New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

[Petal]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

Oh, and keep an eye out next time you're in Michael's!

but not that brown eye you keep that to yourselfs, Mr.MannyMooner!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

Waddaya know. The mooselimb terrorists finally did somethin useful.

A stopped clock is right twice a day. Even papists have been known to say or do something useful now and then.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

I AM PEVERTIDO

New avatar Manny? Did you under go a sex change? If so there may be no chance of redemption. Satan will surely have his way with you.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Manny]

Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

I AM PEVERTIDO

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

Waddaya know. The mooselimb terrorists finally did somethin useful.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!

We're ashamed that you belong to mankind, too, but you can change that by repenting and opening an LBC tithing account.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!

You need to come to Jesus and give up your butt jockey joy boy sodomite ways. I'll be praying for you!

Oh, and keep an eye out next time you're in Michael's!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Manny]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.



Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?

IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.



Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?

Indeed they probably do sell it at Michael's. Micheals is ok for the ladies but any man going in there is most likely a homer. Men can find this at the Home Depot. Wwherever you are shopping, just look for "Super Glue"!

If you ladies buy this at Michael's and spot a homer in there, you can try it out before you buy!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

Ewwww! That story made me *pucker* up.

[Nobar King]

Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

This is a funny prank like supergluing an emo to a toilet.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.

A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ... Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death.

Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?