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  • Any day now. . .

    And Jesus will be striking this fellow down in his prime.

    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

  • #2
    Re: Any day now. . .

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    And Jesus will be striking this fellow down in his prime.
    Let's pray for that. Has he not read the history of our planet earth? God put this guy's people on one continent and we white people here. He didn't intend for the races to marry. When will all these so called smart people show some smarts?
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Any day now. . .

      I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!

      The Widow Sawyer had Larry King, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, and Bob Dole. She's been smirking at me at services. It's insufferable.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • #4
        Re: Any day now. . .

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!

        The Widow Sawyer had Larry King, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, and Bob Dole. She's been smirking at me at services. It's insufferable.
        Brittany Spears is still worth 60 points so it might be worth making a late addition.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • #5
          Re: Any day now. . .

          "Married"? I don't think he knows what that word means.


          Jesus explained marriage VERY clearly. Look it up:
          Matthew 19:1-12












          READ THE BIBLE

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          • #6
            Re: Any day now. . .

            Wait, since when was Mr. Sulu married? And all while Captain Kirk is in the skies with the owner of Amazon?

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            • #7
              Re: Any day now. . .

              Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
              As to George Takei, does it seem like he is doing it for edgy bragging rights than actually loving his white hubby? I thought when you love someone you try and be private, right?
              Sodomites are not capable of love. All they have is hatred, despair, rape, torture, disease, defecation, and death. "Edgy" does not begin to cover the intense self-inflicted depravity, pain, and misery of the LGBTQ "community."
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • #8
                Re: Any day now. . .

                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                "Edgy" does not begin to cover the intense self-inflicted depravity, pain, and misery of the LGBTQ "community."
                “Edgy?”

                Does not.

                “Music?”

                Does.

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