You Baptistheseasons know all about furries, but do you know about furphibians? They're like furries, but they pretend to be frogs, toads, newts, and other slimy creatures that can't decide if they want to live on land or under water! Even worse, for over 30 years there has been a game that was designed to lure innocent children into the furphibian lifestyle... Frogger!
In this furphibian lifestyle emulator, children take control of a frog avatar and do ordinary, everyday things like cross the street or ford a river!
If I were the praying type, I'd pray like crazy over this. Unfortunately I'm not in the habit of talking to myself, so I'll leave this in your capable hands.