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  • The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

    A new ALL TIME LOW!

    A young homosexual was arrested for throwing vomit-filled condoms at a security officer on his college campus.

    It used to be that the homogay would try to drug and seduce our men to infect them with the aids lifestyle....but now, as their tireless campaig escalates, they've just taken to hurling bodily fluids around??????

    I really must say, this story makes me ill.

    I am staying indoors today.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/tyler-j-wilfley-charged-a_n_603151.html

    The officer said he went to the area after receiving a phone call from a woman who identified herself as a student, [Naperville Police Sgt. Gregg] Bell said. The woman asked the security officer for an escort to another part of campus.
    Bell said the officer arrived in his vehicle, which was then struck by at least one condom filled with an unidentified liquid, Bell said. The liquid had a "foul odor" about it and might have been vomit, he said.

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    Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    A new ALL TIME LOW!

    A young homosexual was arrested for throwing vomit-filled condoms at a security officer on his college campus.

    It used to be that the homogay would try to drug and seduce our men to infect them with the aids lifestyle....but now, as their tireless campaig escalates, they've just taken to hurling bodily fluids around??????

    I really must say, this story makes me ill.

    I am staying indoors today.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/tyler-j-wilfley-charged-a_n_603151.html
    The AIDS rots the brains of these unrepentant queers, causing them to behave like the apes and monkeys where God originally created the AIDS before He unleashed His plague on the homos.

    Monkeys are known for throwing their excrement. Perhaps this particular gay was unable to produce feces because his colon no longer functioned. The violent pounding that the anus of your average fag receives often leads to fecal incontinence. To his decaying brain, throwing a vomit filled condom was next most logical way for him to express his innate homo rage.
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    • #3
      Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

      Now this is an incredible coincidence.... I had heard about this last night, and it sparked me to take action. I was out in the city park collecting condoms full of fluid until about 3:00 a.m. in an effort to protect our first responders from this new homersexural threat.

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      • #4
        Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

        How did they get the vomit in the condoms in the first place?!

        The radical queer agenda will stop at nothing.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

          Barfing in condoms and winging them at cops? That's gross, even for a sodomite, and their whole existence is one continuous gross-a-thon!
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          • #6
            Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
            The AIDS rots the brains of these unrepentant queers, causing them to behave like the apes and monkeys where God originally created the AIDS before He unleashed His plague on the homos.

            Monkeys are known for throwing their excrement. Perhaps this particular gay was unable to produce feces because his colon no longer functioned. The violent pounding that the anus of your average fag receives often leads to fecal incontinence. To his decaying brain, throwing a vomit filled condom was next most logical way for him to express his innate homo rage.
            Firstly, I'd like to say I'm embarrassed to even call myself a Christian after reading this forum. I know Tyler personally and I can tell you he is not the least bit gay, in fact I guarantee he has banged more women his freshman year in college than any of you have in your lifetime. Secondly, it was ketchup and water in the condom, not puke which brings me to my next point; take everything you read with a grain of salt and maybe you'll be able to get your heads out of your butts and join the 21st century. I will not look at this forum ever again so don't bother responding to me I just figured I'd try to educate you hillbilly redneck cousin bangers.

            Oh and btw evolution is a fact and the bible is an allegory

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            • #7
              Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

              Who do you think you are? You have been allowed into the one true Christian forum and you insult our Love of all people (except homo's, and the unsaved filthy trash). I am only new to this forum but I am happy you are not coming back you Godless homo loving psycho. These are my new found friends you are talking to.
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              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
              so a fool returneth to his folly

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              • #8
                Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                Originally posted by TJWilf fan View Post
                BLAH BLAH BLAH A bunch of stuff that makes no sense BLAH BLAH BLAH

                I will not look at this forum ever again . . .


                Good.


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                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                  Originally posted by TJWilf fan View Post
                  Firstly, I'd like to say I'm embarrassed to even call myself a Christian after reading this forum. I know Tyler personally and I can tell you he is not the least bit gay, in fact I guarantee he has banged more women his freshman year in college than any of you have in your lifetime. Secondly, it was ketchup and water in the condom, not puke which brings me to my next point; take everything you read with a grain of salt and maybe you'll be able to get your heads out of your butts and join the 21st century. I will not look at this forum ever again so don't bother responding to me I just figured I'd try to educate you hillbilly redneck cousin bangers.

