[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

"Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." Matthew 7:16-20

We don't need pictures of Steve Jobs engaging in disgusting acts to prove he's a flaming homer. We know him by his fruits, and those fruits are the fruity Macs.

But that's the thing isn't it? You DON'T know that he's "a flaming homer" now do you? You just THINK he is because you're oh so hurt that there are color options for a computer, like it really matters that much

[loveforchrist]

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But that's the thing isn't it? You DON'T know that he's "a flaming homer" now do you? You just THINK he is because you're oh so hurt that there are color options for a computer, like it really matters that much

No, we know he is a flaming homer because he is a godless liberal atheist who builds technology for a living. God curses those who are not in his light with the disease of homosexuality, and therefore Steve Jobs MUST be afflicted with this cancer of the soul. And I know the "pics or it didn't happen" was directed at me, so I'll respond. No, I do not have pictures. Wanna know why? Because I am a straight man who only has sex with his wife so that she may bear me children. I am NOT A FLAMING HOMER WHO KEEPS GAY PORN AROUND... And you can say pics or it didn't happen all you want, but I'll stick to SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! You can photoshop pictures. You can not edit scripture. If you misquoted scripture, I would correct you with the actual verse from my pocket KJV Bible.

[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

No, we know he is a flaming homer because he is a godless liberal atheist who builds technology for a living. God curses those who are not in his light with the disease of homosexuality, and therefore Steve Jobs MUST be afflicted with this cancer of the soul. And I know the "pics or it didn't happen" was directed at me, so I'll respond. No, I do not have pictures. Wanna know why? Because I am a straight man who only has sex with his wife so that she may bear me children. I am NOT A FLAMING HOMER WHO KEEPS GAY PORN AROUND... And you can say pics or it didn't happen all you want, but I'll stick to SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! You can photoshop pictures. You can not edit scripture. If you misquoted scripture, I would correct you with the actual verse from my pocket KJV Bible.

So apparently building technology for a living, when it meets some people's needs, gives him good money, and people's respect... Is a sin? So that would also mean that Bill Gates is a "homosexual" as well. You know... The guy who created Microsoft... The very program I bet you're running on your computer right now? I also really don't care about your love life, what you do in the bedroom and with who isn't my business, nor do I care to make it my business. And yeah, you can edit scripture. Ever hear of "the lolcat bible?" It's the bible translated into lolcat speak. :3

[Mastur Ch!3f]

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"Flaming Homer" eh? So Steve Jobs is a greek novel that's on fire? Oh wait you people might actually enjoy that a little too much. Mac's aren't gay, Find me an actual study that proves it, rather than your "evidence" of a poorly drawn "homosexual" sitting infront of a computer and an out of date logo."

[loveforchrist]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

So apparently building technology for a living, when it meets some people's needs, gives him good money, and people's respect... Is a sin? So that would also mean that Bill Gates is a "homosexual" as well. You know... The guy who created Microsoft... The very program I bet you're running on your computer right now? I also really don't care about your love life, what you do in the bedroom and with who isn't my business, nor do I care to make it my business. And yeah, you can edit scripture. Ever hear of "the lolcat bible?" It's the bible translated into lolcat speak. :3

We are not talking about other technology producers. We are talking about STEVE JOBS! Stop trying to get off topic. Cowardice is not appreciated.

Fact: Steve Jobs is gay
Myth: Being gay is okay

Fact: Wiccans use Mac, just before they drink the blood of Christian children
Myth: Christians use Mac too

Fact: All terrorist plans are made on Mac
Myth: Mac is used by Good Americans

Enough?

Also, you cannot edit scripture, because then it is no longer scripture. Only the KJV Bible is REAL scripture... You may have heard of the new international version, which was created by evil progressive gays. This is not the Bible. It is a lie. This, cat bible, or whatever, is not edited scripture, it's just disgusting, god-mocking, filth.

Fact: Cats are agents of Satan.

[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

We are not talking about other technology producers. We are talking about STEVE JOBS! Stop trying to get off topic. Cowardice is not appreciated.

Fact: Steve Jobs is gay
Myth: Being gay is okay

Fact: Wiccans use Mac, just before they drink the blood of Christian children
Myth: Christians use Mac too

Fact: All terrorist plans are made on Mac
Myth: Mac is used by Good Americans

Enough?

