[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Ummm, there's no brainwashing here! We follow the Bible to the letter as our faith calls us too! You can't generally force people to accept and obey Christ just like you can't lead a horse to water and expect them to drink. Otherwise, Mr. Trump would already be president, a wall would be built, women would no longer be eligible to vote, men would be men, and America would be great again!

[handmaiden]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

being gay is OK!
church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.

Okay, you just described just about everyone who has ever used the internet.




Obviously Yours,
Handmaiden

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

being gay is OK!

OK? OK? That's what you call "OK," being a wicked sinner, your body pressed against that of a tall, dark, handsome stranger you just met at some club somewhere, the two of you locking eyes and exchanging sinful glances as his greedy hand suddenly launches like a rocket straight for your bulge until you both are just about dry h*mping already, your breath mixing with his as you both know full well that you are about to give into carnal passions that will send you careening into fits of furious, savage physicality and physical greed, demanding, taking one another like dogs in heat?

That's disgusting!!! It disgusts GOD, it disgusts my brothers and sisters in CHRIST, and it sure as daylight disgusts me, too. It is far, far, far from "OK" to even think of doing the Florentine Flamenco, the Tennessee Tango, the Mecca Mambo, or even a casual Pensacola Howdy-Do with another man, just who says that it's "OK?" The devil, that's who!

church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.

What, before we realize that we are all devout Christians? Do you know what a church is? Maybe do some reading from a certain book you might have heard of, it's called the Bible and as it so happens, it's the word of GOD.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

being gay is OK!
church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.


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Original post by queerfreddy: being gay is OK!

No, it's not.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians(tm) to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian(tm), he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing

Great advice! I showed it to George and now he has more help to find who to give the "Are you a homo?" tracts to. Now can you tell us how to spot a lesbian? They are probably far worse than male gays.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

This should be an obvious one...

"I'm With Her"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Ignores sports except when an athlete "comes out" (sodomite code phrase that means "forces his teammates to glorify his deathstyle choice").

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Can look at another man and say, "He is a handsome man."

Uses a urinal in a public restroom, thus allowing a glimpse of another man's maker of sons.

Celebrates a day named after the papist "Saint" Valentine.

[queerfreddy]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

being gay is OK!
church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.


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[Mother Of Seven]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

from your reasons listed it sounds like you are 150% homosexual...

Why don't you start a post in the Introductions section, or do you normally barge uninvited into peoples' homes and start abusing them?

[evolutionbaby]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

from your reasons listed it sounds like you are 150% homosexual...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

On a trip to the zoo, the first thing they want to do is go ogle the bears (a real man will grip his loaded rifle tightly and go looking for bears in their natural habitat).

Favorite snack food is Twinkies.

Will see an urban thug walking down the street and will refuse to go stand their ground.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight.

You say one thing; the Bible says something else that's completely different. Either you're wrong, or the Bible is, and I see no reason to put my faith in you.

God said love thy neighbor,

Who is our neighbor?

God said not to judge people

Really?

[demoncooter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight. God said love thy neighbor, God said not to judge people so if you're so into your religion quit judging people and just accept them for who they are!

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?

Of course anyone can be a gaysexual. It is all about choice.
A man has to choose to put on a leather thong, chaps, Lucite heals, a boa and makeup. God will not do it for him.

You see a guy like that and you wonder what choices he made? Not known for your acuity, are you?