Drug-addled Romanist country grants sodomites special privileges

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

If this doesn't show that the End Times are fast approaching, I don't know what does. The country of Columbia — formerly known only for Mary-worship, drugs, and stealing the name of the federal district that includes the capital of Godly America — has just granted homers special privileges for their chosen deathstyle.

Little brown people's "news" source (but at least it's in English and not Messy-can't):

Colombia's Constitutional Court grants gay couples full equal rights

Colombia's Constitutional Court Wednesday granted equal civil, political, social and economic rights to gay couples.

The high court ordered complete equality in criminal and civil court cases and disciplinary investigations.

The latest ruling means that the gay partner can claim pension from the military if his or her same sex partner dies and are allowed to refuse to testify against their partner in a criminal investigation. Until now these rights were reserved for straight couples only.

Furthermore, members of the LGBT community are allowed to claim alimony payments after a separation from their partner.

Representatives of the gay community in Colombia responded positively to the ruling, calling the ruling "historic". Marcela Sanchez Buitrago, director of gay rights group Colombia Diversa, the struggle for human rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender couples benefit soiety as a whole.

If their unelected liberal activist judges are capable of such a heinous act, then it's up to Godly America, the world's most heterosexual country, to effect a little regime change down there. Can I get an amen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Drug-addled Romanist country grants sodomites special privile

AMEN, pastor!! It is obvious to anyone with eyes that the gay menace is spreading like a plague all across the globe that God so lovingly created for us. Why anyone would choose the certain damnation of the sodomite hobby is beyond me.

And aren't these darkies cursed enough? Do they need to add anal intercourse to the list of sins they wallow in?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Drug-addled Romanist country grants sodomites special privile

AMEN! And Pass the Ammunition!

Is some nancy-boy in charge of this jungle swampland? Is he wanting to marry his own pouting Pedro? Can anyone tell me what financial advantage can have influenced the president’s mind through his pockets?

Where were the opposition in this? Did they not take note of the fate of Proposition 8? Surely it is binding on all lands of Our Continent? Based on this latter legal opinion, and that AIDS is a weapon of mass destruction, I would endorse regime change.

[Charles O'Hanley]

Re: Drug-addled Romanist country grants sodomites special privile

Amen, Pastor! Who do they think they are, acting all uppity? They need to learn that Jesus don't take too kindly to folks that outright rebel against Him. Just ask Eve! The Lord intelligently designed America for purposes just like this one. The bleeding-heart liberal media says that it's not our job to be the "world police". Well I say "Get thee hence, Satan!" It is America's job! What else are we going to do to take up our time? Try to make peace with perfectly good enemies? Ha!