is obviously an attempt to humorize the War on Christians, as it glorifies the demonic attempts of "science" to renounce the True Word. Genesis quite clear what happened, when and in what sequence. The use of that tartlet Haley Cuoco is even more reprehensible, what with the skimpy outfits. No real Christian would ever watch this outrageous filth.
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You didn't thing on this show before? It doesn't say anything about Christians, the show is about geeky 20 year olds that do a lot of research and watch a lot of scientific shows such as (my favourite) Doctor Who. Obviously they do not have a religion nor do they care to. Clearly making this a god mocking show in the eyes of "True Christians"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post...Obviously they do not have a religion nor do they care to. ...sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Postscientific shows such as (my favourite) Doctor Who.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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The main character is a freaky annoying Homer - like all of these "scientists" are.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
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Originally posted by Carl the wop View Postis obviously an attempt to humorize the War on Christians, as it glorifies the demonic attempts of "science" to renounce the True Word. Genesis quite clear what happened, when and in what sequence. The use of that tartlet Haley Cuoco is even more reprehensible, what with the skimpy outfits. No real Christian would ever watch this outrageous filth.
The implications of adult men living in the same house conjures up such lascivious images as mutual masturbation, rimming, felching, panhandling, coffee cream parties, brown hat downing, monk's chains, dead man's handing, baiting the cheese, teabagging, rim tingling, fudge play, salty banquets, snowballing, cream tea shandies, and various sexcrementalism that does not bear repeating.
I would stop worrying about the Big Bang and more about what these perverts actual might be getting up to.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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The main character's mother (who occasionally makes an appearance) is a religious "carries a Bible and prays everywhere she goes" type who tries to get her son to go to church. From what I've seen so far on this site, that basically describes everyone here.Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
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Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View PostThe main character's mother (who occasionally makes an appearance) is a religious "carries a Bible and prays everywhere she goes" type who tries to get her son to go to church. From what I've seen so far on this site, that basically describes everyone here.
I think everyone should try to get their kids to go to Heaven!
(Proverbs 22:6) "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."
Also, please make a thread of your own in the Introduction forum and tell us about your walk with Christ...we want to get to know you!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smythsigpic
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Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View PostThe main character's mother (who occasionally makes an appearance) is a religious "carries a Bible and prays everywhere she goes" type who tries to get her son to go to church. From what I've seen so far on this site, that basically describes everyone here.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostI'm glad you realize that so-called "science" is just fiction, like Doctor Who.Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Dear Friend,
Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostNothing should be considered fiction, there is chance for everything to happen. Different realities exist, and in one I probably praise god and Jesus and go to church to learn the teachings of god.
Late last night, I was gazing into Brother Bobby-Joe's soulful eyes as he explained the existence of the quantum multiverse. As he explained it, there are an INFINITE number of universes. Many of these are different from ours only in trivial ways. For example, a "Jesus" would exist, but he may have a mustache, or crook his pinky when he talks, or turn water into white wine instead of red.
IMAGINE all those fake Jesus! Remember John 14:6:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
(Just pause for a moment to reflect on what a miracle it is that one got the ONE universe with a truth-telling Jesus out of an infinite manifold of liar "Jesus"es! How ridiculously favored we are!)
When Brother Bobby-Joe told me this, I bolted upright in bed. How could we rectify this? What could we do? Even if all seven billion Earthlings were converted to True Christianity™, this would still represent no progress. Seven billion saved out of an infinite number damned is mathematically equivalent to nobody saved out of an infinite number!
What we need to do is break into these other universes and tell them the Truth of the Real Christ. The Gospel compels us to undertake this task.
Yours in Him,
BAB (the real one!)Last edited by Born Again Bob; 11-10-2012, 12:41 PM.
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