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  • Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

    ....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

    I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

    So very very many things wrong with all this...
    Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?
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    Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

    How long indeed, beautiful Miss Cookie! It disgusts the sweet Baby Jesus as much as disgusts you that the Joos would even consider creating such a thing. They have made a mockery of CHRISTmas. All the gold in Jooland will not help them when they are gulping down hot lava in the Lake of Fire.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

      Thank you for your comforting words, Sister. This whole news story has hit me hard!!

      This is the High Priestess of Evil who created the devil doll:
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      • #4
        Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        ....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

        I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

        So very very many things wrong with all this...
        Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?
        Oh my Lord... I pray that these men will find the one true God and convert from the dark to the light.

        Peace with,

        Sherman.

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        • #5
          Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

          A pastor should be the image of God; someone who nurtures and gives life! Not some freak harlot in a fancy robe. Women have no place being pastors!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • #6
            Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

            After a second look at the picture of the creator of this monstrosity, I can say without a doubt that she is definitely a lesbian.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • #7
              Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

              You can tell that they're deliberately mocking God's Word because she's holding a Bible, the book that explicitly forbids women to assume that role.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #8
                Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                You can tell that they're deliberately mocking God's Word because she's holding a Bible, the book that explicitly forbids women to assume that role.
                Back in the kitchen, Barbie!

                (And do something with that hair - you look like a wh&%e!)
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                • #9
                  Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                  I think I prefer this one

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                  • #10
                    Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    ....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

                    I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

                    So very very many things wrong with all this...
                    Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?
                    I was looking for a suitable gift earlier today and was horrified to find equally revolting offerings, heretical brainwashing instruments which I'm loth to show because the "dolls" are either smoking large "spliff" or very inappropriately attired take a look at this goth horror


                    That's what happens when these liberals get started. First it's Anglican Lady Priest Barbie, then the sky's the limit. Seeing me quake the shop assistant mistook my revulsion for enthusiasm and said she'd send me a catalogue and there believe it or not on page one was
                    Japanese Whore Barbie With Detachable Pelvis And Severed Heads Of Fœtus Quadruplets
                    link provided for information only DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU NEED TO KNOW

                    I could never be an Episcopalian Miss Cookie.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                      Brothers and Sisters in Christ Jesus - I think it's getting worse.

                      Now there is an unperfected jewess Barbie:

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                      And not to be outdone by the joos, there is now atheist Barbie:

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                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • #12
                        Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                        Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                        I think I prefer this one

                        No way would I trust a woman Doctor

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          No way would I trust a woman Doctor

                          YIC
                          If you are sick and you want to save your life I think you have no choice, by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that

                          Just like the stomach, lungs, legs, arms and other body parts work equally in both men and women, brain do the same for both. Those are the facts my friend, so, a doctor could be a woman or a man, that is not important, what is important in the preparation, dedication and studies to be a great doctor

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                          • #14
                            Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                            Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                            I think I prefer this one

                            Really? You like the idea of Barbie being a proper mother?

                            Huh, I thought you'd like "abortion Barbie" where Ken gets to rip the fetus out of her cooter and toss it in the trash.

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            No way would I trust a woman Doctor

                            YIC
                            A woman doctor? I thought it was a "mom Barbie". Oh, that's horrifying.

                            Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                            If you are sick and you want to save your life I think you have no choice, by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that

                            Just like the stomach, lungs, legs, arms and other body parts work equally in both men and women, brain do the same for both. Those are the facts my friend, so, a doctor could be a woman or a man, that is not important, what is important in the preparation, dedication and studies to be a great doctor


                            Except when she is all emotional because she's going through her curse
                            Except when she gets pregnancy brain
                            Except when she goes through menopause and wants to spend her days sitting naked in snowdrifts
                            Except when........ well you get the idea.


                            The stuff those liebral schools teach you. A man can't talk on the phone and write things down? I watch my husband do it all the time!
                            Drama queen

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                            • #15
                              Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ?

                              A woman doctor? I thought it was a "mom Barbie". Oh, that's horrifying.
                              And not only doctors, but also scientists, drivers, reporters, chefs, sports women, novelists, artists, and even presidents, just like

                              Michelle Bachelet, ex president of Chile, actually working in the UN, in the women rights department, in NYC



                              Cristina Fernandez, president of Argentina and ex first lady, wife of the deceased Nestor Kirchner, who was president before her



                              Dilma Roussef, president of Brazil



                              Laura Chinchilla, president of Costa Rica



                              Mireya Moscoso, ex president of Panama



                              Need I to say more?

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