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  • New Creation
    Recalcitrant
    • Jun 2011
    • 264

    #1

    Homos at the Ball Field

    No pun intended.

    This one nearly slipped past me, but when I saw it I was furious.



    An all-American home run derby was in progress- people eating hot dogs, drinking beer, and praying for their favorite team when all of the sudden a home run is hit! Reaching out to grab it out of the air, a man almost falls to his death but is saved by his brother and newly-outed homosexual friend.

    Naturally, the queer never admitted to it (that's called "coming out" in queer talk), but just look where his hand is in that picture. A real man would let his friend go to Heaven before thinking about touching him there. I wonder if this man knows that he has a gay for a friend. Someone should contact him quick so he doesn't catch the AIDS!

  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29448

    #2
    Re: Homos at the Ball Field

    I do not know.

    I hear baseball is an All American sport, but is it Christian? The idea of 'ball play', 'swinging a bat', 'Home Run', Stealing a base', 'Pitcher', 'Catcher', 'Dugout' just does not sit right with me.

    I'll stick with NASCAR.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • SodaStream
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2011
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Homos at the Ball Field

      I am revolted by this.

      You can clearly see that a member of the community is performing public gayetry and is attempting invoke the dark powers of Satan from this mans rectum.

      God chose to kill this man at a baseball game to PROVE that if baseball bats were made out of "atoms" then a baseball would pass right through them! and all of those people are attempting to defy gods will!

      Thank you for sharing brother, we should all be more vigilant when attending public events should we be sodomified by the Devil and ensure our children do not leave the house.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Homos at the Ball Field

        Fag-enablers assured us that allowing same-sex "marriage" would not lead to open-air sodomite orgies. Now we see this.
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