X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 44
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 23 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 43 44 template Next
  • #481
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Of course not. Are you an idiot? You are not gay because you disagree with us. You are gay because you like skittles.
    when did i say i liked skittles?
    you are making wild assuptions because you cannot backup your own paranoid allegations

    Comment

    • #482
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of raping small children to tell us this. You must have a lot of friends.

      How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
      there you go making wild assumptions again.
      get a life, loser.

      Comment

      • #483
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by incognito View Post
        get a life, loser.
        And what kind of life would that be, Ms. "winner"?

        One that involves going to HELL ?

        Doesn't sound like much of a life, now does it

        You're just jealous, that's all.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

        Comment

        • #484
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          Why does anybody need to know why they're punished? GOD knows and that's good enough. Do you think people on the other side of the world of Noah's Ark knew why their homes were suddenly being washed away and their families drowned? I doubt it, but they deserved it anyway, or else GOD would have built an Ark on every continent.
          I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
          Drama queen

          Comment

          • #485
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            I dont think there are any "brown" skittles, they are purple, and they are grape flavored,
            as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no. If a skittle looked like a man's behind, it would have a crack, and along that crack there would be alot of hair...
            I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
            I'm eating some pink nerds, and those look more like a mans behind than skittles do,
            M&M's suit me better than skittles anyday...

            Comment

            • #486
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
              I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
              Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?

              This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

              Comment

              • #487
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?

                This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
                Most heterosexual men I know, arn't as consious about their bodies as women are, and as my husband sees it, we will be living together for the rest of our lives, its going to be seen sooner or later.

                Comment

                • #488
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                  as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no
                  What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                  Comment

                  • #489
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
                    yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
                    He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??

                    Comment

                    • #490
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
                      I assume you must be having your monthly curse, because what other reason would a True Christian Lady of Landover have to question the word of her superior?

                      GOD is not obligated to tell us why we're being punished or suffering. Doing so would ruin His master plan of revealing people's sins to them on Judgment Day, after it's too late.

                      Did GOD tell Job why he and his family were suffering? No.

                      Did GOD tell the firstborn of Egypt and their parents why they were being slaughtered? No. GOD only provided instructions to the Israelites on how to save their own children from slaughter, because the passover of GOD's angel of death might inadvertently kill them too.

                      Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel                       [not Egypt], saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:-Exodus 12:3

                      So, the use of a punishment you don't know the reason of is to punish you. And strengthen your faith.
                      sigpic
                      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                      - Proverbs 15:3

                      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                      Comment

                      • #491
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                        yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do? He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??
                        Please do not bother us with the details of your sick sex life. This is a family forum. You clearly have some serious issues. Sex should be for making babies, nothing else.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                        Comment

                        • #492
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                          yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
                          Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.

                          Originally posted by LittleLostGirl09 View Post
                          He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself
                          Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

                          Comment

                          • #493
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.


                            Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
                            What the heck, she makes him dress as a slut? Sweet Jesus what is the world coming to. Has this man no shame, surly Jesus will help him find his manly parts and regain control of his slut wife.

                            Comment

                            • #494
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              "BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth! "

                              I really hate to be the one to point this out, but there is no brown Skittle, There's a brown M&M, but the Skittles are red, orange, yellow, green, and purple. :'(

                              Does this mean that M&Ms are the candy of satan and not skittles?
                              Those who have lost their way must be Prayed for, not Condemned. Jesus was a man of Love. Not Hate. So answer me this; What Would Jesus Do?

                              Comment

                              • #495
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                *Thinks back to all the skittles I ate in my pagan days*

                                *Vomits until unconscious*
                                To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

                                John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 23 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 43 44 template Next
                                Working...
                                X