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  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Nozzle View Post
    @ pastor:

    New York was first called Nieuw Amsterdam in 1626 after the capitol of Holland (New Amsterdam), Harlem in New York was named after Haarlem, a city near the coast of holland.

    Furthermore, the Dutch claimed an area from New Hampsire to Maryland. In 1674 the Dutch sold Manhattan to the English for 1 guilder and Suriname.

    Cheers mate!!
    Son, I know all of that. I have been to Manhatten and read the gravestones of all the dumb Dutchmen who decided Surinam was a good trade for Manhattan. In most of America calling someone Dutch is like calling them Polish.

    So let me get this straight...you traded Manhattan for Surinam and live fifteen feet below sea level and you are trying to sell me a what?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      First of all, Poland has the best Vodkas!!

      Second of all, you guys don't even have a sufficient healtcaresystem!! In Holland everyone who gets sick can get treatment without them getting bankrupt by getting treated!!

      You people in the US don't even have an own culture, you stole everything you have from immigrants

      You cannot say that Holland's scum, if you ask me what I'm selling? Progress!! We're not preoccupied about gay people or foreigners or people with another skincolor!! We judge every person equally!! Holland is one of the leading countries of the world if you look at universities and technology they develop, if you look at sports (the olympics, waterpolo anyone?) the Netherlands beat the US with 9 to 8

      All I'm saying is that you MIGHT be wrong about some things... Reconsider and look at problems in another point of view, all people are made by the God that is your God and my God, if you're black or white, arab or chinese, man or woman, gay or straight, we are all equal to His greatness!!

      God loves everyone who loves his wife without beating her up, God loves everyone who loves his husband without cheating on him, God hates everyone who judges someone else without showing merci or love and God hates who don't accept that men and women are equal to Him, God loves all His creatures, even the cockroach and the rat, why don't you accept that people are sinfull but only God can judge and punish, and that you don't have the right to break a hair that belongs to someone else?

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      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Nozzle View Post
        First of all, Poland has the best Vodkas!!

        Second of all, you guys don't even have a sufficient healtcaresystem!! In Holland everyone who gets sick can get treatment without them getting bankrupt by getting treated!!

        You people in the US don't even have an own culture, you stole everything you have from immigrants

        You cannot say that Holland's scum, if you ask me what I'm selling? Progress!! We're not preoccupied about gay people or foreigners or people with another skincolor!! We judge every person equally!! Holland is one of the leading countries of the world if you look at universities and technology they develop, if you look at sports (the olympics, waterpolo anyone?) the Netherlands beat the US with 9 to 8

        All I'm saying is that you MIGHT be wrong about some things... Reconsider and look at problems in another point of view, all people are made by the God that is your God and my God, if you're black or white, arab or chinese, man or woman, gay or straight, we are all equal to His greatness!!

        God loves everyone who loves his wife without beating her up, God loves everyone who loves his husband without cheating on him, God hates everyone who judges someone else without showing merci or love and God hates who don't accept that men and women are equal to Him, God loves all His creatures, even the cockroach and the rat, why don't you accept that people are sinfull but only God can judge and punish, and that you don't have the right to break a hair that belongs to someone else?
        Son, EVERYTHING you wrote is wrong. I don't even know where to begin, but I am not going to bother with it all. I'll leave that to one the Pastors-in-training.

        But let me tell you about vodka. I don't drink the crap, but it's made the same way from the same ingredients everywhere. The only difference is that in Poland the factory workers bathe in it before it's bottled. That's why it's illegal to export to America.

        Shall I pass judgment upon you and everyone else? YES! I am ordered by GOD!

        Leviticus 19:15
        In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

        John 7:24
        Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

        1 Corinthians 2:15
        But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

        1 Corinthians 5:12-13
        For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

        1 Corinthians 6:2-3
        Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          ....All those quotes contain the word 'judge', not the word 'punish'....

          Also, you must judge people by Gods standards, not your own..

          If you really believe that Polish workers bathe in the water they make vodka out of, you are really stupid, I bet you never ever been to Poland.

          greetz, Nozzle

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          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by Nozzle View Post
            ....All those quotes contain the word 'judge', not the word 'punish'....

            Also, you must judge people by Gods standards, not your own..

            If you really believe that Polish workers bathe in the water they make vodka out of, you are really stupid, I bet you never ever been to Poland.

            greetz, Nozzle
            What are you a dothead? Don't they have Bibles in your soon-to-be-underwater country?

            Genesis 9:21-25
            And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father .... And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan [Ham's son]; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

            Genesis 20:18
            The LORD had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife.

            Exodus 20:5 , Deuteronomy 5:9
            I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

            Exodus 34:7
            Visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children unto the third and to the fourth generation.

            Numbers 14:18
            Visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

            Deuteronomy 23:2
            A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

            Deuteronomy 28:18
            Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body.

            1 Samuel 3:12-13
            I will perform against Eli all things which I have spoken concerning his house ... I will judge his house for ever ... because his sons made themselves vile, and he restrained them not.

            2 Samuel 12:14
            The child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.

            2 Samuel 21:6-9
            Let seven men of his sons be delivered unto us, and we will hang them up unto the LORD .... And he delivered them into the hands of the Gibeonites, and they hanged them in the hill before the LORD.

