Cusp of Victory Against the Drag Religions, Yes Catholics

[Johny Joe Hold]

The legislature in Iowa is ready to stop men from parading in front of children in drag. It cannot be soon enough. We at Landover Baptist have been waiting for an opening to cancel several fake religious groups. This is our moment.

Let's start with the hippies from India, Hary Kristna. They have been parading around like peacocks in dresses for centuries. It's time to throw them in jail.

Iowa bill making it a felony to take minors to drag shows advances

Bigger than any other fake group are Popes and Cardinals. When they are going to be on TV they put on plenty of makeup. And dresses, how cute.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Revolting. Men wear man clothes, women wear dresses. This is the way it's been since the day Eve got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden and I don't see any reason to change now, or ever.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you, Dr. Toole, for your frank assessment. I'm compelled to repeat we cannot have laws against drag and give a pass to clergy who dress in drag. It's not Christian.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Thank you, Dr. Toole, for your frank assessment. I'm compelled to repeat we cannot have laws against drag and give a pass to clergy who dress in drag. It's not Christian.

Appreciate that, Sir. I'd also like to warn against "flare" trousers that mimic women's clothing. There's ABSOLUTELY nothing in the Bible about wearing flares, skinny jeans or knit beanies. Of particular note to clergy:

Leviticus 15-17
And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.