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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #346
    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by Annoymous View Post
    Mine is an opinion and I am not ignorant enough to say other wise. The Jewish hated the Roman "heathens" for occupying their land and forcing them to slavery. So it would only be natural that they did not want them to convert. Oh! and the Bible doesn't count as a reference many of us are non-believers. ;3
    So you were just babbling something. If you believe there were Jewish, you must believe that they followed Old testament. They would not have been Jewish with out The Torah. As you see, you just proved against your own claims. Jewish were there before they had any influence of Roman culture.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #347
      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Originally posted by Annoymous View Post
      Oh! and the Bible doesn't count as a reference many of us are non-believers.
      I'm sure you're not going to be hypocritical on this subject and allow that Darwin's Origin of Species or any other book on evolution doesn't count as reference on the subject of life on earth as all of us are non-believers.
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      • Servious
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        • Apr 2011
        • 7

        #348
        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        #1 - Where are you guys getting the idea of anal sex from?
        #1b)If you say the pictures you posted then I shall rebut with "Those aren't official Valve pictures, those are someone else's rendering. Also, by your logic, I could say that the bible promotes anal sex as well, look at this:"
        #2 - Steam, while mostly secure, IS indeed hackable, although it is difficult. And again, by your logic I could say that by using your e-mail that you gave this site they could hack your e-mail and steal your information.
        Anything I missed?
        Any "Loopholes"?
        Shoot me a reply.

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        • Servious
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          • Apr 2011
          • 7

          #349
          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by Servious View Post
          as well, look at this:
          Damnit,
          here's a link to to the unholy image about the bible promoting unhealthy anal sex:
          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-29-2011, 11:07 AM.

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          • JimmyJ
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            • Apr 2011
            • 2

            #350
            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by Servious View Post
            Damnit,
            here's a link to to the unholy image about the bible promoting unhealthy anal sex:
            What in the Nine Hells is that thing?!

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            • REALLIFEPERSON
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 3

              #351
              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              "The information presented here is Biblically accurate."

              It's unfortunate that this can't pass as a really good joke anymore. You and WBC need a long talk with the REAL God who doesn't damn everyone to hell for playing video games. You're going to have to provide some sort of proof that this game promotes sodomy or identity theft in any way, and the Bible will not provide it. You have severely misinterpreted the teachings of Christ. I hope you all make it to heaven, but you can't do it this way.

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              • REALLIFEPERSON
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2011
                • 3

                #352
                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Then you send me a PM saying that I have received an infraction. The reason? going yip yappity or whatever. That's real mature. Sometimes "Christians" are the most disrespectful people on the planet. Please get your heads on straight people. IT"S ALL ARBITRARY

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                • REALLIFEPERSON
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 3

                  #353
                  Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Furthermore, I could care less if you banned me from your cute little cult.

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                  • GodIsWinning
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 44

                    #354
                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by REALLIFEPERSON View Post
                    "The information presented here is Biblically accurate."

                    It's unfortunate that this can't pass as a really good joke anymore. You and WBC need a long talk with the REAL God who doesn't damn everyone to hell for playing video games. You're going to have to provide some sort of proof that this game promotes sodomy or identity theft in any way, and the Bible will not provide it. You have severely misinterpreted the teachings of Christ. I hope you all make it to heaven, but you can't do it this way.
                    The fact that Portal isn't in the bible proves that it will lead to sodomy. Non-believers always end up sodomising each other. Portal just gets them there quicker.
                    Deuteronomy 22:21

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                    • Rev. Q
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                      • Apr 2011
                      • 59

                      #355
                      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Sorry Cranky, but it appears that some sodomites have used the warnings in your thread to actually solicit anal sex!

                      How sad is it when the atheists need to visit a True Christian website to get pointers on how to continue living a depraved life of sin? I'll be praying for a nasty case of AIDS for each an every one of 'em!
                      Member of Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 (NOT the Heretical Council of 1912!)

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                      • God_luver153
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                        • Apr 2011
                        • 6

                        #356
                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        REALLIFEPERSON is not wise. Why would you go onto such a holy forum designed to teach others about the warmth of christ and act as if we are all liars? He must have never read the holy bible, as he seems to not realize the obvious meaning to this game, which is teaching innocent kids about oral sex. Glad that he is banned, good riddance.



                        >>>>Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
                        1 Corinthians 16:13<<<<

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #357
                          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by God_luver153 View Post
                          He must have never read the holy bible
                          Really? Do you mean bible like this?

                          Originally posted by God_luver153 View Post
                          >>>>Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
                          1 Corinthians 16:13<<<<
                          1 Corinthians 16:13 in Bible says "Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong".

                          Looks like it's you who has not been reading the Bible.

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                          • God_luver153
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                            • Apr 2011
                            • 6

                            #358
                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            it is just a simplified version. of course i have been reading the bible.

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #359
                              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Originally posted by God_luver153 View Post
                              it is just a simplified version. of course i have been reading the bible.
                              Only Bible is KJV 1611, all others are false bibles.

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                              • worshiper29
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                                • Apr 2011
                                • 125

                                #360
                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by REALLIFEPERSON View Post
                                "The information presented here is Biblically accurate."

                                It's unfortunate that this can't pass as a really good joke anymore. You and WBC need a long talk with the REAL God who doesn't damn everyone to hell for playing video games. You're going to have to provide some sort of proof that this game promotes sodomy or identity theft in any way, and the Bible will not provide it. You have severely misinterpreted the teachings of Christ. I hope you all make it to heaven, but you can't do it this way.

                                This post stinks of "feel good preaching" mumbo jumbo.
                                Those preachers make you "feel good", but the truth is they cannot save your backside on judgment day! Those sickos who drank the kool aid for that one cult freak may have been better off than these Joel Osteen-types.

                                Matthew 7:13 shows us the truth and the light!


                                Matthew 7:13 ~ 13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
                                Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                                Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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