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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574
    #1

    Now this is truly gay

    Ever see a man(?) smoking a Virginia Slims? I saw that once, & couldn't eat for days. I'm sure glad I hit him upside the head a few times; that should help him find Jesus- or some Marlboros, at least.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Now this is truly gay

      I seen this fellow up in Des Moines once smoking a raspberry cigarette. Can you imagine?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Now this is truly gay

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I seen this fellow up in Des Moines once smoking a raspberry cigarette. Can you imagine?
          Is that slang for something, Pastor?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790
              #4
              Re: Now this is truly gay

              Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
              Ever see a man(?) smoking a Virginia Slims? I saw that once, & couldn't eat for days.
              This brand is a dead giveaway, too.

              Plus, idol worship; the "man" completely usurped by the woman.
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Now this is truly gay

                  You know what else is gay? A man who lights his cigarette off of another man's cigarette while they are both puffing from them. If you're going to light your cigarette off another's, take the cigarette and do it by yourself.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Mr. Seth Cochran
                      On Parole
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 753
                      #6
                      Re: Now this is truly gay

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      You know what else is gay? A man who lights his cigarette off of another man's cigarette while they are both puffing from them. If you're going to light your cigarette off another's, take the cigarette and do it by yourself.
                      I've heard that lighting cigarettes off one another, commonly known as "chain smoking", is a signal used in the sadist subculture of fagdom. Basically, a sadist queer walks up to a man he wants to "puff" and asks him for "a light". The other sadist queer will know what he's talking about and light the formers cigarette off of his own. Before I quit smoking, I had guys asking me for a light all the time. I didn't realize what it meant until one of my Baptist friends told me. I was disgusted! To think, I had the AIDS that close to me.

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197
                          #7
                          Re: Now this is truly gay

                          Why do you think the British call cigerettes "fags"?

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