[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I'd found out that my brother is masturbating in the living room, and he is now having homosexual tendency, I have repented my homosexual desires, but my brother is rebelling, what shall I do?

Jason you've clearly been traumatized. Would you be so kind as to make an introductory post in the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum? Tell us about yourself, your family and the Church that your daddy takes you to. Let us welcome you True Christian(m) style.

[1liesalot]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I have been wondering about Micah 2:1, which teaches this:-

Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.


I see no reference to homosexuality, even though the Lord is talking here about the power of your hand to masturbate. Brothers and sisters, this tells me gay masturbation is a myth. Otherwise, wouldn't the Lord send more earthquakes
? As far as I can tell, masturbators abound whereas earthquakes do not. I feel the Lord may have sent me a delusion here to stop me from seeing the connection between self pleasuring antics and whether or not people are sodomites. I have been searching scripture fruitlessly and require guidance.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I have been wondering about Micah 2:1, which teaches this:-

Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.


I see no reference to homosexuality, even though the Lord is talking here about the power of your hand to masturbate. Brothers and sisters, this tells me gay masturbation is a myth. Otherwise, wouldn't the Lord send more earthquakes
? As far as I can tell, masturbators abound whereas earthquakes do not. I feel the Lord may have sent me a delusion here to stop me from seeing the connection between self pleasuring antics and whether or not people are sodomites. I have been searching scripture fruitlessly and require guidance.

If you ply your penile member to tumescence and thence culmination you are proving that you chose to be me turned on by a man's hand than your wife's lower Venusian furrow.

What part of that does not mean you are gay?

YIC

[1liesalot]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

If you ply your penile member to tumescence and thence culmination you are proving that you chose to be me turned on by a man's hand than your wife's lower Venusian furrow.

What part of that does not mean you are gay?

YIC

Nonewhatever!! Praise be and glory.

[AtheismTheBest]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation.

You're gonna burn in hell :^)

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation.

You're gonna burn in hell :^)

Scripture, or it did not happen.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation. You're gonna burn in hell :^)

I think about sinning all the time. I think about how poor losers like you are masturbating like rabbits all over your sticky keyboard. Inhaling the smell of your sinful seed with every breath.

This is the severe suffering I have to endure to earn my entry to Heaven. By thinking about your sins I am figuring out ways to get you to STOP sinning and get you to go to Heaven instead of burning in Hell for all eternity.

[James Hutchins]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

The very last thing I'd ever do is touch a male organ just as I'd never let a man ever touch my organ.
I can only imagine how strange it would be to a male hand grasp it firmly, squeezing it with authority and perhaps pulling on it with the desire to provide an animal like reaction. The very idea that another male with whom I'd have no control over forcibly caused my member to grow fully erect with his turgid stimulation is completely appalling to me. To have him continue to stroke me until ejaculation is something I'll never, ever think about.
The Homersexialistiac Agenda is foreign to me, like Greek boys in a bath. Something I simply cannot fathom.
God has His grip on my soul and in Him, I'll arrive at the Rapture, throbbing in joyous pleasure at His penetration.

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

Very insightful post Mr.Templeton. I would also like to point out that masturbating doesn't only make you a homosexual. It also makes you a lust filled, adultering, murderer.


I will back up my claims with Holy scripture.


Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill." Millions of sperm babies are killed every single time you "yank your chain"


Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery." ANY sexual act aside from sex with your wife for the sole purpose of procreation is adultery!


Most of the time when people defile themselves they lust after another person. Lets see what the Holy Bible has to say about lust shall we!


James 1:15 "Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.


Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath commited adultery with her already in his heart"


After I get married, and have as many children as physically possible (Genesis 1:28) I plan on having my penis removed so as to avoid temptation. Matthew 18:9 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hellfire"

[Vreb56]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

Interesting never thought of it that way! Makes perfect sense!

[magnus allen]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Thank you for saying this my fellow brothers in christ now i can teach my perverted younger brother why he should stop committing such horrendous acts.

Also what will i do to save his hellbound soul form burning in dammnation is read him this verse i found in the bible on why masturbation makes you a homer.


1 Corinthians 7:3-5 "The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control".

God bless all of all you except you homers you must repent for your lack of self control .

[Retrovir]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

no no no! i can assure you that i have been mastrubating since i was 13 and i love women and NOT men maybe you people while mastrubating get off to the people of your own sex but i don't, the people i know even they don't. so fap awaaaaaaay.

Ps: I am too damn sure about my sexuality and i don't want a stranger on the internet to tell me about it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Ps: I am too damn sure about my sexuality

Nonsense. The Holy Bible tells us our minds deceive us (Jeremiah 17:9), and that we ought to trust nothing but the Holy Word of God (Proverbs 3:5). Being an unregenerated soul whose mind is particularly deceived by the lies of Satan, you may think you're heterosexual, but I assure you no True Heterosexual™ man would let his member be in close proximity of a male hand! Why, arousal at a man's touch is an undeniable confirmation for homosexuality!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

no no no! i can assure you that i have been mastrubating since i was 13 and i love women and NOT men maybe you people while mastrubating get off to the people of your own sex but i don't, the people i know even they don't. so fap awaaaaaaay.

Ps: I am too damn sure about my sexuality and i don't want a stranger on the internet to tell me about it.

If u like woman then why do you let a man masturbate your honkey?
You know the problem is even a tiny bit of homosexuality can make you aids. Honestly seeing your picture you already look like you have it.

[Retrovir]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

i can assure you that i am 1000% hetro! in fact i love to make love to my girlfriend and we regularly have sex especially in the 69 position! moreover i am not even attracted to men not even the slightest bit.