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  • #121
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Negative_Cool View Post
    Dear brothers and sisters, I have stumbled on another disturbing trend involving Skittles..... http://community.livejournal.com/han...08.html?page=2

    That is right, Skittles are now being "infused" into vodka by teenagers and young adults!!!! This is wrong on so many levels, these commie atheist homer potions could do more damage than crack which normally is only a problem for negros.
    Brisbane, eh? Tell me what a Morton bay bug is and where to find one?
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    • #122
      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Brisbane, eh? Tell me what a Morton bay bug is and where to find one?
      I'm sorry Pastor Al but if I were to describe the delights of a morton bay bug I might incite my bretheren to envy and covetousness, to lead them into such temptation would surely be a greivious and sinful act.

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      • #123
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
        Because killing God's creation just to have a nice dinner is exactly what we need.
        Well, considering all plants and animals are God's creation, then yes, we have to kill some of God's creation to have a nice dinner.

        Rainbows are God's creation too, you guys.
        So you do want us to "Taste the Rainbow"!!

        God never told us to eat that part of His creation!
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        • #124
          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          Originally posted by Negative_Cool View Post
          I'm sorry Pastor Al but if I were to describe the delights of a morton bay bug I might incite my bretheren to envy and covetousness, to lead them into such temptation would surely be a greivious and sinful act.

          Your brother in Christ, NC.
          So you don't know. Thus, you are nowhere near Brisbane. Son, I was born at night....but it wasn't LAST night.
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          • #125
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Skittles feel good going down your throat. Just like other things, and it's a plus they're colorful

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            • #126
              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              You swallow them whole?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #127
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Jordan View Post
                Skittles feel good going down your throat. Just like other things, and it's a plus they're colorful
                You're a queer, aren't you Jordan.
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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #128
                  Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  So you don't know. Thus, you are nowhere near Brisbane. Son, I was born at night....but it wasn't LAST night.
                  With all due respect Pastor Al, it seems you are trying to employ some form of Logic which is a known weapon of the demonic atheist liberal homer God haters. The fact that it isn't working for you testifies to your Righteousness! Praise Jesus!

                  Your brother in Christ, NC.
                  Jesus, I'm never going to give you up! Jesus, I'm never going to let you down!
                  Jesus, I'm never going to run around and desert you!
                  Jesus, I'm never going to make you cry! Jesus, I'm never going to say goodbye!
                  Jesus, I'm never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

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                  • #129
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post


                    When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.


                    Really Bob4God, Really? Only the biggest mo would see a male buttocks or testicles in a candy. Just throwing this out there, but maybe you've thought a bit to much about that lifestyle?

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                    • #130
                      Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      [quote=Bob4God;281796] Coincidence? I doubt it. [quote]

                      I don't. That's like saying that the number of anchovy pizzas sold annually in the United States relates to the production of nukes in Persia. You're making connections where there obviously aren't any. And the things each color is supposed to represent? It takes a twisted mind to think of those. And I'm not talking about the supposed homos.

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                      • #131
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        I don't. That's like saying that the number of anchovy pizzas sold annually in the United States relates to the production of nukes in Persia. You're making connections where there obviously aren't any. And the things each color is supposed to represent? It takes a twisted mind to think of those. And I'm not talking about the supposed homos.
                        I wasn't born yesterday young man. I've had my eyes on the queers for years, and it used to be that being a homosexual was something to hide and be shameful of, but ever since the 'sexual liberaton,' the Clintons, and rise in popularity of Skittles among gay men, the statistics have shown a clear increase in the number of rapes committed by sodomites.

                        Of course the making of pizzas don't influence the number of nukes manufactured overseas, any idiot could tell you that. The Skittlesgate situation is much more nefarious, as it has to do with candies being used to recruit our children to homosexuality!

                        I hear the California supreme court is going to be considering the influence of Skittles over the gay population out there as it weighs in on the GODly proposition 8.
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                        • #132
                          Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          You're missing the point completely. You could compare a lot of things to each other and make them seem like they actually relate. These two simply don't. I bet you that if I did a bit of Googling, I could compare any other candy to the increase of something else too.

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                          • #133
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            You're just trying to deflect attention from the ideas that have been brought up in this thread. I see what you're doing.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #134
                              Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Originally posted by thatguy View Post
                              You're missing the point completely. You could compare a lot of things to each other and make them seem like they actually relate. These two simply don't. I bet you that if I did a bit of Googling, I could compare any other candy to the increase of something else too.
                              And I'll bet if you spent yourtime reading the Holy Bible instead of compulsively masturbating all the time, you'd eventually find Jesus.

                              Stop wasting our time, heathen. This is a Christian forum, not a playpen for unsaved scum who are bored.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #135
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Right, I can't let this go unchallenged (much to your dismay, I'm sure). No, Nobar, I'm deflecting anything. You see, Skittles are related gay men. Not in a tiny way. You're making connections that are definately there. Period. That's it. But you don't know most of it. Lots of candy does that.

                                Also, Ekeziel, if this forum isn't for unsaved scum who are bored, then why am i on it?

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