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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #226
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Glory! How many times as Pastor Zeke told us there is nothing more disgusting than a gay man pretending to be a straight Christian. What's Zeke's quote "Gays are so transparent. Do you seriously think any gay could be as heterosexual at Officer Bobby-Joe here?"
    I say that several times a week, if memory serves.

    And it always does, praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • SoccerIsGay
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2011
      • 5

      #227
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Anyone that
      - Plays/watches Soccer
      - Uses a Mac or any other apple products
      - Touches themselves too much
      - Walks strange

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      • napa valley nan
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
        • Dec 2010
        • 439

        #228
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Im glad one of the christians here feels safe enough to come out of the closet as lesbian/gay/bisexual and put the rainbow pride flag in there avatars. Everyone should be commended 4 making this person feel safe and I hope now one will pick on him now, he's still part of your church. Actiully its when IT HITS CLOSE TO HOME like this is when most people open their eye and start taking it all in. You're in for a real ride as you let down the barriers of hate and make the new Christian Gay feel comfortable



        GOOD FOR YOU
        .

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #229
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by SoccerIsGay View Post
          Anyone that
          - Plays/watches Soccer
          - Uses a Mac or any other apple products
          - Touches themselves too much
          - Walks strange
          Glad to see you're actually capable of reading our boards
          Drama queen

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #230
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
            Im glad one of the christians here feels safe enough to come out of the closet as lesbian/gay/bisexual and put the rainbow pride flag in there avatars. Everyone should be commended 4 making this person feel safe and I hope now one will pick on him now, he's still part of your church. Actiully its when IT HITS CLOSE TO HOME like this is when most people open their eye and start taking it all in. You're in for a real ride as you let down the barriers of hate and make the new Christian Gay feel comfortable



            GOOD FOR YOU
            .
            **sigh** Just because you homers decided to steal the rainbow, doesn't mean it isn't still a Christian symbol. I remember as a child being able to wear clothing with pretty rainbows on it. Now I wouldn't dare let my child out of the house wearing a rainbow because your type would rape her as soon as you spotted it.

            Genesis 9:11-16 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

            Revelation 4:3 And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.

            Revelation 10:1 And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:



            Oh, and since you liebral dykelovers have problems with the written word, here is a picture that you may understand.

            Drama queen

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            • Simplistic
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2011
              • 1

              #231
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Question: How many of these are taken to heart? There are to many points for someone not to apply to them.

              This from a personal view, a lot of the things I read seem to relate more closely to the redneck subculture. Though that too, contradicts the views in here.

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              • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                Pastor of Praise and Worship
                A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 3890

                #232
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by Simplistic View Post
                Question: How many of these are taken to heart? There are to many points for someone not to apply to them.
                You're making no sense here. Are you a queer?

                Originally posted by Simplistic View Post
                This from a personal view, a lot of the things I read seem to relate more closely to the redneck subculture. Though that too, contradicts the views in here.
                Give specific examples.
                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                • MisterM
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1480

                  #233
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  If someone drive car with manual transmission, he is almost always gay

                  YiC,
                  M
                  Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                  • Lanfeust
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 38

                    #234
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    You can also recognize a gay person if he's/she's actually holding hands or kissing a person of the same gender.

                    That's maybe the only good reason to believe that person is gay.

                    A feminized person does not mean he's gay.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371

                      #235
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                      A feminized person does not mean he's gay.
                      Of course not. Every man who doesn't behave like a real man is gay.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Lanfeust
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 38

                        #236
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Of course not. Every man who doesn't behave like a real man is gay.
                        'Behaving like a real man'?

                        The image of a 'real man' is very subjective, everyone is his own ideal, you can't expect that everyone behaves like you.

                        And do you actually really know what gay is?

                        It means they are sexually attracted to someone of the same gender, I sob't think that 'listening to a parcticular music' or 'wearing some hat' makes you want to have sex with someone of the same gender.

                        That simply being ridiculous making such claims.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22371

                          #237
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                          The image of a 'real man' is very subjective
                          Not to real men.

                          And do you actually really know what gay is?
                          Yes: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #238
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                            You can also recognize a gay person if he's/she's actually holding hands or kissing a person of the same gender.
                            Hey, wait a minute, sunshine.

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                            Are you implying that the greatest President in America's history is some sort of gayboy?
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                            • Pure_Angel
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 294

                              #239
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Hey, wait a minute, sunshine.
                              Are you implying that the greatest President in America's history is some sort of gayboy?
                              Obviously it's the gay mooslim who is taking advantage of the Presidents kindness!
                              Proverbs 14:1

                              Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                              but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #240
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                                'Behaving like a real man'?

                                The image of a 'real man' is very subjective, everyone is his own ideal, you can't expect that everyone behaves like you.

                                And do you actually really know what gay is?

                                It means they are sexually attracted to someone of the same gender, I sob't think that 'listening to a parcticular music' or 'wearing some hat' makes you want to have sex with someone of the same gender.

                                That simply being ridiculous making such claims.
                                How hard is this to understand?
                                1. I am a man
                                2. I am NOT gay
                                3. Logically any man who doesn't behave like me IS gay.
                                Only someone who IS gay would argue against this.

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