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  • #31
    Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

    If I may recommend:
    Deviantart

    I know many here believe the site is filled with satanic-drawings and lots of porn, but if you search the right words, you'll find a nice selection of pictures fit with Jesus and possibly journals with passages of the Bible.

    You just have to search the correct key terms to find what you're looking for.

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    • #32
      Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

      Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
      If I may recommend:
      Deviantart

      I know many here believe the site is filled with satanic-drawings and lots of porn, but if you search the right words, you'll find a nice selection of pictures fit with Jesus and possibly journals with passages of the Bible.

      You just have to search the correct key terms to find what you're looking for.
      What I don't understand is why anyone would take such risks. Let's say I'm looking on this deviant web site for pictures of my glorious LORD, oh, say reposing to the music of all creation, animal and vegetable, praising His name, or maybe basking in the sweet aroma of the burning flesh of one of these praising, four-legged creatures (Numbers 29:2), and inadvertently stumble upon the image of a greasy-haired ruffian having his way with some startled farm animal instead. Certainly I can't be blamed for seeing this image for it was not my intent, but that makes no difference when considering the effect of such an event. Whether or not this trauma is accidental is of no consequence to the fact that Jesus, Who sees everything I see, will have exposure to such a violent act of barnyard aggression. How can a good and loyal True Christian™ take such a chance at being the one to expose her very Savior, the One who suffered for an entire long weekend for her redemption, to such a horror? What an awful suggestion. It could only be born of a pervert who gets off on flashing his naughty bits to decent women and children for the thrill of virtual rape.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #33
        Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        What I don't understand is why anyone would take such risks. Let's say I'm looking on this deviant web site for pictures of my glorious LORD, oh, say reposing to the music of all creation, animal and vegetable, praising His name, or maybe basking in the sweet aroma of the burning flesh of one of these praising, four-legged creatures (Numbers 29:2), and inadvertently stumble upon the image of a greasy-haired ruffian having his way with some startled farm animal instead. Certainly I can't be blamed for seeing this image for it was not my intent, but that makes no difference when considering the effect of such an event. Whether or not this trauma is accidental is of no consequence to the fact that Jesus, Who sees everything I see, will have exposure to such a violent act of barnyard aggression. How can a good and loyal True Christian™ take such a chance at being the one to expose her very Savior, the One who suffered for an entire long weekend for her redemption, to such a horror? What an awful suggestion. It could only be born of a pervert who gets off on flashing his naughty bits to decent women and children for the thrill of virtual rape.
        No no, it is a suggestion. Of course, I would help out by looking for you for approval of some pictures made, but I did and I seemed to get called out on it.
        I am willing to take a risk of looking through any fowl photos to find something decent. I just wish people would give me a chance.

        I actually have earlier on and I found some very nice pictures and drawings that I thought would have been favored by some if not all of the Christians here.
        I do agree as there are quite a few mocking/horrible pictures showing awful things. But believe it or not, there are some good things on there but the hard part is looking through the bad.

        My apologies as I had not thoroughly explained my thought. That is my fault.


        I do try to see the light in most things, as that is my nature so if I continue to try and defend something, I do apologize even more.

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        • #34
          Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

          Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
          ...I am willing to take a risk of looking through any fowl photos to find something decent...
          Just stop with the trying to slip pics of your big red cock into this forum.
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          They should go straight to Zeke's inbox.

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          • #35
            Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Just stop with the trying to slip pics of your big red cock into this forum.
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            They should go straight to Zeke's inbox.

            Ok for one, I am a girl. If I ever had one, I would feel way to shy to actually post any kind of pictures like THAT..

            And two: You made me chuckle with the chicken picture... thank you for that.

            Also, how do you know not to trust me if you haven't given me a chance?
            I'm trying to be helpful and you push me away I'm TRYING here!!!

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            • #36
              Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

              Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
              I'm trying to be helpful and you push me away I'm TRYING here!!!
              No one wants or needs your help. Why? Because you are utterly useless. But I am fairly sure you know that already.

