[Dutch Girl]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.

So you are a homophobe. I hope you do realize that most homophobes are actually gays themselves who just haven't come around to accept that yet... So please allow me to welcome you to the fun side of life!

[James Hutchins]

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I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.

Friend, it is common for homofags such as yourself to have an extremely deep self loathing and denial. Truth be told, I can certainly understand it.

[The 24/7 Gamer]

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I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.

[James Hutchins]

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Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.

Friend, you need to admit to yourself and your parents that you are a Homersexual. Ask them to wash your mouth out with some lye whill you are at it.

[The 24/7 Gamer]

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Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.

[James Hutchins]

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Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!

Of course going in and out of portals is a sin, unhygenic too. Just like a baby will pick up a chunk of dog crap from the sidewalk, you teen punks will do anything for your 'kicks'. Christian people get a kick from Christ!

[The 24/7 Gamer]

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I don't even give a <<< Potty Word Removed - Admin >>> bout what you say.

[Alphonse Alban]

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And just for you, god doesn't hate magic,

Really? Let's see what God Himself says about the matter. I think He knows better than you.


Deuteronomy 18:10-12

10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

[The 24/7 Gamer]

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Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!

[James Hutchins]

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Personally, I .... tl;dr....criticize children's games.

Friend, no one her could care less about your personal life. What we care about is the depth of your blinded devotion, your utterly unwavering commitment you put forth for Jesus Christ.

[The 24/7 Gamer]

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Personally, I love portal and steam. In fact I have my own life size portal gun, companion cube plushies, and a tattoo of Wheatley. Also I've probably spent 2000$ on Steam alone, and they don't steal your credit card or mention anal sex. And just for you, god doesn't hate magic, and by the way, HOW THE FUCK DOES PORTAL 2 MEAN ANAL SEX? SERIOUSLY? Maybe it's called portal because ITS A GAME ABOUT PORTALS! And for the dumbfucks who say this game is filled with porn like bondage and anal sex, your retarded. HOLY CRAP A ROBOT ON WIRES IS SWINGING!!! IT'S MEANS A WOMEN TRAPPED IN BONDAGE TRYING TO ESCAPE!!! Well, she's in charge of Aperture and doesn't want to leave, and she's swinging because she's on some steel wires. Also for the people who haven't played this game but say they know so much of the storyline, let me gives you some things about it. Glados is a robot. Not a human. There is only one Chell because she human, not like the co-op assistance bots. And the original inhabitants were killed off so that Glados could test with Chell and further science. The reason she wants to kill Chell in Portal 2 is because she Chell killed Glados for her insane test chambers in Portal 1. In the end of Portal 2 she even lets Chell into the real world for rescuing her when Wheatley took over. I know A LOT MORE about Portal and Portal 2 than you you bunch of pricks, so why don't you go do something besides make fun and criticize children's games.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!

That's a porthole, not a portal!

YiC,

Zech

[MLP Pervert]

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"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!

[Redeemed Papist]

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but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india

I know what you mean. Have you ever caught the smell if you walk past one of their houses? Imagine a whole country smelling of curry and flatulence. With added cows wandering the streets.

[ShadowStalker]

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Oh, so they're crappy games. Gotcha.

Thanks!

Well that's actually true, their production quality is usually way worse than a game being made of a million budget, and many of the indie games truely are crappy but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india