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  • #76
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    These Skittles seem to be causing a lot of trouble...

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    • #77
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      It's better safe than sorry. The queers have been lacing candy with the AIDs super virus for a long time, and you will at least have the peace of mind to know you aren't infected.

      Unless you've been driving a VW New Beetle.
      Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.

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      • #78
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by SavedSinceIwas12 View Post
        Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.
        Sorry, I didn't realize you were a lowly female. Yes, it is best to leave driving up to the menfolk. We don't need any empty-headed females zooming around crashing into stuff.
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        • #79
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by Wilbur View Post
          I must inquire; what about M&M's? Are these safe to eat?
          The preverts have brainwashed everybody. These are correctly called "M & W" (Man & Women), NOT "M & M" (that's right, man on man).

          So, yes, M&W's are safe.

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          • #80
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Derek/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]

            Everyone chill out. I am addicted to skittles. I eat about two packs a day and have been doing so for years now. I have a girl-friend and Im pretty sure that I have never raped anyone or even fantasized about doing so.
            This signature space is not for the purpose of posting gay porn.--ADMIN

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            • #81
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              How does a fat skittles eating porker like you get a girlfriend? On the internet?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #82
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                wow after reading all this I am definitely carrying my .357 into every store, I will liberate every soul I see buying any colored candies because I do not want them becoming corrupted by the morals of this world.






                WTF PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THEY ARE CANDIES, THEY ARE NOT SEEDS OF CORRUPTION, THEY ARE NOT PACKAGES OF GAY FRENZY INDUCING PILLS.

                In the United States, a bag of Skittles candy contains: sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, apple juice from concentrate, less than 2% - citric acid, dextrin, natural and artificial flavours, gelatin, food starch-modified, coloring (includes Yellow 6 lake, Red 40 lake, Yellow 5 lake, Blue 2 lake, Blue 1 lake, Yellow 5, Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1), ascorbic acid (Vitamin C).

                OK I AM WRONG THEY CONTAIN APPLE JUICE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS APPLES ARE THE ORIGINAL FRUIT OF LUST AND SODOMY THAT'S WHY SATAN GAVE EVE ONE.


                no wait Apples were the fruit of knowledge, so skittles make you smarter.

                GOD didn't want people to have knowledge that's why he banned us from eating them.

                Because with knowledge we realize a few things.

                1.)Religion is a tool used to control the minds of the people and keep power in the hands of the few.

                2.)If it was not for religion, our science and technology would be about 600-700 years ahead of where we are now-thank you dark ages and inquisition without you it would not be possible.

                3.)I can list the last 600 people arrested for sodomy and or sexual crimes against children, and you will find that 95%+ of them claim Christianity as there religion, this includes all catholic priest accused of banging little boys bung holes. How many muslim/wiccan/buddist child molesters do you know?

                Now I am a true blooded american man, and I voted for a BLACK president, even if I am a WASP.

                and I am about to go
                taste the rainbow...


                Last edited by Nobar King; 02-14-2009, 04:18 PM. Reason: censored

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                • #83
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Thanks for proving our point.

                  I don't know why you post a picture of a guy who's tallywhacker is covered in skittles and then say we don't have a point.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #84
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

                    i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

                    down with christ!
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                    • #85
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                      okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

                      i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

                      down with christ!
                      Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #86
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.
                        yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • #87
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                          yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
                          What popped YOU out of the woodwork? Get thee behind me SATAN!
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #88
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                            yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
                            I'm not going to hell, and I don't eat skittles.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #89
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              What popped YOU out of the woodwork? Get thee behind me SATAN!
                              i come around here from time to time to see the craziness.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • #90
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                                i come around here from time to time to see the craziness.
                                ACCEPT JESUS NOW!
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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