This Just In: There is a Gay Gene!

[Johny Joe Hold]

A letter to the editor up in Fargo, ND, revealed something that has not been know before. It is that the gene which causes homerism was discovered a long time ago. The letter writer explained it this way:

"...that so called gay gene has been identified thousands of years ago. It's the same gene that appears in lying, cheating, stealing, murder, lust, convenanting, adultery to name a few, and it has been given the name sin."

He had a lot of interesting things to say:

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/304263/group/Opinion/

Just to let you in on a little inside talk, I know the Mayor up there. I called him. I said I might sneak up and bring this guy down to Freehold, he is such an insightful Christian. The Mayor laughed and said the guy really did not fit in all that well in secular Fargo, but he wanted to keep him anyway.

[Nobar King]

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I could have told you THAT! However, the homosexual agenda and the ultra-liberal atheist scientists are going to be working on a way to splice the gay into YOUR genes, instead of trying to find a way to get them out of there. It will be the downfall of the human race as the gene goes out of control and eventually infects everyone with the gay and the AID's syndrome.

[James Hutchins]

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I have known this for years. From your desciption of Gay Gene, it seems you have met him too. I also know a Gay Lance (well, knew him, he fell down one day, very hard).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The man is a damnable idiot. But what do you expect from someone whose best friend is called Wishnatsky, a Pole and a catholic, and someone who quotes from NIV! He seems to think that being a homer is the same as being a murderer.

Nu:35:30: Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death by the mouth of witnesses: but one witness shall not testify against any person to cause him to die.
Nu:35:31: Moreover ye shall take no satisfaction for the life of a murderer, which is guilty of death: but he shall be surely put to death.
[…]
Nu:35:33: So ye shall not pollute the land wherein ye are: for blood it defileth the land: and the land cannot be cleansed of the blood that is shed therein, but by the blood of him that shed it.

God says nothing about homers defiling the land. (Which is just as well for a certain tobacco plantation owner I’ve heard of! We know who you are "AR of Virginia"!) God does not say that murderers are an abomination!

If it were the same ‘gene’, prisons would be full of criminals who engaged in the homer lifestyle! Obviously they are not – I cite the film “White Heat” and “Angels with Dirty Faces” with James Cagney, in which there is no hint of homerism.

And what’s this about “genes”? A convenient term used by secular scientists deriving from the Arabic, “Geni” and just as authentic. Has anyone ever seen one? No!

The problem, as far as homers go, is the “reprobate mind” which is extremely inconvenient!

Ro:1:27: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Ro:1:28: And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

I see nothing about genes!

[Titus Templeton]

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The only gene i know is Gene Hackman. He's a Jew.

[James Dewitt]

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Who the hell is Gene, and why is he a Homer? I blame his father for not beating the gay out of him.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Who the hell is Gene, and why is he a Homer? I blame his father for not beating the gay out of him.

Given what passes for civilized behavior among sodomites, I'm quite sure that the Gay Gene and the Selfish Gene are one and the same.

As for the theory of genetics — and it is just a theory — Holy Scripture says this:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

Therefore, for there to be a "gay gene," the parents of sodomites would have had to be watching old Liberace specials while performing the baby-making act. Yeah, that sounds likely .

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I don't want to put words in your mouth, Brother, but even though there might be a genetic predisposition to being a filthy homer, it does not necessarily mean that one MUST engage in homer activity!!! With God, prayer, discipline, thought control, self-denial, constant training, a system of rewards and punishments, aversion therapy, Bible study, avoidance of large urban areas, and blocking out Bravo! from your cable system, the scourge of homersexural inclinations CAN be overcome!!!

In Him,

Monty

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Would this be it?

The bit in the middle? It seems to be the right colour anyway.

[peaceandlies]

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Everyone knows about the gay gene