[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

No disrespect but that is the STUPIDEST pile of bull I have EVER heard. Right just because every other word is bind spewing not caring on who plays it it is satanic. it is people like you that made me leave Christianity and look for other gods. it is you JOB to question your faith not blindly say yes sir no sir. this site is the most discussing thing i have EVER seen. You have no right to call your self a church but you are as bad as the devil him self may Tyr's sword show you the kindness you know nothing of.

Look, here's what I want you to do: take what you've just written and read it out loud, but record yourself. Wait one hour, then play it back.

I believe that you'll agree that you sound like like a drunken lunatic.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

No disrespect but that is the STUPIDEST pile of bull I have EVER heard. Right just because every other word is bind spewing not caring on who plays it it is satanic. it is people like you that made me leave Christianity and look for other gods. it is you JOB to question your faith not blindly say yes sir no sir. this site is the most discussing thing i have EVER seen. You have no right to call your self a church but you are as bad as the devil him self may Tyr's sword show you the kindness you know nothing of.

I'm usually pretty good at interpreting "Raging Wingnut" into English.

This time, I got nothing.

[TheLittleBoy]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I think people just find it hilarious or are shocked when a religious minority makes illogical claim that a youtube series of a video game machinima.

[FreelancerAgentUtah]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


God bless.
-Utah

[John Creeser]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


God bless.
-Utah

Do you read from the Fisher Price version of the Bible? Seriously, you call yourself a Christian? Maybe you missed these verses, allow me to educate you;

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

God insists we "force" our beliefs on others. You know what, people like you make me sick. We're trying to save souls here, we don't turn a blind eye and just let them walk right into white hot flames of hell.

What's the matter with you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


God bless.
-Utah

Did you literally sigh?



Also: exactly how are we "forcing beliefs on others" ? Nobody here has a gun to their head, and we don't send out invitations. Please explain.

And frankly, people who are scared to accept Jesus as their Personal Savior don't deserve Him.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Isaac Briscoe]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Brother I have to fully disagree with you. This show is nearly as American and Godly as can be! It features our nation's colors, is mostly about guns, and is about killing all who oppose your beliefs! What more could we ask for in a show our children watch? It's far better than that immigrant "Dora".

Yea, but there are indeed problems with that show. There is surely not enough praise to Him and His law! And the female soldier? The is a recipe for damnation. And then there is the matter of the creators. Heathens that play with computers when they should be praying and doing the Lord's work!

But surely, the true message of the show is an attempt to control our children. But for the better if anything. Let them bear a cross, and it's practically a history lesson!

The true question is not in the show's message. It is whether we overlook the digressions of the creators in details like the suffrage and in-dependency of women, as is displayed through Tex. That is what we should be discussing!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Brother I have to fully disagree with you. This show is nearly as American and Godly as can be! It features our nation's colors, is mostly about guns, and is about killing all who oppose your beliefs! What more could we ask for in a show our children watch? It's far better than that immigrant "Dora".

Yea, but there are indeed problems with that show. There is surely not enough praise to Him and His law! And the female soldier? The is a recipe for damnation. And then there is the matter of the creators. Heathens that play with computers when they should be praying and doing the Lord's work!

But surely, the true message of the show is an attempt to control our children. But for the better if anything. Let them bear a cross, and it's practically a history lesson!

The true question is not in the show's message. It is whether we overlook the digressions of the creators in details like the suffrage and in-dependency of women, as is displayed through Tex. That is what we should be discussing!

You're confused, dear. Higgins is a True Christian™ and personal Disciple of Himself. When Higgins explains that this web series was not actually detailing the eventual dominance of Godly Republicans over lawless Satan-worshiping Democrats, but is in fact one of the most vile God-denying shows which has ever been promulgated, he speaks with the authority of the Holy Ghost, for it is the Holy Ghost who reveals the Truth (Isaiah 11:2). This analysis is, therefore, as much a fact as 2+2=4.

[Isaac Briscoe]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

You're confused, dear. Higgins is a True Christian™ and personal Disciple of Himself. When Higgins explains that this web series was not actually detailing the eventual dominance of Godly Republicans over lawless Satan-worshiping Democrats, but is in fact one of the most vile God-denying shows which has ever been promulgated, he speaks with the authority of the Holy Ghost, for it is the Holy Ghost who reveals the Truth (Isaiah 11:2). This analysis is, therefore, as much a fact as 2+2=4.

Please do not misunderstand! Brother Higgins surely is righteous in his informative post! I merely point out that he has not picked the roses from among the thorns! Surely the creators of the show will burn, but we must also find the good! For even in the darkest of places, His light may be found. Can it not?

Peace to you and yours,

Isaac

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Please do not misunderstand! Brother Higgins surely is righteous in his informative post! I merely point out that he has not picked the roses from among the thorns! Surely the creators of the show will burn, but we must also find the good! For even in the darkest of places, His light may be found. Can it not?

