How to Recognize a Homosexual

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Has Red Hair
Goes to a Gym
Get's "mani-cures"
Loves River Dancing videos

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Reads any Bible other than the KJV1611 for reasons other than proving the false Bibles to be contrary to the Word of God
Believes in evolution
Is a liberal arts major in college
Goes to an un-Christian college
Drinks any sort of coffee other than an ordinary cup o' joe
Puts more than two scoops of sugar into their cup o' joe
Is a vegetarian
Considers himself a feminazi
Thinks Hillary Clinton is the bee's knees
Sings in the shower
Has baths instead of showers

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Possibly! But for sure...

Drives a Prius
Drives a "Smart" Car
Drives any hybrid vehicle
Drives any electric vehicle
Drives any Japanese or Korean vehicle

Add

Drives any care made by a union bum.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Don't they drive something called a "Chevrolet" too?

Possibly! But for sure...

Drives a Prius
Drives a "Smart" Car
Drives any hybrid vehicle
Drives any electric vehicle
Drives any Japanese or Korean vehicle

[SUV]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Don't they drive something called a "Chevrolet" too?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Wears a "fanny" pack
Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
Owns a Kindle
Is a member of the Sierra Club
Plays tennis
Vacations at "Sandals"
His favorite actor is "Shrek"
Owns a "personal grooming" kit

[Nobar King]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Boy uses girl's bathroom.
Those pink triangles are located in front of the house:

Oral Herpes.
Smokes the Marijuana.
Mac Users.
Plays Super Mario.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Enjoys professional wrestling
Doesn't care for decent, good old amateur wrestling
Has muscles too big to come from farm work or other honest labor
Puts anything in his hair other than classic Brylcreem and a comb
Plays with children
Eats fruit (especially bananas)
Knows what kind of mushroom that is on his plate
Dances

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Yet More Signs

- owns a MacBook
- has a Twitter account
- does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows
- collects anything (other than firearms)
- has had more than one prostate exam

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

• Listens to NPR
• Doesn't drive an SUV (bonus faggotry points if he uses public transportation)
• Reads the JYT
• Over 18 but still has a waist size of 30 or less
• Wears clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch or American Apparel (bonus faggotry points if it fits correctly)
• Vacations in Christ-hating Europistan
• Enters the city limits of any city of 500,000 or more for any reason other than work or evangelism
• Likes ethnic food
• Actually enjoys clothes shopping

[Wide-Open]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Even more signs

Pretends to be "tolerant" and says "to each their own"
Calls negras "African Americans"
Doesn't know how to fix an engine
Calls dogs "cute"
Watches musicals
Likes "ethnic music"
Doesn't believe in home schooling
Has S*x And The City on DVD

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

More signs of a Homosexual

Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees
Wears sandals
Belongs to a union
Has long hair
Owns a model train set
Has ever been on unemployment
Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller
Has ever cried.
Knows how to "manscape"

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians(tm) to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian(tm), he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing