[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Have I posted this yet? I show it to the Sunday School kids once a month.

[lukasekman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Long hair on men/short hair on women.
Use Apple products.
25+ and no driving license.
Lean and frail body.
Eating too little.
Use a compact stereo because he can't connect the cables of a real sound system.
Use any skincare but motor oil (men only)
Dislike the manly smell of motor oil, gas and diesel (men only)
Can't cook (women only)
Have phone calls longer than five minutes.
Spend more than 20 minutes on phone each day.
Facial hair (women only)
Prefer an unstable wifi to a good stable LAN, because cables are "ugly and collect dusts"
Spam friends with pictures and stories about animal cruelty, child abuse and lazy poor people on Fecebook.
Obsessed by being "social", and enjoy to participate in social ads on Fecebook (where you are claimed to "like" child porn and scientology)
Care about social competence.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

More signs of a homosexual!

Talks about shoes or clothes.
Spends lots of time in the bathroom before he leaves in the morning.
Wears fish net shirts.
Wears pants with the bottom cut out so they can find the rectum faster.
Wears lots of bright vivid colors like tye-dye shirts.
Supports Gay marriage.
Eats shrimp ("suck the head of the shrimp" your not fooling me.)
Doesn't attend church.
Smokes Marijuana.
Lives in a Godless state like Californication or New York.
Spends lots of time going to the restroom homosexuals most likely will mastrubate or do something to there rectum while they are using the restroom
Takes dance lessons or prances around.
Has an IPhone.
Likes to eat fudge or enjoys eating lots of dark brown things.
Enjoys being violated by a man.

The homosexual is a very very very dangerous type of person.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

What does the Bible say?
Lets look, shal we?
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[aUniversityStudent]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

This is a very interesting thread and I find it fascinating <<< Mindless Blathering Removed - Admin >>> Thank you for your teachings.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

haha it would be great to see you come over to ireland and say all this because you would be running back to america black and blue you ignorant stupid Rodimers

Friend, Rev. Dodson will be black regardless of what you violent Papist beer sponges do to him.

Thank you for persecuting us for practicing our religion. God tells us that this is a blessing in Matthew 5:10.

[irish poof]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

haha it would be great to see you come over to ireland and say all this because you would be running back to america black and blue you ignorant stupid cunts

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?

He's a "lad". It's what the catholics in Ireland call their "bottom boys". I understand now why he drinks so much. I saw it during a hearing where a poor old man who was recounting how he was raped and beaten by several priests and how they covered it all up. It is so sad. I'm betting when he farts his rectum sounds like a a man blowing into a bottle. Just so tragic.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?

Now, Zeke, you know they can't all be queer.

Someone keeps making more of them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

whats up pals im from ireland the greatest country in the world FACT see in ireland were actually normal and we let people express their lifestyle but to be honest use are all mad in the head

Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?

[irish poof]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

whats up pals im from ireland the greatest country in the world FACT see in ireland were actually normal and we let people express their lifestyle but to be honest use are all mad in the head

[Abigail Talmadge]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Just to add to the list:

-Wears any clothing that incorporates rainbows.
-Enjoys the company of other men, flirts with men.
-Constantly buys expensive gifts for other males.
-Enjoys getting very dressed up to go to places.
-Has many "secret conversations" with other males.
-Hates God.
-Feels uncomfortable when the topic of homosexuality is brought up in a conversation.
-Are very catty.
-Into watersport.
-Enjoys broadway musicals.
-Pepper their lives with pop-culture references.
-Has participated in a gay-pride parade or event.
-Eats slender, "gay' foods a lot such as sausage, corn on the cob, popsicles, hot dogs, large carrots, etc.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Add to the list

• Is a cop or firemen (union membership)
• Rides a bicycle
• Has a disability (real men rub some dirt on it, get back in the game)
• Smokes dope like a Hippie
• Takes a government hand out besides farm subsidies and defense contract.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You, my friend, may just be the least bigoted, smartest person on this sight. I thought this was a place for "Christians". But here they actually have an icon of a fist that is called "tell her once."

Friend, what part of clear communication and being succinct do you not understand? Would you rather people spoke this way?

Lur, I OMG WTF t8 rent

Sounds like retard speak to me.

And ma'am... being gay does not make your son "satan's minion." I would stay far away from this place and never come back.

It absolutely does.
Every single Homer wants to rape children and defile them before they can repent and become one with the Love of Jesus. You may like your rectum stretched wide enough to stuff a roast pork in it but let me assure, decent people do not!

[Liarthaniel777]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

>Anyone who makes less than $40,000 is a Homosexual
Stupid unreasonable insult.

>Anyone who lives in California is a Homosexual (excepting Bakersfield)
Above.

>Anyone who has more than two syllables in his last name is a Homosexual.
How? This makes no sense whatsoever!

I swear it's like you're all third graders and "gay" is the best comebackj you can think of.

You, my friend, may just be the least bigoted, smartest person on this sight. I thought this was a place for "Christians". But here they actually have an icon of a fist that is called "tell her once."


And ma'am... being gay does not make your son "satan's minion." I would stay far away from this place and never come back.