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Charlene Cothran, publisher of the lezzie-faire lezbertarian magazine Venus, has recently made a big stink about her supposedly leaving homerism. She has discussed it in an interview with a homer who uses the salacious pen name of Clay Cane:
Warning: Link to depraved lezbean content — Do not access unless you are a True Christian™ male head of household or have his permission.
She appears to have made a few baby steps out of the homer closet and into the prayer closet:
Nonetheless, I think that she has a long way to go before she is truly saved. In particular, if she wants to be a Biblically correct, True Christian™ woman, she should do the following:
1. Get more gender-appropriate clothing:
Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.
2. Grow her hair long:
I Corinthians 11:15: But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.
3. Find a Godly Christian man and submit to him as though he were God:
Ephesians 5:22: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
4. Have his babies:
I Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
5. And then shut up:
I Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
I Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
What's stopping her?
Warning: Link to depraved lezbean content — Do not access unless you are a True Christian™ male head of household or have his permission.
She appears to have made a few baby steps out of the homer closet and into the prayer closet:
Originally posted by the above-linked interview
1. Get more gender-appropriate clothing:
Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.
2. Grow her hair long:
I Corinthians 11:15: But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.
3. Find a Godly Christian man and submit to him as though he were God:
Ephesians 5:22: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
4. Have his babies:
I Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
5. And then shut up:
I Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
I Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
What's stopping her?
Mr.Mo, i rebukes you for corruptin them innoscent smilies like that, it plain disgustin an i never ever gonna be able to use that cute liddle fishy 
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