[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

ACCEPT JESUS NOW!

when pigs fly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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when pigs fly.

You put pigs on broomsticks?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You put pigs on broomsticks?

Remember Mayangel67? But it took a hefty broomstick!

[Daniel's Little Horn]

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There are a lot of simmering Homosexual tensions here and the sort of denying behaviour that is very common amongst Homosexuals whom have not come out yet.

So a small piece of advise to Nobar King, Pastor Al E Pistle and Bobbie boy.

It is not healthy (physically, mentally and spiritually) to deny the homosexual feelings you guys obviously have.
Just let it out, maybe you can even help eachother out in experimenting and finding the true homosexual you.
All this frustration will get you no-where.

So go on and pop eachtothers gay cherry, I will promise you, you will feel a lot better for it.

And it is better to worship something that truely exists and that gives you true happiness (butt-plugs, gimp suits, Dildo's, Poppers) than to deny your true self and follow this imaginary friend come false idol you call god.

Seriously guys, I only want the best for your spiritual and mental health....

[potverdikkie]

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hahahahahahaha! good joke!!!!!!! now i'm definitely going to feed my kids thousands of skittles!

[Bobby-Joe]

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There are a lot of simmering Homosexual tensions here and the sort of denying behaviour that is very common amongst Homosexuals whom have not come out yet.

So a small piece of advise to Nobar King, Pastor Al E Pistle and Bobbie boy.
(Satanic depravity deleted)

Friend,

I am positively 100% NOT gay, Pastor Zeke certified this myself. As a member of the Freehold Security Staff I receive a monthly colonoscopy to ensue my bowls are Gay demon free. Keep you dirty sex fantasies to yourself pervert.

[Daniel's Little Horn]

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Friend,

I am positively 100% NOT gay, Pastor Zeke certified this myself. As a member of the Freehold Security Staff I receive a monthly colonoscopy to ensue my bowls are Gay demon free. Keep you dirty sex fantasies to yourself pervert.

So let me get this right good Man.

On a VOLUNTARILY BASE and as a REOCCURING EVENT (every month) you have tubes shoved up your rectum to prove you are not Gay?

Don;t you agree that that sounds at least a little bit like you might be a homosexual? Having stuff shoved up your Rectum and not minding that at all because you do this every month.

Come clean to yourself my son.
Stop suppressing these feelings and reveal your gay, colourfull true self!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So let me get this right good Man.
On a VOLUNTARILY BASE and as a REOCCURING EVENT (every month) you have tubes shoved up your rectum to prove you are not Gay?

Not at all. Our medical team checks for the presence of demons which are the cause of all disease. Some people go months without so much as a barium enema!

[Daniel's Little Horn]

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Not at all. Our medical team checks for the presence of demons which are the cause of all disease. Some people go months without so much as a barium enema!

So nothing should be read into the fact that a bunch of grown up man like playing and checking out eachother's Asses on a regular base?

Sounds a bit iffy to me to be completely honest.

If you want to call it checking for demons, that is fine by me.
I call it gay play time when people shove phallic shaped attributes up eachothers ass.
Nothing wrong with it if that is your bag of tea, do not get me wrong.

But as you should also know, the devil hides in false pretentions and loves to fool people by making them believe they are doing something to please the Lord whilst they are actually having Homosexual intercourse like yourselves are having.

So if I were you I would do some more self reflection as to why you have other men shove penis shaped tools up your rectum at regular intervals.

[Nobar King]

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Those tools are chosen for their ease of use, not for some perverted scheme you thought up.

[Daniel's Little Horn]

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Those tools are chosen for their ease of use, not for some perverted scheme you thought up.

A scheme I thought up?

I just made the objective obeservation that there are man who are having Homosexual intercourse to protect themselves from Homosexual intercourse.
All sounds a bit contradictionary don't you think.
If that is not the work of the Devil I do no know what is.

[Nobar King]

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Do you even know what an enema is for? It's for keeping your pooper clean. I suspect that you would rather have your boyfriend scrape the rotting fecal matter off your colon with his own tallywhacker so you can lick it off?

[Bob4God]

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I find it utterly offensive that people like this little horn fellow come BARGING into our GODly forums and accuse us True Christian manly men of being perverted disgusting sodomites!

Many of us who you accuse of being gay are married to women! What do you think of that?

[Daniel's Little Horn]

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Do you even know what an enema is for? It's for keeping your pooper clean. I suspect that you would rather have your boyfriend scrape the rotting fecal matter off your colon with his own tallywhacker so you can lick it off?

Sure, keep making excuses for your homosexual practises!
Our Lord in in your case unfortunately Satan aswell knows the truth.

The Lord did not create the rectum for some middle age men to rape his creation and the intention of his creation by homosexual penetration.
But keep repeating to yourself that this is not the case.
Lying to yourself and forcing yourself to believe Lucifer's motives are one of the worst sins one can commence against our Lord.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sure, keep making excuses for your homosexual practises!
Our Lord in in your case unfortunately Satan aswell knows the truth.

The Lord did not create the rectum for some middle age men to rape his creation and the intention of his creation by homosexual penetration.
But keep repeating to yourself that this is not the case.
Lying to yourself and forcing yourself to believe Lucifer's motives are one of the worst sins one can commence against our Lord.

Son, you are a sick puppy! The are supervised medical procedures ordered by the Landover Hospital staff physicians. Don't read anything into it!