A Lisbon for Mayor?

[BrotherLarry]

No, not in Freehold. That has no chance of happening. It is, however, taking place in ungodly Chicago tonight.

Lori Lightfoot is an openly gay Lisbon. She is married to a woman and they are raising a daughter in that sinful environment. May Jesus cover that poor child with protection from homer demons.

And now Chicago, which is a city that could be a beacon for Christ, is allowing the devil to take over by electing a Lisbon. The fags in Boystown, the notorious area where the homers hang out, are celebrating with sinful orgies and instead of being there to minister to them here I am in NY City. Heartbreaking.

Church we must let Heaven hear from us about this.

[Isabella White]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

Oh, this is simply terrible, Brother Larry. It makes me weep to see this happen and I know it shakes the throne of Almighty God! In all my years, I never thought I would see the day when this sort of debauchery would take place. In olden times, we could tell when a woman had "tendencies", but now they're shoving it in our faces and screaming "persecution!" if people don't go along with it. And now Chicago is paying the price because of not taking a stand. Thanks to society becoming so permissive, in addition to the homersexualismists getting married, people now want to marry their pets, cars and computers! Where will it all end up??

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

There is even worse news on the national front. There is a Mayor who always draws a crowd at national Mayor's meetings. He gives talks on city management and has been successful in turning his rust belt city around. I thought he was a fine young man.

Then I learned the truth, HOMER. I'm talking about the Demoncrat Presidential Candidate, Mayor Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, Indiana. I now realize his practice of remembering names, skillful small talk and smooth speeches were all about recruiting male Mayors to homosexuality. If we have homer Pete Buttigieg for President, Jesus will return the day after the election and burn this country down.

https://southbend.gaycities.com/

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

I am happy to report that thanks to United Airlines and my trust fund I will be in Chicago by the end of the night to share God’s love with the homers of that town. Instead of focusing on the depravity of the mayoral election we will bring down Heaven in Boystown tonight. Shout glory!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

Lori Lightfoot is an openly gay Lisbon.

Is she an Injun as well? With liberal identity politics, she'd probably have to be at this point. Just being a lesbian or a redskin alone doesn't cut it any more. They need a combo of traits that lack privilege. Prepare for a wave of transgender Asian dwarves, autistic obese Latinas, and one-legged Wiccan pansexual immigrant hermaphrodite otherkin running for office in the upcoming election cycle.

She is married to a woman and they are raising a daughter in that sinful environment. May Jesus cover that poor child with protection from homer demons.

Unfortunately, there is no doubt in my mind that the poor girl has already been molested countless times by her "two mommies." Presumably they're pimping her out to their bulldyke friends for cash on the side. Anything and everything that is vile and against nature is fair game for the rugmunching lezzies (Romans 1:26).


Of course, as sex can only take place with a tallywhacker involved, I have no idea what lesbians actually do. According to my son George Bush Lukes, it involves scissors, so apparently they're all S&M freaks too. Jesus weeps.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

Finally made it back to New York after preaching the Gospel of Christ to the poor homers in Chicago.

As you can imagine following the election of Lori Lightfoot the Lisbon, the gay community needed someone to hold up the banner of Christ as hope for the future. That someone was me. I like to keep the details of my ministry private in the interest of privacy for those involved. Suffice it to say my love and God’s was spread to many men.

I was not as successful with the women. There were so many Lisbons you would think it was Portugal.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Lisbon for Mayor?

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