                  Oh and btw evolution is a fact and the bible is an allegory
                  Excuse me but I for one have never had "relations" with a woman, so that being the case, what you tell me means nothing.

                  Another point Mr, you claim we take everything with a grain of salt, but then assume we are too to believe your petty rant on here?

                  We have a mustard seed and with that all, and everything is possible:

                  Matthew 17:20

                  And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

                  Even you must realize a mustard seed is bigger and more believable than your salted excuses! If anything, I think you are defending your Homer friends' honour because you are one too.



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                  • #10
                    Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                    Barfing in condoms and winging them at cops? That's gross, even for a sodomite, and their whole existence is one continuous gross-a-thon!

                    Would Satan have enabled this pervert to ejaculate vomit?? The abominable homos might have all manner of Satanic enhanced depravity capabilities.


                    Disturbing, I shall ponder this in my prayer closet this afternoon.
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      A new ALL TIME LOW!

                      A young homosexual was arrested for throwing vomit-filled condoms at a security officer on his college campus.

                      It used to be that the homogay would try to drug and seduce our men to infect them with the aids lifestyle....but now, as their tireless campaig escalates, they've just taken to hurling bodily fluids around??????

                      I really must say, this story makes me ill.

                      I am staying indoors today.

                      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/tyler-j-wilfley-charged-a_n_603151.html

                      That is vile.He should be ashamed of himself
                      The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                      • #12
                        Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                        How can any of you call yourself Christians? Jesus Christ wanted to instill the love for one another and forgiveness of one another in our hearts. I am sickened by the hate speech this forum preaches. I personally know Tyler and he is a kind person who pulled a simple prank. The media blew this incident out of proportion in claiming that the condoms were filled with vomit. The condom balloons were filled with ketchup and water, a simple college prank. Does the Lord tell us to get group together and accuse him of homosexuality and hate him? No, he does not. Forgiveness and love is something that clearly all of you need to learn. Unfortunately, I feel as though you will discredit what I have said here and become defensive when really you need to take a good look at yourself and what you stand for. Do not claim to be a Christian and then act this way, it is completely contradictory. For the record, Tyler is a straight male and I know this from experience. Hate speech against homosexuals is not an act that a Christian should be participating in. I feel sorry all of you that you have so much hate in your hearts.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                          Originally posted by TJWILFAN2 View Post
                          How can any of you call yourself Christians? Jesus Christ wanted to instill the love for one another and forgiveness of one another in our hearts. I am sickened by the hate speech this forum preaches. I personally know Tyler and he is a kind person who pulled a simple prank. The media blew this incident out of proportion in claiming that the condoms were filled with vomit. The condom balloons were filled with ketchup and water, a simple college prank. Does the Lord tell us to get group together and accuse him of homosexuality and hate him? No, he does not. Forgiveness and love is something that clearly all of you need to learn. Unfortunately, I feel as though you will discredit what I have said here and become defensive when really you need to take a good look at yourself and what you stand for. Do not claim to be a Christian and then act this way, it is completely contradictory. For the record, Tyler is a straight male and I know this from experience. Hate speech against homosexuals is not an act that a Christian should be participating in. I feel sorry all of you that you have so much hate in your hearts.
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                            Originally posted by vomcon View Post
                            How can any of you call yourself Christians? Jesus Christ wanted to instill the love for one another and forgiveness of one another in our hearts. I am sickened by the hate speech this forum preaches. I personally know Tyler and he is a kind person who pulled a simple prank. The media blew this incident out of proportion in claiming that the condoms were filled with vomit. The condom balloons were filled with ketchup and water, a simple college prank.
                            I wonder if Tyler will enjoy his prison sentence for that simple college prank. Doesn't he know that assaulting a police officer is a felony?

                            Sounds like Tyler is a retard. What is he doing in college? And why would "ketchup and water" have "a foul odor"?

                            Do not claim to be a Christian and then act this way, it is completely contradictory.
                            What, precisely, has been said here that is contradictory to God's commandments in the Bible? Like the commandment to respect those in authority, or the commandment to execute sodomites?

                            For the record, Tyler is a straight male and I know this from experience.
                            So, either you're a fornicating slut who slept with him, or you're a sodomite who he turned down. Which is it?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                              The homer mind is a perverted mind indeed. You don't see a white heterosexual man do such an evil act.

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