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  • #16
    Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    How did they get the vomit in the condoms in the first place?!

    The radical queer agenda will stop at nothing.
    We have to stop these queers from doing this inexcusable, dirty, filthy and naughty - in the eyes of The Lord, and mine - behaviour! Any ideas?

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    • #17
      Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

      It's also disturbing that the desperate homogay lured a security officer (employed to escort female students home after nightfall) to outside his lair, where he lay in wait and then tried to demobalize him with his poisoned vomit....like an exotic spitting insect or lizard.

      Tyler Wilfley was hoping the unescorted females would come to harm...leaving more of the male student population for HIMSELF.

      Just how low can you go??

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      • #18
        Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

        Typical homer, that Tyler Wilfley. I bet the vomit was merely masking the AIDs juices too.

        Then they have the nerve to get all squealy when I acidently step on one of them. We need a real republican in the White House to make it a federal law that a person cannot be a homer. How I miss the 1950's!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Typical homer, that Tyler Wilfley. I bet the vomit was merely masking the AIDs juices too.

          Then they have the nerve to get all squealy when I acidently step on one of them. We need a real republican in the White House to make it a federal law that a person cannot be a homer. How I miss the 1950's!

          James I agree with you 100%. For many years we(the Police) had ways of dealing with minor problems like this. Give me 30 minutes in the interrogation room with a rubber hose and I will give you back a model citizen.

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          • #20
            Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

            MORE EVIDENCE OF THE HOMOSEXUALITY!

            Landover's security team has found this document, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the lifestyle of the vomit-thrower:

            Note the cleverly-coded caption, which uses homospeak:

            "LeRoy's Tyler Wilfley, top, grabs onto Byron's Andy Smith, bottom, during the 130 weight Class A state wrestling in Champaign, Illinois"
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            • #21
              Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

              It seem like the homers must all be Catholics. They have the same obsession with bodily fluids. Here is the similarity:

              Catholics: Eating Jesus' flesh and Jesus' blood.

              Homers: Throwing condoms filled with barf.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #22
                Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                MORE EVIDENCE OF THE HOMOSEXUALITY!

                Landover's security team has found this document, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the lifestyle of the vomit-thrower:

                Note the cleverly-coded caption, which uses homospeak:

                "LeRoy's Tyler Wilfley, top, grabs onto Byron's Andy Smith, bottom, during the 130 weight Class A state wrestling in Champaign, Illinois"
                Sister Cookie,

                Despite their cleverly-coded captions, a picture speaks a thousand words and it is more than obvious that that Tyler homer is reaching for...no grabbing, with zest no less, for Andy's nether-regions.



                When will this debauchery end?

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • #23
                  Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  It seem like the homers must all be Catholics. They have the same obsession with bodily fluids. Here is the similarity:

                  Catholics: Eating Jesus' flesh and Jesus' blood.

                  Homers: Throwing condoms filled with barf.
                  So these homer boys are setting their lives up to eventually become priests?

                  I wonder if this Tyler was an Alter-boy so KNOWS nothing else?

                  Oh dear, it is much worse than I first realized! At least if they are contained early enough, the gay can be beaten out of them, no doubt with the help of the Ex-Gay program here and I am quite sure that many here would enjoy being hands on in such a quest: Professor Bessemer for one would probably be first in line to assist. I have no doubt he would love nothing more than to pound the love of Jesus into him.

                  Perhaps a mens only weekend hunting bash could be scheduled so all the men can get together in private and discuss this.

                  Oh goodness me, I have to pray and then bake a apple rhubarb lattice topped hi-pie.

                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: The New Gay Threat: Hurling Vomit-Filled Condoms

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    MORE EVIDENCE OF THE HOMOSEXUALITY!

                    Landover's security team has found this document, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the lifestyle of the vomit-thrower:

                    Note the cleverly-coded caption, which uses homospeak:

                    "LeRoy's Tyler Wilfley, top, grabs onto Byron's Andy Smith, bottom, during the 130 weight Class A state wrestling in Champaign, Illinois"
                    please sister! pictures like that set up alarms all over sharpnet. the manager had to come to my computer and scorn me for watching pornographics. i do not think it is appropriate distribute the filth and luckily we have laws against it here but now i am strike 2. i know this forum is entirely the property of landover baptist church but i beg of you to respect the international outreach your teachings have!

                    also i feel blessed that we only have very low levels of gayism here. we have never heard of such behaviour in our universities although they do spawn silly riots once in while. please make all efforts possible to contain this behaviour in us where you might be able to handle it. luckily we are fast running out of satanic condoms. i can only pray it happens before our local gaylovers start vomiting in them.
                    The power of the LORD came upon Elijah and, tucking his cloak into his belt, he ran ahead of Ahab all the way to Jezreel.

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