you to visit our friendly Introduction Forum, which is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

There, you can post a nice, well-written message to the servants of the . During your time at that page, please note our simple requests at the top of the page — which I am more than happy to include here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you, Dear — here, at .

[MattRowen]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I think what you are saying is absolutely right. These are leaving bad impressions on our children.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

If this website is so for Jesus and god, Why allow their members to attack others because they're playing a game?

As for how I know, It became painfully obvious when the moderator stopped replying after I had raised the concern with them. Doing it themselves? Unlikely. Knowing who might be doing it? More than likely considering they went radio silent when that issue was brought up.

I can get you information if the admins take initiative and be the first step in stopping this issue. I'm not going to waste my time if no action is going to be taken.

It is all fun and games until you arrive in Hell and Satan's minions are frothing at the mouth with erect barbed talleywackers. Big Joke, isn't it?
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.



First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

... however I am a man of science (Computer Science, actually)...

Really? One would expect such a person to understand that you won't receive private messages if you have disabled them and that moderators on one website are unable to interfere in alleged misbehavior on another.

The chances are, if this is even happening outside your fevered imagination, that the culprit is one of your own. Children from those ghastly game "lobbies" are forever wandering in here causing trouble. I blame the parents.

[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I didn't misread you, I did say yes.

What you're misunderstanding me on however, is that they're not invading a forum but TF2 lobbies calling us all "sinners for playing the devil's game" or some other crazy rambling.

It's getting annoying to the point it needs to stop.

I am so sorry to hear that you are concerned, sweetie. I will pray for you. That's all I can do as I have no way of knowing who that person is, and I'm also not a moderator in "TF2 lobbies" (whatever that could be), and therefore have no powers to ban someone over there.

As for how I know, It became painfully obvious when the moderator stopped replying after I had raised the concern with them. Doing it themselves? Unlikely. Knowing who might be doing it? More than likely considering they went radio silent when that issue was brought up.

Ya think it would help if you had turned on "receive Private Messages" on your profile?....

If that's the way you want to act when I'm looking for a peaceful resolution to a problem, don't be surprised when I get mad if it continues.

Be my guest. What are you going to do, call the internet police?

If you're an admin and you'd like to settle the issues your member is causing for no reason on your behalf, reach out to me on discord or the email on file and we'll talk.

You're barking at the wrong tree - the admins you want to contact are the "TF2 lobbies" admins. They are the only ones with the power of blocking a user or an IP address over there.

Delete my account under the EU "right to erasure" too, please.
(This is required to do so upon successful transition of the request to an administrator of the site by law.)

Thank goodness we're not in the EU.