[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- Refers to a cellular phone as a "handset"
- Refers to a laptop computer as a "notebook"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.

The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.

Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?

I think the point here is that you should have done what John Wayne would have one, looked at the body and then reached out for his gun to exact vengeance.

Lu:9:60: Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- Thinks a Navy Seal is a dark blue aquatic animal
- Gets upset over Americans celebrating a victory

[Born Again Bob]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- tapes over hours and hours of carefully TiVo'd programs on historic royal wedding

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Remembers his own wedding anniversary (gay but hasn't come out yet)
Has an opinion on soft furnishings.
Doesn't live with a woman but has a tidy house anyway.
Knows who designed his clothes.
Has more than two pairs of jeans.
Watches X factor all the way to the final (first freak show episodes aren't too gay)

[Serpent]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- looks for ways to recognize homosexuals
- constantly talks about homosexuals on a forum.
- Posts in a thread on "how to recognize a homosexual."(except for me of course)

[SammyA]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Usually:
- A profoundly more intelligent member of society
- A much more popular, well-liked member of said society
- More successful than people that worship at extreme right-wing baptist churches
- Oh, and a MUCH better fashion sense. I mean, What was Jesus thinking with those plain white robes?!?
He looks like some kind of tanned ghost. Even though, similar to ghost's, he doesn't exist :\

[wait_what]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Plays "football" with a round ball instead of Football with a football.

Wants everybody to get along.

Wants to undermine everything good and wholesome about our country.

Knows when to wear what colors and how to coordinate them.

Has never shot a gun.

Has never owned a gun.

Hates hunting.

Lives in France.

Is a Catalik

Watches television other than religious programming.

Hates muscle cars.

Loves electric vehicles.

Buys "free trade."

Lives in Portland, OR

[Yolanda]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Lives in Iowa
Overdoes things to try seem manly (muscle cars, hunting, sports)
Overly religious to try seem unsuspicious

And last but not least
Sexually and or mentally attracted to the same gender of it's species.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Cannot tell the difference between Godly True Christian™ heterosexual men and a bunch of pansies.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

-Stops at traffic light when it go ambar or fresh red.

-Respect the new 110 espeed limit on freeways instead of go the usual 140+ like real man.

-Gets upset when they see me and my sister swiming in the beach and complain about how we are wearing white swimsuits what can go see-through when are wet - DON'T LOOK then old pervertido who no know how God maked a pretty girl.

-Likes cats.

[Righteous Rider]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Drives a foriegn convertable.

Wears Spandex.

Watches the TV show " Ellen".

Admires Rosie O'Donnell.

Believes in "global warming".

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Admires Rosie O'Donnell.

Amen to that. Anyone, regardless of their deviant sexual persuasion, that admires that no-talent brainless sow deserves a free ticket on the Hell Express. I've taught my three boys to clean their plates during meal times by using the scare tactic: "Boys, if you don't finish everything on your plate - food that the good Lord has provided for us - a certain fat piggy-wig that God hates will come and clean them for you."

Lets just say we have some proud members of the clean plate club in our family.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I just thought of a few more tell-tale signs that a person is a raging queer!

▼Has a user name that adds only on ONE letter to the word FAGGOT

▼Smokes the marihuana.

▼Is a gay prostitute and claims he isn't one (anymore).

▼Uses words like 'avail'.

▼Whines like a little girl when True Christians™ tell him why God hates him.

▼Asks for awards he doesn't deserve.

▼Has been to jail and been raped by men.

▼Thinks tithing to a false Christian church makes him Saved.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

▼Thinks tithing to a false Christian church makes him Saved.

Glory! How many times as Pastor Zeke told us there is nothing more disgusting than a gay man pretending to be a straight Christian. What's Zeke's quote "Gays are so transparent. Do you seriously think any gay could be as heterosexual at Officer Bobby-Joe here?"