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  • #31
    Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    That has to be the worst advice I've ever read on this Godly forum. Where does it say any of that in the Bible? And who are you to be giving out advice? A Godmocking unsaved teenage pervert!? This is a Christian form, miss lezbean, not a smutty dating site. You are not welcome here.
    I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else. I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
    Im not looking to date anyone on this site. Actually the thought kinda repulses me. As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away. Im sure some pastor could though come to think of it.
    Love KristySD
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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    • #32
      Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

      Originally posted by KristySD View Post
      I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else.
      No you don't. If you feel any of your rights have been violated, notify a Senior Pastor immediately.

      Originally posted by KristySD View Post
      I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
      Im not looking to date anyone on this site. Actually the thought kinda repulses me. As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away.
      Love KristySD
      So true, Kristy, if that is your real name. I'm thinking it's Chris.

      A picture of you holding an LBC sign would go a long way toward establishing trust.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #33
        Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        No you don't. If you feel any of your rights have been violated, notify a Senior Pastor immediately.
        Yes I do have the right to say what I want, it is called freedom of speech. That applies everywhere including the internet.


        So true, Kristy, if that is your real name. I'm thinking it's Chris.

        A picture of you holding an LBC sign would go a long way toward establishing trust.
        No my name really isnt Kristy. Im not going to tell you what my real name is cause well... that would just be stupid. Guess what the name Chris means.

        bearing Christ inside". From Khristophoros. Popular among early Christians. The legend of Saint Christopher as the patron saint of travelers grew from the story of a giant who made his living carrying people across a river. According to the legend, one day he carried across a child whom he discovered was actually Christ.
        Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
        1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
        1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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        • #34
          Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

          Originally posted by KristySD View Post
          No my name really isnt Kristy. Im not going to tell you what my real name is cause well... that would just be stupid. Guess what the name Chris means.

          bearing Christ inside". From Khristophoros. Popular among early Christians. The legend of Saint Christopher as the patron saint of travelers grew from the story of a giant who made his living carrying people across a river. According to the legend, one day he carried across a child whom he discovered was actually Christ.

          Okay, Mr. Chris. Whatever you say.

          I'm not sure why you care so much about baby names.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #35
            Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

            Originally posted by KristySD View Post
            I have about as much as a right to say whatever i want as anyone else. I can give advice, he asked for some, I spoke my mind.
            We don't care what you think, and neither does Jesus. God condemns feminazi scum like you to an eternity in hellfire for disobeying Him. The only thing that you should be deciding is what pie to bake for your husband tonight.

            1 Corinthians 14:34-36
            Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

            Ephesians 5:22-24
            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

            Colossians 3:18
            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.



            Originally posted by KristySD View Post
            As for me not being welcome, sucks to be you dont it, cause you cant make me go away. Im sure some pastor could though come to think of it.
            Love KristySD
            This particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

            One more outburst like that and you'll be tossed out like yesterday's garbage, taking one step closer to an eternity in the lake of fire. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #36
              Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Okay, Mr. Chris. Whatever you say.

              I'm not sure why you care so much about baby names.

              You tried to insult her by calling her Chris. She was pointing out that Chris is a Christian name.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #37
                Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

                Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                You tried to insult me by calling me Chris. I was pointing out that Chris is a Christian name.
                Typos corrected.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

                  Originally posted by Repentant Catholic View Post
                  I may need to call Betty Bowers and the BASH program.
                  Dear Repentant:

                  I am sorry I am late to this thread, but I would urge you to restrict yourself to seeking advice from our Male Church Elders, over the advice of a sister, even one as respected as Betty Bowers.

                  The reason is, the true nature of the homosexual and his vices is often shielded from we womenfolk, as our men know we are best spared all the details. So we have only our suspicions to go on, as to what "that scene" (as "the kids" say today) is really about.

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                  • #39
                    Re: How do I deal with a homer-sexural in my own house!

                    Originally posted by KristySmith View Post
                    Greetings from the planet lesbo.
                    So you won't be reproducing then?

                    Shame.

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