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  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    That means don't go into debt.



    As long as they are heterosexual True Christians, I have no issue with that.

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.


    And you can prove this?


    As True Christians, we're on the right side of that line.



    1st John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.


    The specks from our eyes have been removed that we now may see clearly! REPENT!
    How do you think your "specks" have been removed from your eyes and why..?

    How does one become a "True Christian"..?

    Not loving the world is not the same as hating it.
    One can be in th world, but not of it.
    One can choose to not love sinners, but he doesn't have to hate them.
    TRUTH..!

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    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by onelove View Post
      How do you think your "specks" have been removed from your eyes and why..?

      How does one become a "True Christian"..?

      Not loving the world is not the same as hating it.
      One can be in th world, but not of it.
      One can choose to not love sinners, but he doesn't have to hate them.
      We are True Christians that do everything GOD tells us to do, so we're free of any eye specks.

      You become a True Christian by getting down on your knees and pleading for CHRIST to dribble His sweet warm blood all over you and give you a figurative sponge bath.

      Then you start attending our church. If you can't show up in person, at least listen to the Preacher's sermons online and donate money.

      We don't hate sinners. We love them, and that's why we do everything in our power to save them from GOD's fiery wrath.
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      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        We are True Christians that do everything GOD tells us to do, so we're free of any eye specks.

        You become a True Christian by getting down on your knees and pleading for CHRIST to dribble His sweet warm blood all over you and give you a figurative sponge bath.

        Then you start attending our church. If you can't show up in person, at least listen to the Preacher's sermons online and donate money.

        We don't hate sinners. We love them, and that's why we do everything in our power to save them from GOD's fiery wrath.
        So let me understand this.
        To be considered a "True Christian", not only must I go to YOUR church, listen to YOUR propaganda, and tithe to YOUR church..?
        I see nowhere in the Bible that Landover Baptist Chuch is the gateway to Heaven.
        Nowhere does it say that if I don't do the aforementioned things, I will not be guaranteed the Kingom of Heaven.
        Am I correct..?
        TRUTH..!

        http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main

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        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          It wouldn't hurt.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by onelove View Post
            So let me understand this.
            To be considered a "True Christian", not only must I go to YOUR church, listen to YOUR propaganda, and tithe to YOUR church..?
            I see nowhere in the Bible that Landover Baptist Chuch is the gateway to Heaven.
            Nowhere does it say that if I don't do the aforementioned things, I will not be guaranteed the Kingom of Heaven.
            Am I correct..?
            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            It wouldn't hurt.
            And, Kind Sir, it wouldn't hurt you to be kind.
            Or non judgemental.
            Or non hypocritical.
            TRUTH..!

            http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main

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            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Originally posted by onelove View Post
              So let me understand this.
              To be considered a "True Christian", not only must I go to YOUR church, listen to YOUR propaganda, and tithe to YOUR church..?
              I see nowhere in the Bible that Landover Baptist Chuch is the gateway to Heaven.
              Nowhere does it say that if I don't do the aforementioned things, I will not be guaranteed the Kingom of Heaven.
              Am I correct..?
              Our church follows the entire Bible. What other church can say the same thing?

              It's your choice. Do what GOD says, or burn in Hellfire.
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              - Proverbs 15:3

              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

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                • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by Manny View Post
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                  Dear friend:

                  Why must you mock God so much, especially in this week in which we commemorate His temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    So much stupid in this thread. It is absolutely unbelievable how this is even discussable

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                    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by Stupid911 View Post
                      So much stupid in this thread. It is absolutely unbelievable how this is even discussable
                      And let me guess, you are here to identify stupidity in various posts around our Christian forum, right? A self-appointed stupid alarm.

                      You can start with your own post. "Discussable" is not even a word, asshat.

                      This is a place to uplift God and His Holy Word. We are not interested in your unsaved opinions. Go finish your homework, son.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by Stupid911 View Post
                        There is so much intelligent discussion in this thread. It is absolutely unbelievable how this threat is even present in America.
                        There. Fixed your American there, fowl atheist!

                        Please go make yourself known at the Introduction Forum before you go spouting off with your heathen mouth.

                        Oh, how the atheists think they can type against True Christians™.
                        Last edited by Tertius The Scribe; 05-27-2009, 12:17 AM. Reason: queer skittles

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                        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          I noticed in the tags there are many tags about Aids.

                          Why is it that this topic is suggesting only one group of people will suffer from aids? I think homosexuality is wrong, but it is just incredibly stupid to suggest only gays will spread aids. Hello? Since when did women and men not spread aids? Did everyone here just forget about that?

                          It's just like racism. Remember how people thought black people who the worst people in the world, didn't care about anyone, were brutes, etc etc? Well if i were to say black people spread violence, it would be showing the extreme amount of hypocrisy. Subjecting one group of people to such comments is absurd, and extremely silly.

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                          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            SKITTLES??? You have too much time on your hands to think of this analysis.

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                            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Oh yes? You'll look pretty stupid when the whole nation goes the way of California!
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Don't give me that christian bull shit about gay fucking candy, that's like saying "the rainbow is colorful, so it MUST be gay!"

                                FUCK YOU!

                                Oh yeah, the color green means somebody wants to fornicate you? don't be a radical christian bitch. Grow up.

                                "they know not what they do!....kill them anyway"

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