              Fortunately Jesus is here to help you! He knows all of us are useless (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). He knows almost everyone will fail at life and burn in Hell (Matthew 7:13-14). All Jesus want's you to do is to cut off the parts of your body you use for sinning (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48). In your case I am thinking tongue and hands. Please chop them off as God commands (Mark 9:43-48) and then report back here.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #37
                Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                I do apologize even more.
                But not enough. Your "offer" to look through yards and yards of perverted pencil drawings of engorged sin is so upsetting to me that I've been sick since reading your post. My poor children have been cleaning up vomit all day, in addition to their home schooling, copying the Holy Bible, preparing for AWANIS, and changing the diapers of our elderly silver tither members of the church who are homebound until Jesus personally comes to retrieve their souls from their wrinkly, disgusting bodies. I find you to be a rude, uncharitable contributor to our forums, and pray you will look deeply into your own decrepit soul to find the sin that keeps you from Jesus' favor.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  But not enough. Your "offer" to look through yards and yards of perverted pencil drawings of engorged sin is so upsetting to me that I've been sick since reading your post. My poor children have been cleaning up vomit all day, in addition to their home schooling, copying the Holy Bible, preparing for AWANIS, and changing the diapers of our elderly silver tither members of the church who are homebound until Jesus personally comes to retrieve their souls from their wrinkly, disgusting bodies. I find you to be a rude, uncharitable contributor to our forums, and pray you will look deeply into your own decrepit soul to find the sin that keeps you from Jesus' favor.
                  Fine fine. If you must...

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                  • #39
                    Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                    Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                    Fine fine. If you must...
                    Isn´t this something you should do, James 5:16? May I then suggest you read Ephesians 5:1-33.
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • #40
                      Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                      Originally posted by Roland View Post
                      Isn´t this something you should do, James 5:16? May I then suggest you read Ephesians 5:1-33.
                      I'm more curious how you got the name 'Obese Swedish Meatball'

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                      • #41
                        Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                        Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                        I'm more curious how you got the name 'Obese Swedish Meatball'
                        I´ll humour you: I worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster and I like to eat the nice food. Feel free to contribute with your own favourite recipes in the Basic recipe thread. I hope this answer satisfies you.

                        Now tell us how you feel about James 5:16 and Ephesians 5:1-33, if you would be so kind.
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • #42
                          Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                          Originally posted by Roland View Post
                          I´ll humour you: I worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster and I like to eat the nice food. Feel free to contribute with your own favourite recipes in the Basic recipe thread. I hope this answer satisfies you.

                          Now tell us how you feel about James 5:16 and Ephesians 5:1-33, if you would be so kind.
                          Ahh, niice. Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Haha!!

                          Also, James 5:16. Pray for one another, correct? I understand.
                          But could you please explain Ephesians 5:1-33 for me? I am kind of lost... I am sorry

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                          • #43
                            Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                            Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                            Ahh, niice. Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Haha!!

                            Also, James 5:16. Pray for one another, correct? I understand.
                            But could you please explain Ephesians 5:1-33 for me? I am kind of lost... I am sorry
                            Wait, did I read that wrong? Sorry if I did... heh

                            Also not enjoying this 300/700 seconds waiting-to-post. It makes me feel like I am ignoring you, which I am not :/

                            But, it does seem that I am not fit to be here but I am very interested in seeing points of view from everybody here. I just wish people weren't so rude about it or quick to judge.

                            I will be quiet from now on so, my apologies for any wrong I have done/said and I will get back to my sinful life... With much respect, God Bless.

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                            • #44
                              Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                              Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                              Ahh, niice. Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Haha!!

                              Also, James 5:16. Pray for one another, correct? I understand.
                              But could you please explain Ephesians 5:1-33 for me? I am kind of lost... I am sorry
                              James 5:16 says you must first confess for your faults, then pray.

                              I am kind of lost... I am sorry
                              I´m sure a youth minister will be happy to take you on.

                              Edit: Most Pastafarians won´t take offence if you mock their faith or mock them personally.
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • #45
                                Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL

                                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                                Edit: Most Pastafarians won´t take offence if you mock their faith or mock them personally.
                                Dear bound atheist, please note that this fragile person is making baby steps on her path to the Only One True Religion, so please refrain from straying her away and luring her into your false religion.

                                Thank you.

                                PS: I will pray for both of you.
                                Last edited by Basilissa; 09-26-2015, 03:16 AM. Reason: Added prayers
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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