Also, you cannot edit scripture, because then it is no longer scripture. Only the KJV Bible is REAL scripture... You may have heard of the new international version, which was created by evil progressive gays. This is not the Bible. It is a lie. This, cat bible, or whatever, is not edited scripture, it's just disgusting, god-mocking, filth.

Fact: Cat's are agents of Satan.

Show me where you get your "facts" from, please, and I might believe you, cause I'm pretty sure it doesn't say in the bible "Steve Jobs is gay! Only homo's use Mac!" Hehe, this reply actually made me giggle just because you seem to work so hard at proving a non-existent point :3 <-- Cat face (oh no! run!)

[Mastur Ch!3f]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

So where exactly does it say in the bible word for word that "steve jobs is gay"
And besides, you are leaving out many many facts
Such as:
Fact: If you are male and Christian, you are automaticly Gay.

Not saying that there is anything wrong with that, I'm just saying you should embrace yourself for who you are

[loveforchrist]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Show me where you get your "facts" from, please, and I might believe you, cause I'm pretty sure it doesn't say in the bible "Steve Jobs is gay! Only homo's use Mac!" Hehe, this reply actually made me giggle just because you seem to work so hard at proving a non-existent point :3 <-- Cat face (oh no! run!)

Steve Jobs was not alive in the time of Scripture, but I assure you that had he been alive, he would have been stoned for heresy.

I DO have a point, that Mac is for homos. What do you know understand about this!

Listen. You are not the first person to mock God. He does not appreciate it. THAT IS in the Bible. So either repent and begin a new Christian lifestyle, or burn in hell forever. I will pray for you.

[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Steve Jobs was not alive in the time of Scripture, but I assure you that had he been alive, he would have been stoned for heresy.

I DO have a point, that Mac is for homos. What do you know understand about this!

Listen. You are not the first person to mock God. He does not appreciate it. THAT IS in the Bible. So either repent and begin a new Christian lifestyle, or burn in hell forever. I will pray for you.

Awww! Well thank you kind sir for praying for me! And no, sorry hon. But you haven't proven anything. You keep making these silly claims about how Steve Jobs is gay and how only gays use Mac, but you haven't given me ANY evidence to support your theory. :3

[loveforchrist]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

So where exactly does it say in the bible word for word that "steve jobs is gay"
And besides, you are leaving out many many facts
Such as:
Fact: If you are male and Christian, you are automaticly Gay.

Not saying that there is anything wrong with that, I'm just saying you should embrace yourself for who you are

First of all HOW DARE YOU CALL CHRISTIANS GAY? Being Gay and Christian at the same time is IMPOSSIBLE. And there is something wrong with being gay, it says so right there in the Bible

Romans 1:24-27

Corinthians 6:9-10

Leviticus 18:22

Leviticus 20:13

Right, also, I am being persecuted for my beliefs by two different sinners (who are probably gay buddies)... And I am the intolerant one?

Matthew 5:10-12 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[Mastur Ch!3f]

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Oh no I'm not mocking God, I'm actually a very big fan of his work. The Fires,Tornadoes, Floods, and Earthquakes are pure brilliance. Its his fan club I can't stand.

And besides there are some very obvious homosexual undertones in christianity. Such as The fact you must accept the "love" of another man (Jesus) And "Repent" down on your knees infront of....another man. i'm sorry but the whole act seems ...a little gay to me. And I'm just speaking my opinion, one that was given by god.

[loveforchrist]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Oh no I'm not mocking God, I'm actually a very big fan of his work. The Fires,Tornadoes, Floods, and Earthquakes are pure brilliance. Its his fan club I can't stand.

And besides there are some very obvious homosexual undertones in christianity. Such as The fact you must accept the "love" of another man (Jesus) And "Repent" down on your knees infront of....another man. i'm sorry but the whole act seems ...a little gay to me. And I'm just speaking my opinion, one that was given by god.

It just makes me sad that you are so determined to burn in Hell. One question... Why do you hate Jesus?

[Quasar]

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Aww, well shoot. I guess I get no reply :/

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Aww, well shoot. I guess I get no reply :/

If you can't be bothered to read the thread, or click the links, why should we bother answering your questions?

[Quasar]

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If you can't be bothered to read the thread, or click the links, why should we bother answering your questions?

Because I wasn't talking to you, nor was I provided with any REAL proof