The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

[Mistress Cookie]

Here we have expert, first-hand testimony on what she has done to who-knows-how-many young boys?

This is something we must put on the To Do List of things to look into.

The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

That young man is just like the sodomites I evangelize to in the gay bars in Des Moines. I think my new approach will be to come equipped with reams of gay porn, in the hopes that I can inocculate them against sexual attraction to men by showing them the perfect male body, which I would of course have no means to identify on my own.

Maybe we should show gays pictures of Pastor Ezekiel naked.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

Maybe we should show gays pictures of Pastor Ezekiel naked.

That might work. Pastor Ezekiel gave many young man the glow of the holy spirit.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

That young man is just like the sodomites I evangelize to in the gay bars in Des Moines. I think my new approach will be to come equipped with reams of gay porn, in the hopes that I can inocculate them against sexual attraction to men by showing them the perfect male body, which I would of course have no means to identify on my own.

Maybe we should show gays pictures of Pastor Ezekiel naked.

At least it would be using the powers of Evil, for Good.

Something can always be salvaged!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

Feel free to post a few from my collection. I'll stoop to anything to chase the queer out of a nubile young man.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

I will add those to my collection.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

Wasn't there a Men of Landover™ calendar or something at one point, used for a Church fundraiser? I never saw it, but I remember all the Men being (rightfully) puffed-up about appearing.

They'd be a good tool to use in Billy Bob's brave Castro outreach, if there's any left.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

Wasn't there a Men of Landover™ calendar or something at one point, used for a Church fundraiser? I never saw it, but I remember all the Men being (rightfully) puffed-up about appearing.

They'd be a good tool to use in Billy Bob's brave Castro outreach, if there's any left.

In the future when I'm spearheading the A.S.S. I will keep these images of Pastor Ezekiel in mind.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The New Homosexual Threat: PHOEBE CATES (?)

I've watched that video several times, and I am going to disagree with the homo in the Speedo. He says that Phoebe Cates made him gay because she was the perfect woman, but he is simply deceiving himself, which of course is described right there in the Bible:

(Jeremiah 17:9) "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?"

No, the reason Phoebe Cates turned him (and a lot of young men) gay is because she looks so much like a teenage boy that she confused them enough to think that boys and girls are the same. I have taken a screen capture of the part he refers to in the satanic ritual film "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and censored it appropriately for this family-friendly board:

That doesn't even LOOK like a woman. Where are the nice, wide hips that will bear many strong Soldiers for Christ? Where are the thick, sturdy thighs that will support a lifetime of housework?

They're missing.



Nope, what you see is basically a teenage boy in a bikini.

(Deuteronomy 22:5) "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

So while it's true that Phoebe Cates has made many, many young men choose the queer death-style, the REASON is otherwise.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth