[fat old brat]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Ok, I don't normally post on these types of forums, I merely read them for entertainment, lol. But I have to ask, are you all real people? This thread almost reads like a parody on Christians, something one might find on South Park, trying to make Christians look like morons. The grammar on here is all very similarly incorrect with each poster, almost as if some fag-hater has too much time on his hands and developed a website to air his/her multiple personalities. And the double meanings found in phrases throughout this thread are absolutely hilarious. Either the posters are clueless as to modern phraseology and are doing it unintentionally, or it's a very brilliant parody trying to make Christians look foolish.


To clarify my own position, yes, I am gay. I was raised in a very strict Independent Baptist home, homeschooled my entire life, graduated from an unaccredited Baptist college, event taught at a small private Baptist school for a year. So I grew up around very strong anti-gay sentiments. But I have never seen anything like the anti-gay sentiments expressed here. That's why I can't help but wonder if it's all fake, or if there actually is a sect of Christianity even more extremist than the type I grew up with.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

But I have to ask, are you all real people? This thread almost reads like a parody on Christians, something one might find on South Park, trying to make Christians look like mormons

OK. Well, that sounds just a bit crazy

Of course we are real people, and not just your imagination replying back at you.
Why on earth would we be interested in making Christians look like mormons?
We are Christians and we are quite happy to look as Christians.

Now that Jesus has made you come to this Godly forum, you could tell us bit about yourself. How long have you been spitting in the face of baby Jesus, by making the choice of becoming a gaysexual? Why do you hate Him so?

[fat old brat]

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Haha, I'm the crazy one? Why does it have to be the baby Jesus I'm spitting on? Can't it be Christ on the cross, or maybe God the Father Himself? But in answer to your question, I first began to be sexually aroused by men when I was around 10. Hating God really didn't start until I was in my early 20's, when I began to realize that I had absolutely no desire to have a sexual experience with a woman, and I started to blame God for at least allowing me to have homosexual desires and then placing me in a home environment in which I would grow up to believe it was a choice and an abomination.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I first began to be sexually aroused by men when I was around 10. Hating God really didn't start until I was in my early 20's

Yes, this all sound very typical, as we have heard this so many times before. First people make the conscious choice of becoming gaysexuals and slowly but surely this deathstyle choice turns them bitter and hateful.

God hating is the main goal of the gasexual agenda.

Fear not, Jesus send you here for a reason. You are still not beyond help. We have an ex-gay program that has cured many suffering young men like you from gaysexuality.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Haha, I'm the crazy one? Why does it have to be the baby Jesus I'm spitting on? Can't it be Christ on the cross, or maybe God the Father Himself? But in answer to your question, I first began to be sexually aroused by men when I was around 10. Hating God really didn't start until I was in my early 20's, when I began to realize that I had absolutely no desire to have a sexual experience with a woman, and I started to blame God for at least allowing me to have homosexual desires and then placing me in a home environment in which I would grow up to believe it was a choice and an abomination.

Young man it seems that the up bringing that you had erred on the side of liberalism in no small way.

The decision to be gay may seem like a matter of personal choice but do you know how much it hurts Jesus to have you watch you fall prey to the gaywise agenda of Big Sodomy?

He temporarily died so that you could have eternal life in Him: when He was dying on the cross because of those no good joos do you think He was thinking about the old anal sexualism with adolescent boys like my clean limbed young nephew?

No way, Jose!

If you want to know just why being a queer is so against Jesus just read Leviticus 20:13.

God is very clear on His wishes in the Good book. Would it be such a big thing to decide to start liking the ladies like the Big Man Himself intended?

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

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To clarify my own position, yes, I am gay.

Being gay is not a "position". Being gay is a sin! (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27)

[fat old brat]

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Lol, I've tried many times to "start liking the ladies." Nothing happens down there.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Lol, I've tried many times to "start liking the ladies." Nothing happens down there.

Get on your knees and pray to Jesus to enter you. Once that happens, the ladies will start looking a lot better.

As for grammar, I think you will find that the True Christians are always Biblically accurate and correct and our grammar usually is, too. Occasionally there is a slip up. Exodus 4:10 "And Moses said unto the Lord, O my Lord, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue." That describes me sometimes.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Lol, I've tried many times to "start liking the ladies." Nothing happens down there.

Son when I was a boy I used to drink tea with sugar in it. My mum did, my sister did and so did my nan. But my dad had his tea without.

When I first noticed this it struck me that I wanted to be a man like my dad. So I Made the decision to stop taking sugar in my tea.

I remember thinking it did not taste very nice but I soon got used to and in no time at all I was drinking tea like my dad.

Nearly 40 years on and I've never thought about having sugar in my tea: the very taste of it now disgusts me.

If it can work we me and tea, I see no reason why it cannot work with you and the homersexualism.

God bless.

[fat old brat]

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Well I accepted Christ into my heart as my savior when I was five and then again when I was 19. That didn't work. And yes, I know everyone makes grammar mistakes. But it's almost as if everyone on here is making the same mistakes, i.e., that one person is posting as different people.

[fat old brat]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Lol, withholding sugar from tea is quite different from willing one's penis to harden for vaginal penetration when there is nothing present arousing it. I would challenge you to, just once, look at a man and will yourself to harden. (You needn't sin by actually having sex, just make yourself hard.) I can pretty much guarantee you wouldn't be able to make it happen.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Well I accepted Christ into my heart as my savior when I was five and then again when I was 19. That didn't work.

It is clear that you weren't sincere. You must have kept some gaysexuality inside you, so your heart was still too blackened to receive the love of Jesus!

i.e., that one person is posting as different people.

Again with the crazy
We've had over 50 000 members on this forum with about million posts. So, you do the math if that is done by one person.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Lol, withholding sugar from tea is quite different from willing one's penis to harden for vaginal penetration when there is nothing present arousing it. I would challenge you to, just once, look at a man and will yourself to harden. (You needn't sin by actually having sex, just make yourself hard.) I can pretty much guarantee you wouldn't be able to make it happen.

Of course it would not happen. It is against my religion.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ,
1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind , for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

YIC

[fat old brat]

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Wow, 50,000 people who think this way, that is really scary. I'm just thankful you're spread out across the country so you can't have any real political power. I really feel sorry for your children though.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Wow, 50,000 people who think this way, that is really scary. I'm just thankful you're spread out across the country so you can't have any real political power. I really feel sorry for your children though.

That is what you make think but with the ground swell of decent Christian voters the next POTUS will be a Christian with the love of Jesus in his heart.

There WILL be an American Spring...

Glory!