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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
How do you do introductions in this website?
How do you do introductions in this website?
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
You simply make an Introduction for yourself. Go there and start a thread.Originally posted by jasonyoo View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
How can you people be so stupid.. you dont even do a proper research before you post a topic. But this one is from a woman.. so gues its okay.. only few girls are cool enough to be called gamers.
So first of all the main goal of Diablo is to destroy Evil and KILL DIABLO..
You battle Hell with the help of angels from Heaven..
2nd - the screenshot is not even from diablo.
3rd - its a nude patch that coud apply to every game.
4th - Oblivion is not a Blizzard Game
5th - Diablo 3 Came out in May 2012
Its because of people like you that the world is going to hell..
You are blind and stupid.. you dont understand God.. you dont understand anything. You are all just sick fanatics that use the bible as excuse to cover your sick way of living.
Trust me on this one. You are all going to burn in hell.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Sigh, the Evil One has duped so many foolish children.Originally posted by TheSkyWarlord View Post
Son, it's because of people like us that at least a few WON'T go to Hell. Rather than try and convert us to admire your homoerotic gaming fantasies, why not spend just a tiny amount of time hearing the Word?
So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Romans 10:17
Faith is the only hope you have of avoiding eternal damnation.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
EDIT: No, misogyny is not acceptable in the forum. - Bobby-JoeEcclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Originally posted by TheSkyWarlord View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Friend, you are sorely misguided and il-in-formed, in more ways that one.Originally posted by TheSkyWarlord View Post
1 Corinthians
13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
A Real Man would not continue to play with childware fiddlsticks, and we certainly do not play with joysticks either. Hmmmmm....I just realized that we are dealing with a sex-addicted, masterbating, homosexual here.
Friend, Jesus can and will set you free from the bondage of sex-addiction, masterbation rituals, and your spandex desires for men.
John
8:36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free
indeed.
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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.Comment
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
GOD MADE SCIENCE AND DIABLO 3!!!! BOW TO HIS GENIUS AND MAJESTY!!Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
This thread is the greatest flame war I've ever seen, I had to participate!
So "Reverend" Rodimer the "Honorary" True Christian, your "x-box achievements" just make you look like a giant racist, hypocritical, douche.
"True Christian Caucasion"
Are you implying that only whites can be true Christians?
"Ex-Masturbator" x 2
Is that one symbol for each hand?
"Flat Earth"
You're fucking joking right? You've seen pictures right? How about you hop on a boat sometime. You're not one of those crazies that thinks we walked with Dinosaurs are you?
"Tell her Once" -A shaking fist.
So you tell her with your fist? Quite the man aren't you?
"Porn Resistant" - a box of tissues for your semen.
That doesn't say porn PROOF. Resistant means you still do it. See "ex-masturbator." Liar.
"Guns, Guts, and Glory" handgun symbol conveniently pointed right at the "Proud Niglet Sponsor" black child head.
Do I even need to say anything about this? Seriously?
"Truck Stop ministry" - chrome naked woman.
Nice! Do you pick up your whores like Mary there?
"Kirk Cameron Fan Club" - a peeled Bannana.
That shits just hilarious.Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking liesComment
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Glad you had so much fun. I hope you enjoy the REAL greatest flame war you have ever seen because you are headed in that general direction. *(I'm referring to Hell, boy!)Originally posted by Heathen and Unsaved View PostComment
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Cute.Originally posted by Heathen and Unsaved View Post
I don't go to truck stops myself, too busy tending to hearth and home, thank you. You seem to miss the point of this thread - it's not to mock innocent people, but to warn them of their impending one-way trip to the depths of Hell.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Lucky us.Originally posted by Heathen and Unsaved View Post
Nope. The "awards" are assigned by the church. Ask Pastor Ezekiel.So "Reverend" Rodimer the "Honorary" True Christian, your "x-box achievements" just make you look like a giant racist, hypocritical, douche.
"True Christian Caucasion"
Are you implying that only whites can be true Christians?
I'm True Christian™, and I'm Caucasian. So it's pretty straightforward.
No. I have never masturbated. But Landover folks decided giving me no badge would imply I was a current masturbator, so they decided two was better."Ex-Masturbator" x 2
Is that one symbol for each hand?
I've asked repeatedly for that to be removed, as my congregation and Landover disagree on the shape of the Earth. However, please explain how getting into a boat will demonstrate the shape of the Earth, or what the age of the Earth has to do with its shape."Flat Earth"
You're piffleing joking right? You've seen pictures right? How about you hop on a boat sometime. You're not one of those crazies that thinks we walked with Dinosaurs are you?
It's important to express oneself firmly with the strength and conviction of the Lord. It says nothing about punching women."Tell her Once" -A shaking fist.
So you tell her with your fist? Quite the man aren't you?
Again, I didn't come up with them. I'm a never-masturbator. I'm sure the concern was that not putting it up would suggest I was porn-susceptible."Porn Resistant" - a box of tissues for your semen.
That doesn't say porn PROOF. Resistant means you still do it. See "ex-masturbator." Liar.
I never noticed that. I didn't set up the arrangement, sorry if it offends you that I have guns and that I sponsor little black children in Africa."Guns, Guts, and Glory" handgun symbol conveniently pointed right at the "Proud Niglet Sponsor" black child head.
Do I even need to say anything about this? Seriously?
I guess you atheists all hate charity. Or Negroes. Which is it?
Mary Etheldreda is a married woman. The chrome woman is a mock-up of a truck mudflap, nimrod."Truck Stop ministry" - chrome naked woman.
Nice! Do you pick up your whores like Mary there?
What's hilarious about a banana?"Kirk Cameron Fan Club" - a peeled Bannana.
That shits just hilarious.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!
Hello i am here to save all of you from a life of damnation. I would like to take a moment and first say Diablo is well it's just the bees knees. Second i would like to take a moment and talk to you all about pastafarianism where we praise our God the all might Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Convert now and be saved from the damnation of a pasta-less world where "intelligent" design runs rampant. Come to a world where critical thinking is a real skill and we don't talk about anal raping or anal sex like its our hobby
Love all whether they are down with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jeebus, or any god or lack thereof
thank you for your time internetComment
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Boy, we've never heard that one before.Originally posted by pastafarian91 View PostHello i am here to save all of you from a life of damnation. I would like to take a moment and first say Diablo is well it's just the bees knees. Second i would like to take a moment and talk to you all about pastafarianism where we praise our God the all might Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Convert now and be saved from the damnation of a pasta-less world where "intelligent" design runs rampant. Come to a world where critical thinking is a real skill and we don't talk about anal raping or anal sex like its our hobby
Love all whether they are down with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jeebus, or any god or lack thereof
thank you for your time internet
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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