[Dana723]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I deleted the picture, someone put up a photo on my profile of a transvestite guy in lipstick, sickening...sorry I took it down but I did not put it up there.



Who did?


You are crazy if you think that I am jacking off to this stupid forum, you have to be kidding me.



And you are wrong again if you think all I do is masturbate....it is actually very rare and it is something I endeavor to keep under control.

It looks quite okay to me...are you seeing something we're not? And I'm very confused...you came on the forum, told everyone you masturbated, and then accused the loving Christians who tried to help you of...well, I'm not sure what you are accusing them of because I can't make head nor tails of your posts.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Someone was replacing my profile picture with a strange looking guy in lipstick with his or hers fingernails painted or something. I deleted it, but someone keeps changing stuff on my profile.



Someone removed my details and replaced it with "is a chronic masturbator with a public masturbation business" or something equally as horrible.



Then I have awardes for being a "Pervert" and a "Homer" it says that I am a Sodomite, none of this is true!!!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

How soon the blood-thirsty brain forgets. My dear, you confessed to all these things the other day.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I never said I was a homosexual and I am not.



I never said I was a Sodomite and I am not.



I never said I was a public masturbator and I am not.



I never said that I grabbed another man's pud or whatever...that is not true.



Why am I branded so cruelly and humiliated with these infractions, fake awards and whatever the hell these "Reputation" points or thingies are.


All wrong, all lies, not true.


What positive counsel I have got from the forum I am doing right now, but this other nonesense has to stop!!!!!


Why do you hate me?


Why do you condemn me to hell and try and humiliate me here and now?

How soon the blood-thirsty brain forgets. My dear, you confessed to all these things the other day.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Why do you hate me?

I don't think anyone here hates you, dear. From the tone of people's replies, I'd guess that (like me) they are mostly just rather bored by your endless, repetitive whining.

For someone who claims to be an adult male with two imaginary jobs and a practically full-time masturbation habit, you seem to have a lot of time to waste. When do you go back to school?

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I am an adult and a college graduate so I don't go back to school.


I am an entrepreneur business owner and I am in my office working 7 days a week!!!!!



The only thing imaginary is what people keep putting in my profile that I did not put there.

I don't think anyone here hates you, dear. From the tone of people's replies, I'd guess that (like me) they are mostly just rather bored by your endless, repetitive whining.

For someone who claims to be an adult male with two imaginary jobs and a practically full-time masturbation habit, you seem to have a lot of time to waste. When do you go back to school?

[Didymus Much]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

...Why do you hate me?...

If they hated you, why is everyone taking so much of their time, voluntarily, to try to explain this to you?

Especially when they could just, oh yeah, ban you and be done with it.

As for trying to get you to see just how much sin you engage in, THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS THEM TO DO:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

Read the blessed thing, would ya? Please? 66 books in the KJV, read two a day, about an hour on average, and you'll be done in about a month. Then you could discuss it from a position of knowledge, instead of trying to spread your ignorant bullshit everywhere.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Okay, I am wrong.


They don't hate me.



I apologize. I do appreciate everyone's time and patience. I guess I just need some guidance.

If they hated you, why is everyone taking so much of their time, voluntarily, to try to explain this to you?

Especially when they could just, oh yeah, ban you and be done with it.

As for trying to get you to see just how much sin you engage in, THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS THEM TO DO:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

Read the blessed thing, would ya? Please? 66 books in the KJV, read two a day, about an hour on average, and you'll be done in about a month. Then you could discuss it from a position of knowledge, instead of trying to spread your ignorant bullshit everywhere.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

The entire logic of this premise is absolutely crazy.


Where does it say "if you masturbate it means you are gay"


If you masturbate, it means you masturbated, it doesn't make you gay!!!!!

Figures. You gays like to stick together.



... <---- You gays in Hell
. <---- Satan
<--- Happy Jesus


Glory!

[Basilissa]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

The entire logic of this premise is absolutely crazy.

Where does it say "if you masturbate it means you are gay"

If you masturbate, it means you masturbated, it doesn't make you gay!!!!!

First, it really doesn't matter how you call it, the important point is that God hates it (remember Onan?). Two, I remember saying it already, but here is the logic for you, again: by doing "it" with yourself, you obviously do it with person of the same sex. That's what's homosexual about it.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I think Onan was having relations with the girl, stopped and spilled his seed on the ground, hence he was actually not masturbating. I don't think Onan has anything to do with masturbation.


So if I somehow pleasure myself, then I am actually a homosexual. So you are telling me that the next step is to have gay sex, is that it?


Not sure I can follow the reasoning on that concept.



So what is the punishment for masturbation?

First, it really doesn't matter how you call it, the important point is that God hates it (remember Onan?). Two, I remember saying it already, but here is the logic for you, again: by doing "it" with yourself, you obviously do it with person of the same sex. That's what's homosexual about it.

[Basilissa]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I think Onan was having relations with the girl, stopped and spilled his seed on the ground, hence he was actually not masturbating. I don't think Onan has anything to do with masturbation.

The point of that story is that God does not approve your seed ending anywhere else than your wife's lady part.

So if I somehow pleasure myself, then I am actually a homosexual. So you are telling me that the next step is to have gay sex, is that it?

Well, if you don't stop doing it, you'll end up in Hell one way or another, it doesn't really matter how many different sins you commit.

So what is the punishment for masturbation?

Hell.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Basilissa,


That's my problem, I don't have a "wife's lady part" for that purpose and even if I did I am permanently limp and impotent so I doubt very seriously I could accomplish that task without spilling "seed"on the ground like Onan anyway, since I am so impotent anyway.


The issue is that at times it just HAS TO COME OUT some way, that's all.....everyone knows that and it's not GAY to have that problem.

The point of that story is that God does not approve your seed ending anywhere else than your wife's lady part.

Well, if you don't stop doing it, you'll end up in Hell one way or another, it doesn't really matter how many different sins you commit.
Hell.

[Didymus Much]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

...I am permanently limp and impotent...

Claims the chronic masturbator?

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

It is a long and complicated story and I am sure it is not appropriate for a FORUM such as this, but I am telling you the truth.



I will not get graphic or go into any further details, but it is the truth.



You have to have an erection to have intercourse, but an erection is not necessary to masturbate. Okay, now are you happy?


Mary says she will be happy when I post a picture wearing lipstick and a sexy skirt with high heels.



So what's next for me here?

Claims the chronic masturbator?