Peace to you and yours,

Isaac

Friend, I wonder what good can be found from such a vile God-denying shows, on of which mankind has ever promulgated. This game has over 1 billion views under its belt, ensnaring literally millions of people into its diabolical ways, tossing millions of souls created and rightfully owned by the Lord Almighty Himself straight into the groping, demonic rape-gangs run by Satan's right-hand demons. Which roses do you propose the Holy Ghost Himself has missed?

[Isaac Briscoe]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Friend, I wonder what good can be found from such a vile God-denying shows, on of which mankind has ever promulgated. This game has over 1 billion views under its belt, ensnaring literally millions of people into its diabolical ways, tossing millions of souls created and rightfully owned by the Lord Almighty Himself straight into the groping, demonic rape-gangs run by Satan's right-hand demons. Which roses do you propose the Holy Ghost Himself has missed?

He misses nothing. For it is He who has created. Brother Higgins is not the Lord, he is a man. And of he claims to be Him, then I pray for his blasphemy to be forgiven!
To spread the news of this evil is righteous, but never overlook God's work and influence wherever it may be found (which is everywhere). Brother Higgins did point out that the one character has a chance for redemption. There is His light! There His glory may be found amongst the evil. God is everywhere. You should always acknowledge it! Maybe the people of Landover are not as righteous as they think? We shall see. My title may say "Under Investigation", but it may very well be you that are left behind. I will pray for you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

He misses nothing. For it is He who has created. Brother Higgins is not the Lord, he is a man. And of he claims to be Him, then I pray for his blasphemy to be forgiven!
To spread the news of this evil is righteous, but never overlook God's work and influence wherever it may be found (which is everywhere). Brother Higgins did point out that the one character has a chance for redemption. There is His light! There His glory may be found amongst the evil. God is everywhere. You should always acknowledge it! Maybe the people of Landover are not as righteous as they think? We shall see. My title may say "Under Investigation", but it may very well be you that are left behind. I will pray for you.

Pray tell, where did brother Higgins fail to see God's work and influence wherever it may be found? Where did state that the Glory of the LORD cannot be found amongst the evil? Where did any True Christian™ proclaim this?

I think you might be getting ahead of yourself, dear. You might consider reading more and posting less. The Spirit of Truth pervades these fine forums, and you might just learn a thing or two.

[Isaac Briscoe]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Pray tell, where did brother Higgins fail to see God's work and influence wherever it may be found? Where did state that the Glory of the LORD cannot be found amongst the evil? Where did any True Christian™ proclaim this?

I think you might be getting ahead of yourself, dear. You might consider reading more and posting less. The Spirit of Truth pervades these fine forums, and you might just learn a thing or two.

He did not deny it's presence but nor did he acknowledge it! Apparently I am a pilgrim in an unholy land! All I have seen is a collection of Jesus-hating, Satan-worshipping, queer-loving, Liberal heathens! Not to mention you are not doing enough of God's work! You Landover's are apparently softies who don't dedicate enough to the Lord! My great-great-great-great-great grandfather wove the Ye Holy Lynching Rope from the body hair of King James himself! My great-grandfather would euthanize canines for not being abstinent! My father distributed bibles in mosk's and synagogues in the Holy Land! I build churches from mud and coconut hulls in heathen lands so that those souls there may find salvation! And what have you and yours done for Jesus? Do not confuse this for boasting. I do not do this for praise. I mention these things to show my qualification! It is good that Jesus is forgiving. I were it I, I would boot you to Satan's fiery sex-den this instant!

I will pray for your salvation Brothers and Sisters of Landover! But sadly, you are not strong enough in spirit to rightfully call yourselves Christians!

[Mecicat]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I'm really glad I found this. You see I was watching some homo pornography
(for research of course), when I thought "hmm I need something else to add to my 'I hate stuff' List. I'm so very glad to have been informed of this satanic show. I mean clearly a show about fake characters fighting on a fake planet in a fake universe is just the worst thing in the world. Now if you fine people will excuse me, I have hired a male escort to preform some homoerotic sexual acts with (again for research).

May Jaysus bless ye all and whatnot

[Steph Leia]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I'm really glad I found this. You see I was watching some homo pornography
(for research of course), when I thought "hmm I need something else to add to my 'I hate stuff' List. I'm so very glad to have been informed of this satanic show. I mean clearly a show about fake characters fighting on a fake planet in a fake universe is just the worst thing in the world. Now if you fine people will excuse me, I have hired a male escort to preform some homoerotic sexual acts with (again for research).

May Jaysus bless ye all and whatnot

Oh, dear!! I feel so sorry for you!!
Don't perform any homosexual acts with anybody. It's great to hear you have an interest in science, but Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 tell you not to! Maybe, if you absolutely need to do an experiment with homosexuality, use real homers. They are damned anyways, and maybe they will get a slightly nicer demon in charge of their eternal torment if they help out a true Christian.

Anyways, why don't you hop on over to the introduction forum so that everyone can give you a proper welcome!