[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Further evidence that Skittles will get you killed!

[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Who puts that much thought into a candy?

The homosexual agenda, that's who.

How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?

I have many True Christian resources, like Dick Hafer.

And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.

Sure look brown to me, but even if they are purple, well, that just makes them gayer.

[RileyJohn6]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!



Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

Two questions:
1) Who puts that much thought into a candy? and 2) How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?

And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

skittles are hella good

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?

But she's not talking about everyone else's God. She has her own special God that magically agrees with her.

[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian.

Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?

[emilykearnz]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay

youre a piffleing dumbass

[emilykearnz]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian. just because youre homosexual doesnt mean you should get "stoned" or "beat". you guys need to shut your bitch faces up. also, if a girl gets raped its not her fault and she should NOT get stoned because of it. and girls should not have to marry their rapists. [COLOR="Purple"]I DONT GIVE A piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS. USE YOUR BRAINS AND HAVE SOME MORALS.[/COLOR] piffleing idiots.

[Princess001]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay

[James Hutchins]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

Why is that Nick? Are you too, considered 'Flamboyant'?

[Nick90]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

[TylerBibleLover]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I think youre all over thinking this! There was a rainbow after the flood when Noah built his arc, perhaps this candy is to remind the children that God Is always the answer after the storm?

OR This completely different idea, MAYBE IT'S JUST CANDY?

Think again guys, dont jump to stupid foolish conclusions!

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Well I know that Dutch politics aren't important, but now it seems like the only good thing is getting canceled. Insurance companies are now obligated to insure a treatment against homers (to cure them from being one) and the government wants to skip that obligation:

(link is in Dutch, they don't even translate it to Godly American)

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1012/Binnenland/article/detail/3125303/2012/01/17/Partijen-boos-om-vergoeding-christelijke-homotherapie.dhtml

It can't get much worse over here.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

For proof that Skittles = Gay, look no further.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

This is the single funniest forum I have ever read. You can't be serious.

I'll go ahead and post this here too before I get banned or some shit.

This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.

You thought you'd just copy and paste your hate-mongering posts from one thread to another? What kind of game are you playing at here?

This is a church forum where True Christians™ can meet to praise the Holy Name of the LORD of LORDS.