            1 Kings 2:33
            Their blood shall therefore return upon the head of Joab, and upon the head of his seed for ever.

            1 Kings 11:11-12
            Wherefore the LORD said unto Solomon, Forasmuch as this is done of thee, and thou hast not kept my covenant and my statutes, which I have commanded thee, I will surely rend the kingdom from thee, and will give it to thy servant. Notwithstanding in thy days I will not do it for David thy father's sake: but I will rend it out of the hand of thy son.

            1 Kings 21:29
            Seest thou how Ahab humbleth himself before me? because he humbleth himself before me, I will not bring the evil in his days: but in his son's days will I bring the evil upon his house.

            2 Kings 5:27
            The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever.

            Isaiah 14:21
            Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers.

            Jeremiah 16:10-11
            Wherefore hath the Lord pronounced all this great evil against us? ... Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the Lord.

            Jeremiah 29:32
            Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will punish Shemaiah the Nehelamite, and his seed.

            Jeremiah 32:18
            Thou ... recompensest the iniquity of the fathers into the bosom of their children after them.

            Zephaniah 1:8
            I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
            (like wooden shoes!)
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Those are all quotes from the Old Testament!! Jesus died and rose from the dead for our sins so we don't have to judge and punish eachother anymore.... Jesus forfilled the law.... Everyone who believes in Him is saved!!!

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              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Nozzle View Post
                Those are all quotes from the Old Testament!! Jesus died and rose from the dead for our sins so we don't have to judge and punish eachother anymore.... Jesus forfilled the law.... Everyone who believes in Him is saved!!!
                Sorry, you are wrong AGAIN!

                Genesis 17:19
                And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.

                Exodus 12:14, 17, 24
                And this day shall be unto you for a memorial; and ye shall keep it a feast to the LORD throughout your generations; ye shall keep it a feast by an ordinance for ever. ... And ye shall observe the feast of unleavened bread; for in this selfsame day have I brought your armies out of the land of Egypt: therefore shall ye observe this day in your generations by an ordinance for ever. ... And ye shall observe this thing for an ordinance to thee and to thy sons for ever.

                Leviticus 23:14,21,31
                It shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations.

                Deuteronomy 4:8-9
                What nation is there so great, that hath statutes and judgments so righteous as all this law, which I set before you this day? ... teach them thy sons, and thy sons' sons.

                Deuteronomy 7:9
                Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations.

                Deuteronomy 11:1
                Therefore thou shalt love the LORD thy God, and keep his charge, and his statutes, and his judgments, and his commandments, always.

                Deuteronomy 11:26-28
                Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse; A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day: And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God.

                1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Psalm 119:151-2

                Thou art near, O LORD; and all thy commandments are truth. Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.
                Psalm 119:160
                Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                Malachi 4:4
                Remember ye the law of Moses.

                Matthew 5:18-19
                Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or tittle shall nowise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven.

                Luke 16:17
                It is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by Nozzle View Post
                  Those are all quotes from the Old Testament!! Jesus died and rose from the dead for our sins so we don't have to judge and punish eachother anymore.... Jesus forfilled the law.... Everyone who believes in Him is saved!!!
                  I'm not sure what "forfilled" is, but I can tell you this: Jesus didn't die for you, frenchie!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    sad people.......... but hey, at least you guys go to heaven......




                    Why are you so afraid of gays? afraid that you might like it after all?
                    Afraid Pastor Ezekiel will sent you to hell if you ever tell anyone what he did to you when you were a little boy?

                    I wish you lots of orange skittles.....

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                    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by fkrijns View Post
                      sad people.......... but hey, at least you guys go to heaven......




                      Why are you so afraid of gays? afraid that you might like it after all?
                      Afraid Pastor Ezekiel will sent you to hell if you ever tell anyone what he did to you when you were a little boy?

                      I wish you lots of orange skittles.....
                      We are not sad, we are permanently happy! We have JESUS and you don't, therefore it is YOU who is sad and angry at the world.

                      And I can ASSURE you that Pastor Zeke is as straight as an arrow.
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                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm not sure what "forfilled" is, but I can tell you this: Jesus didn't die for you, frenchie!
                        Bah! I read almost the entire Bible to him. He can't argue with Scripture so he becomes a smartass. But he lives below sea level, so we'll see how that works out for him.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Pastor Al E Pissoff, although we live below sea level; we will survive....

                          you know why? because we have Dykes..... and we love 'm....

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                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Bah! I read almost the entire Bible to him. He can't argue with Scripture so he becomes a smartass. But he lives below sea level, so we'll see how that works out for him.
                            The pastor said that, not the other guy....

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                            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Originally posted by fkrijns View Post
                              Pastor Al E Pissoff, although we live below sea level; we will survive....

                              you know why? because we have Dykes..... and we love 'm....
                              Watch your language, you little crap!
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                              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                              - Proverbs 15:3

                              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I'm not sure what "forfilled" is, but I can tell you this: Jesus didn't die for you, frenchie!
                                You guys are questioning my intelligence? You guys are trying to prove me wrong?

                                You guys don't even know the difference between The Netherlands and France?

                                No wonder you guys think Jesus loves just you, and noone else.....

                                You need to soften up, Jesus doesn't love people who hate, and especcially people who use His name in a false way, like you do

                                Nozzle

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