[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

What's your point on the different ways to say 3?...

The thread title uses the Arabic numeral 3 and you pranced in here announcing the Roman numeral equivalent should be used instead. I'm sure this came off as officious to Brother James, as it did to me.

[FurryFag]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Brethren and Sistren,

Recently, my little sister called me up and asked my advice on a problem she's been having. I know she's always looked up to me, considered me to be an excellent role-model and values my advice, so I was happy to provide it. Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice. Anyways, I decided to research this video game further, and I can't begin to tell you how horrible it actually was!

Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!

Here is just a short list of the horrible things this game includes...

• Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!
• After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
• All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!
• The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.
• The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
• The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
• The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!

• Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!

As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes bestiality, Satan-worship, prostitution and science sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that Diablo 3 gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

I've included a screenshot of the game (which I've carefully censored ) so we can all see what we're dealing with here. Let's get this game cartridge off the shelves of stores EVERYWHERE!

The whole reason I hate Diablo!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

The whole reason I hate Diablo!

Why do I question your sincerity?



Please put a little more thought in to your posts, and support them with Scripture, hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Kuntata1]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Brethren and Sistren,

Recently, my little sister called me up and asked my advice on a problem she's been having. I know she's always looked up to me, considered me to be an excellent role-model and values my advice, so I was happy to provide it. Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice. Anyways, I decided to research this video game further, and I can't begin to tell you how horrible it actually was!

Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!

Here is just a short list of the horrible things this game includes...

• Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!
• After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
• All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!
• The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.
• The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
• The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
• The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!

• Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!

As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes bestiality, Satan-worship, prostitution and science sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that Diablo 3 gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

I've included a screenshot of the game (which I've carefully censored ) so we can all see what we're dealing with here. Let's get this game cartridge off the shelves of stores EVERYWHERE!

frist thing, i bet someone has all ready said this but, that is not a picture of diablo 3 nor is it even in the diablo series of games, now if you type in google and look up diablo 1 2 or 3 you wont find a picture like that.

second thing, oblivion is not a blizzard game, if you do a 5 second research you would find that isnt a blizzard game

third thing, all of the classes you just said have nothing to do with what you say they do

[James Hutchins]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

frist thing, i bet someone has all ready said this but, that is not a picture of diablo 3 nor is it even in the diablo series of games, now if you type in google and look up diablo 1 2 or 3 you wont find a picture like that.

second thing, oblivion is not a blizzard game, if you do a 5 second research you would find that isnt a blizzard game

third thing, all of the classes you just said have nothing to do with what you say they do

Friend, in the interest of fairneess and Christian honesty, I checked the facts you claim. You are wrong.
The first hint to me that you were erupting noxious gases was the lack of Biblical references.
Matthew 15:10-11
10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

Notice how the Bible referes to men, not the games of little children:
1 Corinthians 14:20
Brethren, be not children in understanding: howbeit in malice be ye children, but in understanding be men.


Uncanny how accurate this is about you kids:1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;

[Kuntata1]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Friend, in the interest of fairneess and Christian honesty, I checked the facts you claim. You are wrong.
The first hint to me that you were erupting noxious gases was the lack of Biblical references.
Matthew 15:10-11
10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

Notice how the Bible referes to men, not the games of little children:
1 Corinthians 14:20
Brethren, be not children in understanding: howbeit in malice be ye children, but in understanding be men.


Uncanny how accurate this is about you kids:1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;

nope, the facts i gave a right

[James Hutchins]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

nope, the facts i gave a right

Sorry friend, the Bible (God's Book) tells us you are categorically wrong.

What if the facts were a left?

[Redthepokemonmasterbator]

Diablo 3 isn't for satan

all these fourm users don't watch or play any of these shows or games on this. part of the fourms THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO DESTROY DIABLO (SATAN) AND HIS DEMON FOLLOWERS also it's got great gameplay and how is WoW and starcraft satanic? lol whats next the lost vikings (a blizzard adventure game) is also satan

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

the lost vikings (a blizzard adventure game) is also satan

I've never heard of this game but if you say it's Satanic I'm not going to risk playing it.

Is it out on the 2600?

YIC

[Redthepokemonmasterbator]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

I've never heard of this game but if you say it's Satanic I'm not going to risk playing it.

Is it out on the 2600?

YIC

nope its on the SNES and i was being sarcastic

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

nope its on the SNES and i was being sarcastic

Do think it's funny to be sarcastic about Satan? Or are you just another atheist troll stamping all over our most cherished beliefs?

YIC

[Cockinpully]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

Do think it's funny to be sarcastic about Satan? Or are you just another atheist troll stamping all over our most cherished beliefs?

YIC

why are you people so sarcastic about there being a god


and none of the "facts" given about diablo are true, nor are they even close to the truth about diablo. it takes 5 seconds to do a search on google about it, so stop being lazy about your research and get your facts right and dont just say the "bible says its wrong and i will do as it say" cause its not

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

why are you people so sarcastic about there being a god


and none of the "facts" given about diablo are true, nor are they even close to the truth about diablo. it takes 5 seconds to do a search on google about it, so stop being lazy about your research and get your facts right and dont just say the "bible says its wrong and i will do as it say" cause its not

Hi, and welcome to our forums. I would suggest that you read the entire thread in question as these questions and concerns have already been addressed.

[Cockinpully]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

Hi, and welcome to our forums. I would suggest that you read the entire thread in question as these questions and concerns have already been addressed.

so your saying that you were wrong and wont ever talk shit about something you dont know? wait, silly me!! you people are to stupid to even accept that you are wrong and will try to keep using the bible to prove your false points



'We are inherently unworthy, simply because we're human, and all human beings--aye, and elves(african), and dwarves(white), and all the other races--are flawed. But the Light loves us anyway.'~Uther the Lightbringer

[Nobar King]

Re: Diablo 3 isn't for satan

you people are to stupid

I see what you did there!